The I hate Christmas Music Thread
With a passion I might add.
It comes in second only to country music. It would be the worst music on the planet, but since it is only around about 2 months of the year it is second worse. Country music just never goes away.
FYI - I hate haiku more than I hate christmas music or country music.
One of my favourite Xmas-themed songs are "The Night Santa Went Crazy" by Weird Al and "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" by i-don't-remember-who (too lazy to google).
Mooni, I bet you'd like them 
No, but really, Christmas music is OK (I agree though - not from as early as Nov 1st).
35: me too, mooni! 
the 4 years of French that is
I no longer have my binder of French Christmas carols
*sads*
Deck your halls with Thomas Hawley
Fa la la la la la la la la
deck your halls with balls of hawley...............
I can listen to the grandma song a couple of times and chuckle, but that's it, gets old very quickly. I don't recognize night santa went crazy. Maybe I'll look it up, but probably won't.
Original Post by moonikins:
Original Post by kathygator:
If you'd rather, Mooni, we could just write COUNTRY CHRISTMAS SONGS!!!
(hohoho)
You're getting on my last nerve. I don't think you want to go there. ;P
oh boy no! we're provoking mooni! I'm betting afraid she'll bestow some unusually horrid and dreadful curses on us!
It's a form of desensitization therapy, Mooni. We post because we care.
Here you go:
Fried up the Christmas Turkey-
So Santa will come my way.
Made him some gravy and biscuits,
To take up on his sleigh.
Christmas balls! Christmas balls!
I've got great big Christmas balls!
String 'em up, like Santy Claus,
I've got Christmas balls!
LOL @ 44.
Original Post by bagga:
deck your halls with balls of hawley...............
No one can resist my Schweddy balls...
*sneaks into mooni's thread*
I'm a singer, and I love Christmas music so much, I recorded my own Christmas music CD as a gift to my mom. 
*runs out singing Carpenters Christmas tunes*
Original Post by kathygator:
Original Post by bagga:
deck your halls with balls of hawley...............
No one can resist my Schweddy balls...
Gotta love the hawley balls.
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check out 'santa lost a ho'
Original Post by kathygator:
Original Post by bagga:
deck your halls with balls of hawley...............
No one can resist my Schweddy balls...
I know I can't!
LOL
Yes! I posted the first Schweddy balls reference of the season!
Original Post by bagga:
deck your halls with balls of hawley...............
sounds painful
not as painful as "chestnuts roasting on an open fire."
Original Post by yachtracer1977:
*sneaks into mooni's thread*
I'm a singer, and I love Christmas music so much, I recorded my own Christmas music CD as a gift to my mom.
*runs out singing Carpenters Christmas tunes*
Gosh durn it, you cain't depend on them liberal frenz of yerz atall.
Ever heard of an iPod?... you'll never have to listen to a x-mas song again.
I bet ya'l have never heard this one: (warning: dirty language)
Original Post by trhawley:
Original Post by bagga:
deck your halls with balls of hawley...............
sounds painful
You get what you deserve.
