Happy Birthday to Me
And Jonathon Frakes, Gene Roddenberry, and Bill Clinton.
Can't speak for the others, but I want reasons why turning 40 is awesome - thanks in advance.
oooh Happy Birthday!
Turning 40 is awesome because you're smarter and have more insurance?
and a "like/dislike" button 
Happy B-day. Welcome to 40, it ain't so bad.
Turning 40 is awesome because people take you more seriously, but you're still young enough to avoid marginalization. Plus the sex is better.
That is true. The sex is better.
Mama Gator, you really get me -
Happy birthday, Santo!
Happy birthday Santo! :)
I'd rather be 40 or 50 or 60 than pregnant!
Happy B-day Santo!
no way! crazy coincidence :)
happy birthday santo!
40 is great because you're suddenly, magically, a fully-fledged adult, with credibility and autonomy and nothing to prove. people will start paying attention to what you say and believing you - even when you're making **** up! it's awesome 
Happy Birthday, Santo!!!!
Turning 40 is great because you only have 10 more years until your college loans are paid off.
And yeah the sex is better.
Happy Birthday. May it boldly take you where no man has gone before
happy birthday!
happy birthday! :)
Instead of shying away from it, go ahead and embrace turning 40 and all of the wisdom and experience that comes along with it. Your past experiences and the wisdom and knowledge that you have gained from them are going to help you be a much better person. Feel confident in the fact that your life is going to be richer, fuller and more meaningful because you know more and have so much more to offer to the world.
*leers* Now I feel like it's my birthday, too!
Happy birthday, Santo :)
Thanks for the links, Roxy!
Especially the"40 is the new 20" thing - I predicted months ago someone would throw that out - *marks Bingo card* 
