The Good - The Bad - The Worst

You present a hypothetical GOOD premise. Someone replies with the BAD/ WORSE and presents their own GOOD. Examples:

GOOD: Someone has a crush on you.
BAD: Their jealous psychopath spouse finds out.
WORST: And develops a crush on you too.

GOOD: You finished your holiday shopping.
BAD: Online, charging $1000s to your credit card.
WORST: So did several computer hackers.

GOOD: You boss gives you a raise.
BAD: You still have to wear the paper hat.
WORST: And now are only $1 above minimum wage.

GOOD: Youre earned a full college scholarship.
BAD: To University of Antartica..
WORST: Your roommates a hungry polar bear..

That should be more then enough to get it. So heres goes --

GOOD: You discover a cure for cancer.

GOOD:     You discover a cure for cancer.
BAD:        But not for the strain of Cancer that you have. 
WORSE:  You've only got two days to live.

GOOD:   You find $50.00 on the sidewalk.    

You forgot WORST and to offer up your own new GOOD.

Hope this isnt to difficult -

GOOD:     You find $50.00 on the sidewalk.
BAD:        Bending over to get it causes your back to go out.
WORST:  You cant use it to pay for your dr visit because they dont accept money stamped with Monopoly.

GOOD:     You going to be on television.

Good-- you're going to be on TV

BAD-- you're having a really rotten hair day

Worse-- you're on TV/news because you were arrested for indecent exposure!

Good-- your omlet won first prize

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I think this game's cute.  people may mess up at first, until they get the hang of it  :D

good job.. sun

Good-- your omlet won first prize
Bad-- It was awarded by two drunks eating at the Denny's where you work graveyard shift.
Worse-- They retract their decision because their award diddnt prevent them from having to pay for breakfast.

Good-- Your husband serves you breakfast in bed.

(thanks moody!)

Good-- Your husband serves you breakfast in bed.
Bad -- However, your husband can't cook if his life depended on it, so the eggs are barely cooked, the bacon overcooked and the toast is soggy.
Worse -- He left the kitchen a mess and expects you to clean it up

Good -- You win a 5 day trip to Paris

Good: You win a five day trip to Paris
Bad: Paris, Texas
Worst: You encounter your biological parents there - Bubba and Mabel

Good: You learn a new language

Good: You learn a new language
Bad: It's a language no one else on Earth speaks
Worse: It's the language of the flesh-eating Zorgs of Planet Zob and all the words basically mean "Please eat me. I'm delicious."

Good: Your significant other and yourself win a seven day trip to Walt Disney World. 

Good-- Your significant other and yourself win a seven day trip to Walt Disney World. 

Bad--  you have kids that wanna go too

Worse--  your kids each invite a friend to go with you so the the trip feels more like a babysitting job than a 'good' time

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GOOD--  a family member comes to visit you from out of town

Good: A family member comes to visit you from out of town.

Bad:  It's your black sheep alcoholic brother

Worst:  He steals all your electronics and jewelry to sell at a pawn shop

 

Good:  You discover an alternate, renewable, inexpensive fuel source.

Good: You discover an alternate, renewable, inexpensive fuel source.

Bad: It's kittens.

Worst:  Puppies work too.

 

 

Good:  You've found the man of your dreams.

 

 

 

Good:  You've found the man of your dreams.

Bad: He's married.

Worse: To your brother.

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Good: You've won the lottery.

Good: You've won the lottery.

Bad: Everyone you've ever known calls you for money.

Worse: And one you never knew of - your spouse's divorce attorney.

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Good: Your child finally got a job.

Good: Your child finally got a job
Bad: She's a stripper!
Worse:  Your husband discovered it while, "bowling with his friends"

Good:  Your adult acne finally cleared up.

Good:  Your adult acne finally cleared up.
Bad: It cost you a fortune in pricey astringents.
Worse: All those drying agents left your splotchy and wrinkled.

Good: Your boss is giving you a raise.

Good-- Your boss is giving you a raise.

Bad--  The raise is only 50 cents extra per pay check

Worse--  Boss offers you a larger raise, ONLY if you sleep with him first :/

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Good--  you found $100 in an old pair of jeans you hadn't worn in years

Good--  you found $100 in an old pair of jeans you hadn't worn in years

Bad --  you realize this is the missing $100 you accused your then fiance of stealing over which he dumped you and went onto become happily married to someone else ever since.

Worse--  he hasnt returned any of the numerous voicemails explaining the silly misunderstanding but he did have you served with a restraining order, so you know he's thinking about you.

Good - You've lost 10 lbs

bad: it's because you can't stop throwing up whatever you eat

worse: you find out you have salmonela

good: you find the perfect car and you can afford it too!!

Good:  You've found the perfect car and can afford it.

Bad:  The only fuel it runs on is $8 a gallon

Worse:  No company will insure it.

 

Good:  You figured out a way to solve the healthcare crisis.

Good:  You figured out a way to solve the healthcare crisis.

Bad:  It amounts to allowing all the sick go untreated and die.

Worse:  All health insurance companies unanimously pick up on you brainchild theory in order to pay upper management yearly bonuses.

Good:  You finally get a well needed full night's rest.