Cankles

I've been doing a lot of ankle cardio but I'm wondering:  do guys like cankles?  I just need to know if I will ever get married.  Until I can have surgery, should I just hide in my room?  My boyfriend broke up with me and the girl he is dating now does not have cankles.  She has a muffin top, but I heard that all guys secretly love muffin tops.

Can I be hott with cankles?  And what kind of bathing suit would you suggest?

ROFL!   I was kind of having a crappy morning.  This totally cheered me up :)

Original Post by roxysparkles:

Original Post by josielynn:

Haha, I saw the thread on the overview, didn't notice it was in the lounge :)  I'm very glad it's not serious!  Sometimes the self-hate on these forums makes me so sad!

in.deed.

and you, missy, are gorgeous!

*shamelessly browses josie's CC profile*

HEY! I'm from MD too!!!!

Thanks!! What part of MD?  I LOVE this state!!

Original Post by lostpumpkins:

Honestly...the recent rash of "do guys like girls with big hair/no boobs/toothpick legs/green freckles" threads is annoying me.

Are there really people believe that ALL guys like ONE kind of girl? Cause I doubt I would fall into that category and I've never had trouble finding dudes...

There is one thing girls must have for guys to like them and, although we've never met, I know you have one.

Original Post by trh:

Original Post by lostpumpkins:

Honestly...the recent rash of "do guys like girls with big hair/no boobs/toothpick legs/green freckles" threads is annoying me.

Are there really people believe that ALL guys like ONE kind of girl? Cause I doubt I would fall into that category and I've never had trouble finding dudes...

There is one thing girls must have for guys to like them and, although we've never met, I know you have one.

A nifty investment portfolio?

Ha! Good one Kotov!

Original Post by kotov_syndrome:

Original Post by trh:

Original Post by lostpumpkins:

Honestly...the recent rash of "do guys like girls with big hair/no boobs/toothpick legs/green freckles" threads is annoying me.

Are there really people believe that ALL guys like ONE kind of girl? Cause I doubt I would fall into that category and I've never had trouble finding dudes...

There is one thing girls must have for guys to like them and, although we've never met, I know you have one.

A nifty investment portfolio?

A Wii?

Original Post by kotov_syndrome:

Original Post by trh:

Original Post by lostpumpkins:

Honestly...the recent rash of "do guys like girls with big hair/no boobs/toothpick legs/green freckles" threads is annoying me.

Are there really people believe that ALL guys like ONE kind of girl? Cause I doubt I would fall into that category and I've never had trouble finding dudes...

There is one thing girls must have for guys to like them and, although we've never met, I know you have one.

A nifty investment portfolio?

That's not what I was thinking of but it certainly sweetens the deal.

This thread is a joke... right?

For the love of god please tell me it is. 

Joking? Seriously you jest!

I can't speak for anyone else but I was serious.

Remember, pumpers, Pilates makes everything longer.  If you have a short, stumpy vagina, Pilates will make it better.  You'll have a dancer's **** after just a few months! 

Original Post by lostpumpkins:

So all it takes is a vagina?

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Buuuttt....what kind of vagina? What do all guys find attractive? Should I hide in my room till I have the surgery? How should I style it?

I have a really prominent vagina. The girl That my ex boyfriend is dating now probably doesn't have a prominent one. I guess all guys hate that. Sigh.

I will never be married.

I don't even want to know what you mean by "prominent"

Anyway if you're at the point where a guy is seeing you naked it's probably a safe bet that he's plenty attracted to you as it is and the least of his worries is whether he finds your vagina attractive... not that I would ever call any vagina attractive.

Make sure you wear a bathing suit that takes the attention away from your cankles and focuses on something else. It doesn't matter what, anything is better than cankles. Also, I would advise that you wear long black socks over your cankles as part of your bathing suit, as this makes them appear sleeker and more shapely.

I have cankles, too..but my boobs are a distraction from them :)

make sure you stay away from lip gloss and bubble gum.... all those calories will go straight to your cankles.

I am cankle-less.

Of course now that I've said that, let the swelling begin.

*facepalms self*

Original Post by lostpumpkins:


Buuuttt....what kind of vagina? What do all guys find attractive? Should I hide in my room till I have the surgery? How should I style it?

I have a really prominent vagina. The girl That my ex boyfriend is dating now probably doesn't have a prominent one. I guess all guys hate that. Sigh.

I will never be married.

Have you considered vaginoplasty?

Lots of women successfully marry after having this simple surgery.

Original Post by kathygator:

I am cankle-less.

Of course now that I've said that, let the swelling begin.

*facepalms self*

Just keep your legs in the air and you won't have a problem.  It's once the cankles set in that they're a pain to get rid of.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by kathygator:

I am cankle-less.

Of course now that I've said that, let the swelling begin.

*facepalms self*

Just keep your legs in the air and you won't have a problem.  It's once the cankles set in that they're a pain to get rid of.

Not only that but everyone looks better on their back...so

WIN/WIN