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Let me shorten that.....

 I walked in on a customer wearing a batman mask watching batman porn.

yep.

 

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God is clearly telling you life is way more hilarious than you're taking it right now. If I walked in on that, I would still be rolling on the floor laughing.

Original Post by tincognito:

God is clearly telling you life is way more hilarious than you're taking it right now. If I walked in on that, I would still be rolling on the floor laughing.

Oh believe me I did. And I totally meant that line in a totally serious but totally sarcastic manner. I have not been able to get the image out of my head and laughing until stuff comes out of my nose.

Wow. That's utterly disturbing. 

I guess it's just as gross as the psych patients I worked with who would sit in their rooms and masturbate while staring at me when I was put on 1:1 close observation with them... 

Ha!  I so want your job Schnood.

Schnood - whoa...where do you work?

Ali - eek, thats so Silence of the Lambs D:

I think the most disturbing/hilarious thing is that BATMAN porn even exists...

Original Post by bigbitty:

I think the most disturbing/hilarious thing is that BATMAN porn even exists...


if it exsts, theres a porn for it. its just the way things work lol

 

Original Post by luv_andie:

Original Post by bigbitty:

I think the most disturbing/hilarious thing is that BATMAN porn even exists...


if it exsts, theres a porn for it. its just the way things work lol

hmm..spiderman porn? star wars porn? muppet porn?

and Ali, I think yours is worse -.-

haha The worst part, vice, is that it happened at least 5 times... :barf:

Original Post by vicereine:

Original Post by luv_andie:

Original Post by bigbitty:

I think the most disturbing/hilarious thing is that BATMAN porn even exists...


if it exsts, theres a porn for it. its just the way things work lol

 

hmm..spiderman porn? star wars porn? muppet porn?

and Ali, I think yours is worse -.-

yup. i distinctly remember renting movies with my friends and coming across a "lord of the g-strings: the fellowship of the string"

 

and yeah, poor ali >.<

Holy *censored*, Batman!

I wathced a Star Trek (TOS) based Pr0n once in College. It was.. disturbing.

OMG, Batman porn, hu? And he was wearing the mask, you say? I have two questions: Where do you work and where can I get an application?

Original Post by hkellick:

I wathced a Star Trek (TOS) based Pr0n once in College. It was.. disturbing.

 Damn - there go my Spock fantasies ...

(...listens to the clicks of being dropped off member's friends list...)

A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Batman in Robin
Blowjob Impossible
Dyke Hard
Star Whores
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands Gangbangs of New York
On Golden Blonde
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Sick Degrees of Penetration
Legally Boned
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Lord Of The G-Strings
White Men Can't Hump
Ocean's 11 inches American Booty
Pulp Friction
Swollow Hal
Spankenstein
Breast Side Story
Blown in 60 Seconds
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
Sperms of Enderarment
School of ****
Free My Willy
Sperminator

 

Ok, had to look up funny porn movie names. Where do they come up with this stuff! I think Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves) sounds pretty classy....ha ha.

Original Post by schnooder:

 

Let me shorten that.....

 I walked in on a customer wearing a batman mask watching batman porn.

yep.

 

so...he was just watching it dressed up? at least he wasnt doing things too!!

let this be a lesson to you. ALWAYS have a camera close by! :D

 

LMAO...oh man..Well one night I was on cinemax flipping through channels and there was one called "Witches of Breastwick 2," I was like wow, I wonder if this has more umph then the first classic one. LMAO.

There was also another one with a hilarious name, but I can't remember I know it had something to do with food though. Errr.

And then my fiance' and I have an inside joke we once were going through channels and found some show (damn skinamax or errr cinemax.) and there was actually an actor in it named RUSTY NAILS...LMAO! Then my mom was telling me about one she saw with my dad where the guy's penis was curved upward like a hook...so I dubbed him Captain Hook..and my dad wasn't there for the conversations but my mom would talk in code using that name and cracking up and my dad would be like "Huh?" well he finally figured it out and whenever I joke about it he looks totally embarrassed with a smirk on his face. Hahaha.

Original Post by luv_andie:

Original Post by bigbitty:

I think the most disturbing/hilarious thing is that BATMAN porn even exists...


if it exsts, theres a porn for it. its just the way things work lol

 

 Rule 34.

4chan spreads like an std

Original Post by vicereine:

Original Post by luv_andie:

Original Post by bigbitty:

I think the most disturbing/hilarious thing is that BATMAN porn even exists...


if it exsts, theres a porn for it. its just the way things work lol

 

hmm..spiderman porn? star wars porn? muppet porn?

and Ali, I think yours is worse -.-

That's the beauty/horror of Rule 34. I've actually seen all those things.

Holy Smokes,

 

This goes deeper than I ever would have imagined!!! No pun intended!

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