Embarassing little moments.
It should be noted that I've been at work for about 6 hours.
Stupid buttons and waking up at 5:30AM.
three guys came in one day, and i seated them. when i returned with their drinks, i noticed one of them look at my chest then look away really quickly. i looked down, and HELLO!! middle button was wide open! i turned around, put the tray on the counter buttoned up, and served them their coffees with a smile. embarassing, yes, but i just told myself i'd never see em again, and it probably made their day! :P
I used to get dressed and go to work in the dark. One time I got to work only to discover I had 2 DIFFERENT shoes on. How the heck I didn't notice that is beyond me... although it's not like they had different heel heights or anything.
Fortunately I worked in a retail store so I discreetly grabbed another pair from the shoe dept before anyone noticed. Now I don't have that escape route so I am neurotic about checking my shoes like 50 times before I get to work to make sure they match. LOL!
Standing in line to go into the library in school
Wearing a denim skirt with a small slit in the back
Pushed by boys goofing off behind me
Fell into full splits (yes I'm flexible)
small slit in back ripped all the way up to the waistband
exposing pink undies to all
Ran to the office to call mom for a change of clothes
Reddest face ever.
Yeah, there's some movie I saw about a bank robbery and they made all the people in the bank strip down to the underwear (I guess so they could see if they were hiding anything). Of course all the women had perfectly matching bras and panties, and no one was going commando or wearing a thong or had on old stained holy granny panties, which we know would not be the case in real life! That movie horrified me and I often think of it when I get dressed in the morning. Do I now make sure I match every day? No, but I still think about it.
Got one.
7:30 in the morning. Go into work, feel a slight breeze, no idea why. Got a meeting at 10:00 with FEMA. Get out of the car, try to put keys in pocket and realize there's a big tear along my pants seam.. too late to go home. Thank god, one of the other workers here keeps an emergency sewing kit in her cubicle...
Once when I was in college, I parked the car in the student parking lot and proceeded to walk about a mile towards the main part of campus. It was a lovely spring day and I had on a cute little miniskirt. I passed several guys who waved and smiled at me ... and I thought hmm I must really be looking good today. I finally reached the main part of campus and started to go up a long flight of stairs. As a force of habit, I reached back to smooth my skirt and lo and behold it was tucked up underneath my bookbag. I had just given a free little peep show to half the campus! Thank God I was wearing cute undies (or I might have died of embarrassment).
Once in college, I walked to class and sat down in lecture. I looked down, and I had put on 2 different colored flip flops! One was black...and the other was hot pink! The person sitting next to me was like, "what are you laughing about?" So I pointed down and she started laughing. Then the professor is like, "what's going on back there??" It was pretty funny!
Bernasha, we have almost the same story! Of course in the 80's yours would have been cool.... esp. if they had been 2 different colored jellies!
he he these are great
When I was in high school, I was in that class you know that one w/the cute teacher that all the girls have a crush on, anyways he was coming around to check our homework, I was holding a water bottle which I inexplicably thought had the lid on it even though that was in the other hand. Now I'm one of those people that talks w/their hands, so he comes to our table and looks at me for my home work and I gesture and pour half a bottle of water down my front! I turned bright red, not something I normally do, get up w/out a word and go to the bathroom. Did I feel like an idiot, and thank god for hand dryers!
My story isn't really mine, it's one of my best friend's mishaps.
She wrote a lovely long newsy email and forwarded it to all of her friends and family, just to keep them up to date. Then she sent another email to a select few of us, showing off her new boob job that she had got done a few months earlier. Only, she didn't just forward it to a select few, but to everyone who she had sent the news email to - including, but not limited to, her fiancées parents, whom she had never met. About 2 seconds later she realised what she had done and hastily sent another email begging everyone not to open it, but you know everyone did.
P.S. CD you live in Bowling Green Ohio?
Original Post by ajazzymama:
I've got one too.
Once when I was in college, I parked the car in the student parking lot and proceeded to walk about a mile towards the main part of campus. It was a lovely spring day and I had on a cute little miniskirt. I passed several guys who waved and smiled at me ... and I thought hmm I must really be looking good today. I finally reached the main part of campus and started to go up a long flight of stairs. As a force of habit, I reached back to smooth my skirt and lo and behold it was tucked up underneath my bookbag. I had just given a free little peep show to half the campus! Thank God I was wearing cute undies (or I might have died of embarrassment).
Similar story. I was pumping gas before work and a man starting gesturing to me, but I didn't understand what he was saying. He was older than me and smiling and I figured he was just hitting on me, so I smiled and nodded and got into my car. As I was walking into work, there were some glass panels and I could see me reflection...sure enough, my skirt was tucked into itself in the back, exposing my bum. Poor guy was just trying to help me and I thought he was creepy and perverted!!
I think I've done pretty god at not embaressing myself. I'm already awkward as it is so I try not to make it worse.
I have one.
I was at school, in class, and I squated down and my pants ripped. Oh it gets better. The class was Early Childhood Education. So there were about 20 3-5 year olds around. Thank God no one noticed and I had a long sweat shirt on.
It was my time of the month, 7th grade, it went through my jeans. I got it all over the light blue seat that I was sitting on. The teacher must have known it was me. I was horrified and my friend noticed it on the seat when I got up, I tried to play it off like it must have been the person who sat in that seat the class before. Worst day of my life.
Original Post by cellulitedelight:
I live north of Bowling Green but go to Bowling Green every week. If you're ever in BG on a Wednesday, buy me a bagel?
I haven't been in BG since 2003. One of my very, very, very, best friends works at the pop culture library at the university there.
P.S. I am fairly sure she doesn't want to buy you a bagel. :P
