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Favorite Insults, comebacks, one liners


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Out of Boredom. Got any you are particularly proud of?

Some of my favorites:

Hey Buck, get a life or take your own!

Some poor village continues to search for their idiot.

So, when does the ankle bracelet come off?

Nice drive Sally, nearly cleared the Ladies Tee.

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Don't flatter yourself Buck, I had to moan to keep from laughing in your face. Tongue out

Is that your head or did your neck throw up?

Sharp as mud, that one.

Oh what an interesting baby!

Original Post by feralfern:

Don't flatter yourself Buck, I had to moan to keep from laughing in your face. Tongue out

Is that your head or did your neck throw up?

Sharp as mud, that one.

Oh what an interesting baby!

ff, Prior to hitting post, I had already awarded you first prize......

douche bag.

 

Original Post by carmenxox:

douche bag.

 


If that's your idea of being creatively offensive carmen, it's very dissapointing. I would kind of expect more.....

Maybe Carmen's trying to tell you something. Wink

Nothing I haven't heard before Rosie. As a matter of fact nothing I haven't heard from her before .Cool

I edit because I kid

Original Post by rosieii:

I edit because I kid

No worries, I assume everything is kidding rosie. Before I started doing that I'd cry myself to sleep every night.....Tongue out

I always forget to add the stupid smileys.

...maybe that should be my one liner.

Way to go Rosie. Calling Smileys names.

Continuing on:

I can't believe the government actually allowed you to reproduce.

As told to by a USMC drill instructor: The best part of you ran down your mother's legs!!

I wish you were a man.
Why, so you can hit me?
No, so you would look better!

How's it going?
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.

Your daughter is so cute!
[Big smile] She can't help it.

From The Sopranos [Paulie talking to Bobby B & Vito Spatofore]
They should take a picture of each of you and label them "Before" and "Waaaaay Before".

Oh wow, I don't know where to start...let me think for a minute!

One of my co-workers told me I didn't lose any of my hips after I had Allie.  I asked her how she had room in her 4X scrubs for insults.  She didn't talk to me for months.

Hmmm....

Insult: "You're such a failure"

Comeback: "So was your dad's condom"

"I would like to see things from your point of view, but I'm sorry....I just can't get my head stuck that far up my a**."

"Sorry, I guess you've confused me with someone who actually gives a damn."

"Your d*ck belongs in your pants. Not in your personality."

"You might as well wear a large condom as your permenant clothing attire because if you're always going to act like a d*ck you may as well dress like one."

Original Post by kevinatthebrook:

Original Post by carmenxox:

douche bag.

 


If that's your idea of being creatively offensive carmen, it's very dissapointing. I would kind of expect more.....

no where in your post did you say it had to be creative...

it's straight and to the point, why waste time insulting someone that's not worth your time?

Original Post by s1jj11n:

From The Sopranos [Paulie talking to Bobby B & Vito Spatofore]
They should take a picture of each of you and label them "Before" and "Waaaaay Before".

If we're going with the Sopranos, I gotta stick with "I wipe my ass with your feelings."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8

It's explicit, but there are some real gems:)

not mine but my Dad's (deceased now) .... They have the brains of a kerb stone but they're not as much use.

He had a way with words my Dad :)

Original Post by carmenxox:

Original Post by kevinatthebrook:

Original Post by carmenxox:

douche bag.

 


If that's your idea of being creatively offensive carmen, it's very dissapointing. I would kind of expect more.....

no where in your post did you say it had to be creative...

it's straight and to the point, why waste time insulting someone that's not worth your time?


I'm sure there's one in here somewhere.....

Original Post by kevinatthebrook:

I'm sure there's one in here somewhere.....

That's what she said....

Innocent

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