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Chat 'em all around

Bobble headed bleach blonde comes on at 5
Tells you about the plane crash with a gleem in her eye

 

Goodmorning!

I have returned to work with a nice new big monitor. So now everyone can see what I'm doing. May not be able to be around much.

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Original Post by kathygator:

Vikings or Ninjas are the only options?

I choose Celts.

 im a celtic ninja. i mean...COME ON!

Original Post by skakidjoe:

10 cool points if you can name that hammer and spell it correctly

 M.C.?

Ha.

Thor died from the venom of Jormungander.  Jesus conquered death and crushed the head of the serpent under His heel.

EPIC WIN!

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by skakidjoe:

10 cool points if you can name that hammer and spell it correctly

 M.C.?

 *dons parachute pants*

hammertime!

*dances behind split*

and how do you know shes a witch

witches float and what else floats woodwood floats ok and what else floats oo oo a duck floats exactly

No way!

Another newbie!

*chases after roscoe with the net followed by a thundering herd of house hippos*

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Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by kathygator:

Original Post by purespark:

What do you use your mallet for?

 

^^someone better take a swing at this fat pitch.  I mean seriously.

 Split or Pav, I'm thinkin'.

Well, he did work on a farm.  He probably had to whack a few beavers when they messed with the ditches. 

*wipes sweaty brow*

How did I do?

 scratches his head  i dont get it

not a word of a lie, someone in Canada actually built this thing, and Ive seen it. Maybe this will clear things up lol

hahahah...joe. you crack me up.

what about the other answers to the "what also floats in water?"

bread, apples, very small rocks, lead, churches....a DUCK!

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Ha.

Thor died from the venom of Jormungander.  Jesus conquered death and crushed the head of the serpent under His heel.

EPIC WIN!

 im impressed

Original Post by skakidjoe:

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Ha.

Thor died from the venom of Jormungander.  Jesus conquered death and crushed the head of the serpent under His heel.

EPIC WIN!

 im impressed

 My brain is the perfect marriage of theology and dirty innuendo. 

I'll pay for that some day.

Original Post by tblover900:

hahahah...joe. you crack me up.

what about the other answers to the "what also floats in water?"

bread, apples, very small rocks, lead, churches....a DUCK!

 its only a flesh wound

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Original Post by macaslec:

"She turned me into a toad!!"

 

"I got better."  :\

 

SPAM.

 newt. it was a newt

 My bad. 

*dances with SLO*

Holy crap pav, that's intimidating.  O_o

you must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest WIIIIITH...a herring!

i love lamp?  :(

you must bring us a shrubbery

Original Post by skakidjoe:

you must bring us a shrubbery

 <3

i will have yall know that there is a pub in alabama near ft rucker that serves holy grail

i have the whole movie memorized....this can go on all night.

Dammit.  Roscoe's getting away. 

Human wall people.  I need a human wall.

And try to smile so she's not so frightened of us.

*puts on ****-eatin' grin and renews chase*

@ 786:  Sroscoe's not a newb!  Brucy's a blast from the past :D

{{{Brucy}}}

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