This thread is inspired by Amanda Byrnes, who asked Obama to fire the deputy who charged her with DUI (after she sideswiped his police car and refused the breathalyzer).
So what crazy, wacky, and downright non-apropos things would you ask Obama for?
To start: Dear Obama, please arrange for the arrest and detention of the entire LA Kings hockey team. I feel that this is necessary because there's no other way that the NJ Devils can win the series.
Or even wackier: Dear President Obama, please switch the federal weights and standards from Empirical to Metric so that we may join the rest of the world and boldly step forward into the 20th century. I mean, we fought a war with these people who invented the Empirical foot and ounce, yet we are still subjugated to their outdated and antiquated units of measurements while the whole rest of the world passes us by.
My two front teeth?
I'd probably ask him to resign.
yup, I think I would.
I'd like it if he'd outlaw Algebra. No good can come from legal Algebra.
Resigning would be his craziest move yet. But, we can look forward to that in four years.
One day, I kid you not, someone and I were trying to meet up at a location, coming from two different cities, driving two different speeds. That was the first time I actually employed an algebra word problem, trying to gauge when we would both get there.
That's what GPS is for!
Original Post by armandounc:
That's what GPS is for!
GPS is for sissies.
He can come paint my house, bring plenty of beer, and be ready to sing more Al Green.
That he outlaw the wearing of socks and sandals.
That is effing comfortable, cat, and you know it. Toe freedom + sock warmth = perfection. The whole world should walk around in socks and sandals.
Well...except eskimos. That wouldn't be a good move for them. That's why some genius invented Uggs.
Kathy, I have a co-worker who would support you on that request.
I'd ask for mandatory pedicures for everyone at least twice a year, if not more often, and it has to be covered by insurance. 'Cause, some of the toenails I see... damn.
there is about 10% of the population over the age of 17 that can truly pull off skinny jeans, the rest...you know who you are.
I demand he mandate a free slurpee day.
what about overly baggy jeans as well?
Let's cover out butts from both ends (no pun intended)
I saw a college age kid this weekend who was wearing black socks that were pulled all the way up and sandals. It hurt my eyes.
Sounds like a dose of hipster irony, Cat.
Apparently, part of the hipster meme is to wear oddly old fashioned clothing in ironic ways.
Hey, Barry, you seen my keys?
To ban sizes 00 and 0. How can a dress be size nothing/double nothing?