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The Good - The Bad - The Worst


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You present a hypothetical GOOD premise. Someone replies with the BAD/ WORSE and presents their own GOOD. Examples:

GOOD: Someone has a crush on you.
BAD: Their jealous psychopath spouse finds out.
WORST: And develops a crush on you too.

GOOD: You finished your holiday shopping.
BAD: Online, charging $1000s to your credit card.
WORST: So did several computer hackers.

GOOD: You boss gives you a raise.
BAD: You still have to wear the paper hat.
WORST: And now are only $1 above minimum wage.

GOOD: Youre earned a full college scholarship.
BAD: To University of Antartica..
WORST: Your roommates a hungry polar bear..

That should be more then enough to get it. So heres goes --

GOOD: You discover a cure for cancer.
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GOOD:    You holiday gifts included a full year gym membership.

BAD: You find out its expired.

WORSE: You have to pay a 500 dollar fee for not using it.

 

 or.. hehe.

GOOD:    You holiday gifts included a full year gym membership.

BAD: You break one of the excercise machines.

WORSE: The machine costs 5,000 dollars and you have to replace it.

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 Good: You wake up one day to find that just for that one day, you can eat anything you want and not gain a single pound.

Good: You wake up one day to find that just for that one day, you can eat anything you want and not gain a single pound.

Bad: You eat everything you want, everything, and get nauseous .

Worse: You end up in the emergency room getting your stomach pumped so it doesnt rupture.

GOOD: The dentist tells you no cavities.

Good: The dentist tell you no cavities.

Bad: But you do need braces.

Worse: Your health plan does not include dental work.  CA-CHING!!!

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Good:  Your gym is one of the few which are not packed with new members in the new year.

 

Good: Your gym is one of the few which are not packed with new members in the new year.

Bad:  It's because the gym is being shut down and there aren't any new members.

Worse:  It's being shut down by the Department of Health for unsanitary conditions in the locker room causing outbreaks of necrotizing fasciitis.  That's not just a harmless rash on your butt...

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Good:  You don't have a hangover from the New Year's Eve party.

Good:  You don't have a hangover from the New Year's Eve party.

 

BAD: So, you decide to go out to the bar with a few girlfriends, and you see your husband there.

 

WORSE: He's not with you, he's with your sister....

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Good: You got elected to be president of the usa.

Good: You got elected to be president of the usa

bad: you dont know if your republican or democratic

worse: im Canadian  

 

 

good you got an xbox for Christmas

good: you got an xbox for Christmas
bad: you don't have a tv to use it with
worse: the xbox you bought was stolen and now you've been arrested for theft



good: you find that awesome pair of shoes you've been eyeing on sale
good: you find that awesome pair of shoes you've been eyeing on sale
bad: you buy the only pair left which are painfully too small
worse: even on sale, they were still costly yet you cant bear to leave them on longer then 5 minutes

good: you inherit a beautiful house from a long lost relative

good: you inherit a beautiful house from a long lost relative

Bad:  It's haunted by your long lost relative

Worse:  Your long lost relative was a psychopath axe murderer

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Good:  You now fit into your skinny jeans!

Good:  You now fit into your skinny jeans!

Bad: Even though you can finally zip them up they'r so tight that you look like a stuffed sausage

Worse: Its been so long since you fit int hem that they are acid washed, taper legged, and the waist hits right below your boobs. HELLO 1986!

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Good: They find a plant that can be used to cure all addictions in 100% of people.
Good: They find a plant that can be used to cure all addictions in 100% of people.

Bad: Before announcing their discovery, the scientists who discover it are killed by hitmen from the tobocco industry.

Worse: It also wouldve cured cancer.

Good: You finished the triathalon.
Good: You finished the triathalon.

Bad: The race started 18 hours ago and you're finally at the finish line

Worse: It took you so long that no one is there to congratulate you.

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Good: They approve a bill giving universal health care to all Americans.
Good: They approve a bill giving universal health care to all Americans.

Bad: The set the premiums to cover defense spending.

Worse: The monthly premium is $7,900 minimum.

Good: The war in Iraq has ended.

Good: The war in Iraq has ended.

Bad:  Troops come home to a depleted veteran's health care system that doesn't have the funds or facilities to treat injuries or PTSD, and available troops levels fall drastically.

Worse:  The US starts looking menacingly at Iran, Syria, and Pakistan.

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Good:  Reforms finally make it possible for all children to afford a college education.

Good:  Reforms finally make it possible for all children to afford a college education.

Bad: Lowered university salaries have left only the least talented professors. 

Worse: As current employees increasingly retire, the job market is flooded with presumptious unqualified 'professionals' still expecting outrageous salaries.

Good: Youve stocked up on all healthy foods.
Good: Youve stocked up on all healthy foods.

Bad: They're locked in a cabinet that you don't have a key to open.

Worse: The only thing in the cabinets that you can access are filled with Whoppers, depp fat fried frnch fries, ice cream, and lard.

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Good: You finally saved enough money to travel Europe for 2 months and just booked all your plans
Good: You finally saved enough money to travel Europe for 2 months and just booked all your plans

Bad: The travel agent worked out of the back of his car and his phone is now disconnected.   

Worse: You also used him to invest your life savings.

Good: You find husband hires a maid who cleans the entire house.

Good: You find husband hires a maid who cleans the entire house.

 

BAD: You noticed a couple of things were missing; shoes, jewerly, spare cash..

Worse: You opened your bedroom door and saw your husband with the maid in your bed.....

 

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Good: you just won the lotto! congrats.

Good: you just won the lotto! congrats.

Bad: You never find your ticket.

Worse: Trying to win again, you waste away your life savings.

Good: Your mortgage is finally paid off.
Good: your mortgage is finally paid off

Bad: unliked relatives show up and move in

Worse:  they kick you out

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Good:  you found your soul mate
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