Fightin' Words?
What. The. ****?
I haven't involved myself in an argument here in I don't know how long. I tried ALL DAY yesterday to vent some steam by getting into arguments with random people, and no one was biting. Even the dust storms that have been stirred up here in the last few days haven't done anything for me.
Maybe I'm in a rut? No. It isn't me. It's all of you. That's right. YOU.
In addition, abortions rawk, circumcision sucks, there's no such thing as a cute baby, Mormons are weird, NASCAR fellates donkeys, gay is contagious, pro-football players should be fed to kangaroos, Old Testament can take a flying **** at a rolling doughnut, I don't even know who's contending for the presidency (but they all have fake birth certificates, wear adult diapers for kinks, and burn down orphanages), maybe she deserved it (look what she was wearing!), it isn't a satchel; it's a purse, I go to dog fights every Sunday afternoon, all Americans are fat and lazy, old people shouldn't have driving privileges, assisted suicide (i don't remember which side pissed off more people, so...), Macs pwn PCs, and you dress funny.
Oh, and if you eat American cheese, get the hell out. Nao.
Original Post by htimsmr:
Original Post by kevinatthebrook:
Do you think us naive enough to believe you've ever been invited to one?
Yes.
Now we know why you only got 90% in math.
I really really take offense at you bashing Mac & cheese. Sacriligeous. Return my Unicorn forthwith and deduct two pounds of fairy dust from your weekly allotment.
Original Post by cajunrider:
Original Post by htimsmr:
Original Post by kevinatthebrook:
Do you think us naive enough to believe you've ever been invited to one?
Yes.
Now we know why you only got 90% in math.
He called us naive, let's get'im.......
Original Post by cajunrider:
Original Post by kotov_syndrome:
What. The. ****?
I haven't involved myself in an argument here in I don't know how long. I tried ALL DAY yesterday to vent some steam by getting into arguments with random people, and no one was biting. Even the dust storms that have been stirred up here in the last few days haven't done anything for me.
If you want quick relief, try masturbation
Maybe I'm in a rut? No. It isn't me. It's all of you. That's right. YOU.
I agree. It's YOU.
In addition, abortions rawk (unless you are the abortee), circumcision sucks (unless you have to clean the freakin' wee wee), there's no such thing as a cute baby (I'm sorry you weren't a cute baby), Mormons are weird (so are you), NASCAR fellates donkeys (unlike you, at least they make donkeys happy), gay is contagious (you caught it?), pro-football players should be fed to kangaroos (for kangaroo boxing?), Old Testament can take a flying **** at a rolling doughnut (it better be glazed), I don't even know who's contending for the presidency (but they all have fake birth certificates, wear adult diapers for kinks, and burn down orphanages) (you forgot lying with a straight and sincere face), maybe she deserved it (look what she was wearing! (I thought no is no), it isn't a satchel(yes when it contains ammo and has no lipstick); it's a purse (only if it has lipstick), I go to dog fights every Sunday afternoon (I see your collar as proof), all Americans are fat and lazy (I'm sorry you are hungry), old people shouldn't have driving privileges (but we own all the good cars) , assisted suicide (i don't remember which side pissed off more people, so...(This is like going to a gun fight without ammo), Macs pwn PCs (and cost more), and you dress funny (thank you).
Oh, and if you eat American cheese, get the hell out. Nao. (Yum yum American cheese)
I'm...just...so...happy right now. 
*rubs the gay all over cajun*
Original Post by brightmoments:
I really really take offense at you bashing Mac & cheese. Sacriligeous. Return my Unicorn forthwith and deduct two pounds of fairy dust from your weekly allotment.
Oh, brighty, I'm glad you're here. Would you like to taste the chili I made? I call it "Brighty's Unicorn chili." *Cartman dance*
Original Post by kotov_syndrome:
Original Post by cajunrider:
Original Post by kotov_syndrome:
What. The. ****?
I haven't involved myself in an argument here in I don't know how long. I tried ALL DAY yesterday to vent some steam by getting into arguments with random people, and no one was biting. Even the dust storms that have been stirred up here in the last few days haven't done anything for me.
If you want quick relief, try masturbation
Maybe I'm in a rut? No. It isn't me. It's all of you. That's right. YOU.
I agree. It's YOU.
In addition, abortions rawk (unless you are the abortee), circumcision sucks (unless you have to clean the freakin' wee wee), there's no such thing as a cute baby (I'm sorry you weren't a cute baby), Mormons are weird (so are you), NASCAR fellates donkeys (unlike you, at least they make donkeys happy), gay is contagious (you caught it?), pro-football players should be fed to kangaroos (for kangaroo boxing?), Old Testament can take a flying **** at a rolling doughnut (it better be glazed), I don't even know who's contending for the presidency (but they all have fake birth certificates, wear adult diapers for kinks, and burn down orphanages) (you forgot lying with a straight and sincere face), maybe she deserved it (look what she was wearing! (I thought no is no), it isn't a satchel(yes when it contains ammo and has no lipstick); it's a purse (only if it has lipstick), I go to dog fights every Sunday afternoon (I see your collar as proof), all Americans are fat and lazy (I'm sorry you are hungry), old people shouldn't have driving privileges (but we own all the good cars) , assisted suicide (i don't remember which side pissed off more people, so...(This is like going to a gun fight without ammo), Macs pwn PCs (and cost more), and you dress funny (thank you).
Oh, and if you eat American cheese, get the hell out. Nao. (Yum yum American cheese)
I'm...just...so...happy right now. *rubs the gay all over cajun*
Why thank you, us old coots always need bengay.
Original Post by kevinatthebrook:
Original Post by cajunrider:
Original Post by htimsmr:
Original Post by kevinatthebrook:
Do you think us naive enough to believe you've ever been invited to one?
Yes.
Now we know why you only got 90% in math.
He called us naive, let's get'im.......
That's alright, if he keeps on taking those chances, his luck will run out soon enough. We won't have to lift a finger.
Original Post by kotov_syndrome:
Original Post by brightmoments:
I really really take offense at you bashing Mac & cheese. Sacriligeous. Return my Unicorn forthwith and deduct two pounds of fairy dust from your weekly allotment.
Oh, brighty, I'm glad you're here. Would you like to taste the chili I made? I call it "Brighty's Unicorn chili." *Cartman dance*
*opens crate and finds one horn and one kidney bean* *rages at the moon and wonders what Kotov's puppehs are doing at this moment*
Original Post by brightmoments:
Original Post by kotov_syndrome:
Original Post by brightmoments:
I really really take offense at you bashing Mac & cheese. Sacriligeous. Return my Unicorn forthwith and deduct two pounds of fairy dust from your weekly allotment.
Oh, brighty, I'm glad you're here. Would you like to taste the chili I made? I call it "Brighty's Unicorn chili." *Cartman dance**opens crate and finds one horn and one kidney bean* *rages at the moon and wonders what Kotov's puppehs are doing at this moment*
After eating all that unicorn, I bet they're pooing rainbows at this moment.
Bahahaa...
Original Post by kotov_syndrome:
Original Post by brightmoments:
Original Post by kotov_syndrome:
Original Post by brightmoments:
I really really take offense at you bashing Mac & cheese. Sacriligeous. Return my Unicorn forthwith and deduct two pounds of fairy dust from your weekly allotment.
Oh, brighty, I'm glad you're here. Would you like to taste the chili I made? I call it "Brighty's Unicorn chili." *Cartman dance**opens crate and finds one horn and one kidney bean* *rages at the moon and wonders what Kotov's puppehs are doing at this moment*
After eating all that unicorn, I bet they're pooing rainbows at this moment.
Bahahaa...
*dons hipwaders* *squelches through rainbows* *squeezes eyes shut, clenches jaw and prepares for an explosion of rapier wit*
You, you run funny !
I admit, I had to think about this one over a quick dinner.
*ahem*
"How fortunate that, even in your senility, you could remember that."
Original Post by htimsmr:
I admit, I had to think about this one over a quick dinner.
*ahem*
"How fortunate that, even in your senility, you could remember that."
See, We should have handled this my way CjR........
Original Post by brightmoments:
Original Post by kotov_syndrome:
Original Post by brightmoments:
Original Post by kotov_syndrome:
Original Post by brightmoments:
I really really take offense at you bashing Mac & cheese. Sacriligeous. Return my Unicorn forthwith and deduct two pounds of fairy dust from your weekly allotment.
Oh, brighty, I'm glad you're here. Would you like to taste the chili I made? I call it "Brighty's Unicorn chili." *Cartman dance**opens crate and finds one horn and one kidney bean* *rages at the moon and wonders what Kotov's puppehs are doing at this moment*
After eating all that unicorn, I bet they're pooing rainbows at this moment.
Bahahaa...
*dons hipwaders* *squelches through rainbows* *squeezes eyes shut, clenches jaw and prepares for an explosion of rapier wit*
You, you run funny !
*offended gasp* You went there? It's called "over-pronation" and I told you that in confidence! *runs away, all pigeon-toed*
...*trips, falls. gets up and continues running*
I object! Americans do not drive all the best cars!
We're talking about the ones they imported?
Original Post by kevinatthebrook:
Original Post by htimsmr:
I admit, I had to think about this one over a quick dinner.
*ahem*
"How fortunate that, even in your senility, you could remember that."
See, We should have handled this my way CjR........
Nah, young one is still learning the quick draw Buck. He'll surpass us soon enough, but for now we gotta let them live.
It's all about the children ya know. It's always my weakness. Even when I knew the enemies laid the baby out there just so they could snipe us, we still had to save the baby.
Plus he spoke the truth about my senility. I had to set him free.
Yeah but so long as they are not British cars. I still have a long held beef with British Leyland.
Original Post by cajunrider:
Yeah but so long as they are not British cars. I still have a long held beef with British Leyland.
[looks ashamed]
Yeah I made a mistake and bought a Rover Sterling Coupe! Beautiful interior, crap engine and chasis!
The worst car I owned was a Merc! Had two E class estates, fantastic cars! First one did 184 000 miles, second one 169 000 miles. Then i bought a V class!
Kotov, I would contribute, but I don't care enough, so I'm phoning it in.
Corgis rule. Westies Suck.
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