I'll start....The person below me (tpbm) has lost 15lbs in the last 6 months.
Reason: released from stickiness
no, not at all
TPBM gained weight during the holidays?
Unfortunately, TRUE!!! 5 freakin' pounds!!!
TPBM wants a new car.
True. Right now the driving lights are stuck on in the van. It happens sometimes. We need to take out the fuse for the radio to turn them off. Weird.
TPBM likes shrimp cocktail.
False- my mother has a severe allergy to shrimp, so I've avoided it
TPBM has an entire community of dust bunnies living under the bed
Have you been peeking??? TRUE!!! (I rarely clean under the beds. Who am I kidding??? I rarely clean!!)
TPBM is in serious credit card debt!
nope, not that i know of anyway!
loves deviled eggs!
ew ew ew...hehe- FALSE!
TPBM has tried an exercise DVD and stuck with it for more than 1 week
False, I've never owned such a DVD. I do own an elliptical trainer but I tend to use the one at work rather than sweat in front of my smirking teens.
TPBM has been out of the country in the past two months.
tpbm has a small pet
True! But in his heart he's a panther.
TPBM enjoys using QTips to an almost orgasmic degree.
HA! I cant stand to see my body... omg eww.
TPBM hates seeing the dentist (and I dont mean checking out his ass LOL)
True! But not as bad as seeing the dental bill!
TPBM has stretch marks.
Ugh. True. despite consistently losing weight, it seems like i'm seeing more stretch marks errdamnday.
the person below me doesn't care about the super bowl either.
TRUE! I could care less! Though the hubby is watching it! (Isn't it funny to watch guys watch football? Ranting and screaming!)
The person below me has watched My Bloody Valentine in 3D.
Not true - haven't even seen it in 1-D!
But TPBM is a member of Mensa
True. Well, false in that I haven't paid my dues in two years. But I'm sayin' that doesn't count.
TPBM should probably clip their toenails.
False- just clipped them a few days ago.
TPBM loves to knit sweaters...
False. The only thing I knit is my brow on occasion.
TPBM has just started developing worry lines between their brows - and they're a little worried about it.
False, they've been coming and going for years, and i use them to remind me not to worry.
TPBM has a secret love affair with wikipedia.