Outrageous Sentences
A fun fill in the blanks game. The next person fills in the blank with a silly answer and then leaves another with one or two words missing.
I'll start.
Today my next door neighbor told me that he really needs his _______back.
I'll start.
Today my next door neighbor told me that he really needs his _______back.
Restless Girl, where is your next fill in the blank?
Ok, I'll start it again.
When I saw the _____________was missing, I tried to _________.
When I saw the _____________was missing, I tried to _________.
when I saw the hot dog was missing, I tried to bite my finger.
As I came out of _______, I realized I was ______something
As I came out of _______, I realized I was ______something
As I came out of the bathroom, I realized I was dragging something.
I love the sound of __________ .
I love the sound of __________ .
I love the sound of rain.
My boss saw me on calorie-count.com and said __________, and then he _____________.
My boss saw me on calorie-count.com and said __________, and then he _____________.
My boss saw me on calorie-count.com and said "Oh my gosh", and then he fainted.
When the paramedics got there they told him to __________ and never ________ again.
When the paramedics got there they told him to __________ and never ________ again.
When the paramedics got there, they told him to lay there and never stand again.
When I go to bed at night, I dream of________, then I roll over and______
When I go to bed at night, I dream of________, then I roll over and______
When I go to bed at night, I dream of aliens, then I roll over and listen to Coast2Coast.
The ________ are coming to ___________you!
The ________ are coming to ___________you!
The donuts are coming to taunt you!
I bought a _______ and put it in my ________.
I bought a _______ and put it in my ________.
I bought a Pepsi and put it in my oatmeal
If you ever see_________, you had better_______.
If you ever see_________, you had better_______.
If you ever see me, you better run!
Has anybody seen my_________? I have ________it.
Has anybody seen my_________? I have ________it.
Has anybody seen my toenail? I have regurgitated it.
i thought it was on the __________, but when I looked for it I found it in my _________.
i thought it was on the __________, but when I looked for it I found it in my _________.
I thought it was on the Sofa, but when I looked for it I found it in my Refridgerator.
It was only yesterday that I used my ________ for _________ .
It was only yesterday that I used my ________ for _________ .
thought it was on the stove, but when I looked for it I found it in my bra.
Anderson Cooper is _____________.
Anderson Cooper is _____________.
Anderson Cooper is a flesh-eating cat that lives in my attic.
When Anderson __________, he ends up in the __________.
When Anderson __________, he ends up in the __________.
When Anderson drinks he ends up in the hoosegow.
At the hoosegow they initiate _____ with _______
At the hoosegow they intiaite you with beer.
Would you like ________with your__________.
Would you like ________with your__________.
Would you like bamboo sticks with your shish kebobs?
I put them in my __________ and leave them till they're _________.
I put them in my __________ and leave them till they're _________.
I put them in my Jeans, and leave them till they are Melted.
It happened to me ________, so I took them to the _________.
It happened to me ________, so I took them to the _________.
it happened to me too, so i took them to the doctor.
the doctor said this is known as______ and i was like, what? now how am i gonna ______?
the doctor said this is known as______ and i was like, what? now how am i gonna ______?
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