I found a spammer!!! YAY ME!

If you find a spammer do you get promoted to moderator?  I think the Lounge would love for me to be promoted to moderator...just sayin.

Check out this PM I got!~

vicky22u@yahoo.com
Hello.
My Name is vicky i want to your profile today at (caloriecount.about.com) and i love it i think we can clcik from thier!please i will like you to email me back through my email thus;(vicky22u@yahoo.com)  am waiting to recive your lovely reply soonest!
 Yours
 vicky    !
please contact me through my email address so i can give you my picture and tell you my datel have a nice day.

First I got it from vickydavids23....and thought, hmmm...maybe a little hottie wants to get a taste of some Calcat sausage.  But THEN I got the exact same message from vickydavids21...

Now, in a perfect world, they would be twin sisters, underwear models, former Hawain Tropic beachwear models...who always dreamed of a manage a trois with Calcat....and their and my dreams are finally alligning...

But since I'm WAY not that lucky...as evidenced by my inability to hit the lotto EVER...there goes my 5-year plan...I'm almost certain it's a spammer.  I wonder what they want.  I'm thinking probably an Eastern European "princess" and heir to a huge fortune wants my bank account information so they can send me fortunes!!!  YAY!!  So excited.

Oh, and anyone that ever did that...don't admit it...because I WILL get kicked off CC for making fun of you in a relentless and horrible fashion...because nobody should be allowed to walk the streets if they're that stupid...it's a public safety issue.

vicky has pretty great grammar skills.

she's cheatin on u bro, I told her to take a hike, bro's before ho's

/solidarity

But but... don't you want to get her pictures and datel?

I do adore the "love connection" spams. There's just something so adorably ridiculous about them.

hey AG?  i think we clcik...can i tell you my datel?

I got the same one.  I assumed it was from you.  ;)

Email me back through my email thus

clcik all of the things!!!!!!

Original Post by starlitocean:

hey AG?  i think we clcik...can i tell you my datel?

Yes! email me back through my email thus

Original Post by roxysparkles:

clcik all of the things!!!!!!

haaahahahaha

<3 you.

I got one from the same person!

Original Post by ignayshus:

she's cheatin on u bro, I told her to take a hike, bro's before ho's

/solidarity

THAT WHORE.

I'm going to write her a strongly worded break-up letter.

Oh..and God...if you're taking "wishes"...give me a gun and some grenades...and let me just take out ONE..just one...of the little spam buildings in Africa where all this nonsense comes from.   PLease?  It's literally on my top ten wish list...the satisfaction I would get...would easily overpower the slight guilt of murdering multiple people.

Now I'm getting messages from her sister vickydavids24.

And now vickydavids22 is getting in on the action!!!  Hello triplets!!

Hey, if any of you Lounge chicks are planning on going on your periods, leaving CC, then coming back as a sock puppet named vickydavids...ya might want to reserve a username before they are all taken...just sayin.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Now I'm getting messages from her sister vickydavids24.

I hear that sister is a little whackier but gives better BJs...

But stay away from vickydavids26...just sayin she's got something going on downstairs and is using an experimental cream.  So at the least, wrap it twice.

Using 2 condoms is not a good idea.  The friction between them increases the chance that both of them will break.  

Original Post by caloricat:

If you find a spammer do you get promoted to moderator?  I think the Lounge would love for me to be promoted to moderator...just sayin.

Check out this PM I got!~

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CCat, I'm pretty sure they'll promote you to moderator about the time the world stops turning   But in the meantime, don't let us impinge upon your fun.

Thank you for alerting us to the spammer (s), btw.

Vicky Davids is a whore!

I thought I was special

ETA: mine was VickyDavids25 btw.

Original Post by jules817:

Original Post by roxysparkles:

clcik all of the things!!!!!!

haaahahahaha

<3 you.

x2

Original Post by smashley23:

Using 2 condoms is not a good idea.  The friction between them increases the chance that both of them will break.  

Somebody's parents went a little too far into the details...less is more parents, less is more.

Original Post by sayitaintso7:

Vicky Davids is a whore!

I thought I was special

ETA: mine was VickyDavids25 btw.

I kind of feel bad for VickyDavids17. She's an innocent in all this. Her sisters are giving her a bad rap.