Attention All Lurkers!
We know you're there; reading through the daily chat covertly; hiding in dank corners or behind the dried up corpses of former slaves in the basement.
You're using us for your own entertainment. And we resent it. So from now on and henceforth and stuff, you must participate or pay a penalty!
And by penalty I mean a monthly money order for $25 mailed to me.
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Or gift towers from Harry and David and a subscription to the Chocolate of the Month club.
At any rate, don't worry about your feelings of inferiority about not being childish weird dementedwitty enough to participate. If you bore the pants off us, well, at least we'll be pantsless, which is always a bonus.
So come one, come all to the Daily Chat!
This is a limited time offer. Exclusions apply. See Chat for details. Offer not valid in Uruguay.
Maybe we can get someone to housetrain that hippo.
I tried this once before...however I didn't think to extort money...genius.
PM me your address to send the money order! 
I got caught yesterday!!
*pops my head in*
Where are they all? I just set out a tray of fresh donuts in Chat to keep them busy while we bar the doors behind them.
hee hee dueling lurker traps...
And we named it the same thing.
Creeeepy.
DONUTS?!
And margaritas
And fried cheese.
Indeed, we engage in food porn (aka forn) every day around 3. And there's a chocolate fountain and a revolving heart shaped three poster bed and a ficus.
It's very cozy. *points at chat*
Go look!
It's too cliquish and too full of inside jokes to ever figure it out. But many of us do lurk and we know what comments are made about us non-chat-participants.
I've only been around since August. I thought that I would never get the inside jokes, but they seem to change from week to week.
Original Post by moonikins:
It's too cliquish and too full of inside jokes to ever figure it out. But many of us do lurk and we know what comments are made about us non-chat-participants.
We're not cliquish...we're bored.
Beside we love you, Moons. :)
Original Post by moonikins:
It's too cliquish and too full of inside jokes to ever figure it out. But many of us do lurk and we know what comments are made about us non-chat-participants.
We ain't cliquish! And we do a full orientation for new members! You're just scared of rejection, mooni. Admit it.
*thinks Mooni would be a welcome addition to Chat*
Original Post by moonikins:
It's too cliquish and too full of inside jokes to ever figure it out. But many of us do lurk and we know what comments are made about us non-chat-participants.
*curious...but pondering if I actually want to know...*
You mean other people are welcome into the elusive clique?
No hazing right?
Original Post by pavlovcat:
Original Post by moonikins:
It's too cliquish and too full of inside jokes to ever figure it out. But many of us do lurk and we know what comments are made about us non-chat-participants.
We ain't cliquish! And we do a full orientation for new members! You're just scared of rejection, mooni. Admit it.
I have found chat to be very cliquish. I tried it a few times. I've lurked there more than you'd imagine. It can be very funny, but I don't feel welcome there and doubt I ever will.
Honestly, truly, we rarely talk negatively about anyone on CC unless they're being trollish...or hanging out in the Health and Support forum a lot. In fact, I can't remember the last snarky comment made about an innocent and unsuspecting CCer.
Original Post by cellotlhicks:
You mean other people are welcome into the elusive clique?
No hazing right?
all are welcome...
