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Who was it coined the phrase 'I came for the calories, but stay for the crazies?' Just curious...


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'Cos every time I think I'm done here, I get an afternoon of real entertainment  in The Lounge that money couldn't buy...

 

Ah well. Maybe I'm just a little strange...

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"Come for the calorie counter, stay for the crazies."

Ah, the respected, much quoted AG!! I bow to your wisdom, Ma'am...

[I do hope you don't mind me quoting you - please say if you would like this removed...]

Not at all, mrs wilson - that slogan is extremely accurate these days. It deserves to be resurrected.

I am gathering material for a Broadway blockbuster.  Something like a chat zombie cruise musical.*scribbles in notebook*

Original Post by amwick:

I am gathering material for a Broadway blockbuster.  Something like a chat zombie cruise musical.*scribbles in notebook*

Let me know when you're ready to cast!  I want to play a zombie!

Original Post by amethystgirl:

Not at all, mrs wilson - that slogan is extremely accurate these days. It deserves to be resurrected.

^ This. Good lord are there some crazies around, especially today!

*tosses AG a 20*

Your patented words have been uttered under my breath at least that many times today.

Original Post by barbarjinx:

Original Post by amwick:

I am gathering material for a Broadway blockbuster.  Something like a chat zombie cruise musical.*scribbles in notebook*

Let me know when you're ready to cast!  I want to play a zombie!

Can you whistle and ride a unicyle?? Broadway zombies are so talented.  50 dead unicyclists doing loops and whistling showtunes. 

I cannot ride a unicycle, but I can juggle a plethora of disarticulated body parts while river dancing.

Original Post by feralfern:

I cannot ride a unicycle, but I can juggle a plethora of disarticulated body parts while river dancing.

Wonderful idea, very visual.  Can I use it?? *scribbles in notebook*

Chat Zombies on Broadway!!  Of course there must be unicorns and hippos.

And if a play does not pan out think about a cirque de zombe' style affair!

Can somebody give me a list of which threads I should peruse tonight? I'm kind of wondering if I can guess.

Well Bread has 7 locked threads that are weird, but there is an old one linked in the State Pie thread that you may find actually funny in a completely different way.

Original Post by barbarjinx:

Original Post by amwick:

I am gathering material for a Broadway blockbuster.  Something like a chat zombie cruise musical.*scribbles in notebook*

Let me know when you're ready to cast!  I want to play a zombie!

You can Tuna fish but you can't tune a zombie.

Original Post by feralfern:

Well Bread has 7 locked threads that are weird, but there is an old one linked in the State Pie thread that you may find actually funny in a completely different way.

Thank you ma'am.

Original Post by kevinatthebrook:

Original Post by barbarjinx:

Original Post by amwick:

I am gathering material for a Broadway blockbuster.  Something like a chat zombie cruise musical.*scribbles in notebook*

Let me know when you're ready to cast!  I want to play a zombie!

You can Tuna fish but you can't tune a zombie.

How do you know?  Have you ever tried?

maybe I'm crazy, probably...

I remember when, I remember when I lost my mind

There was something so pleasant about that place,

Even your emotions have an echo in so much space...

Amwick, I'd like to apply to run the spotlight in your musical.

I love to shine the light on others, but you  know, not in a creepy through your skirt to highlight the dagger strapped to your thigh, kind of way.

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