The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have two playrooms just for them to play in while they visit. This play room is upstairs and this room is downstairs.   

You're in luck! We have four guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This is the bathroom located closer to the computer room in the back. This bathroom is in the hall way between the bedrooms.  This one is in the basement where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's so lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (3 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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Original Post by kingmedia:

"Oh, well it will have to start at 5AM

*starts typing out resumes. scans ads for jobs requiring french maid uniform*

sucks, but at least it's not 4am..yet.

and leave my outfit alone!

*tries it on, notices the bulgy material in the crotchal area*

you stretched it out! (the outfit you dirty minded peoples!) Now it looks like I'm packing :/

Hi.  : /

Not feeling great.  But I'm ok. 

Heard from moody and she says to tell y'all she fine and she "lurves" you all.  She'll be back soon.  Just catching up on some seriously needed sleep.  I miss her though. 

*sigh*

But I'm glad the rest of ya are around. 

Where's brose lately?  Pluffy needs feeding and I don't think the candy bars he's been fed are having a good effect on him. 

I don't have any chips but I wish I did.

no I don't.

yes I do.

chips?  huh?  whatchu talkin' bout, willis?

come on, come on, come on.

a little more rock, a little less conversation.

ok, so i ordered my 15 pnd bag of solid gold dog food and a bucket-o-Grenies for my doggeh.  it was scheduled for delivery today.  so, at about 4:30 i checked the tracking # at UPS and it was showing as delivered.  at 3:21pm.  signed by REL 635 or something like that. 

so i called the pet food company to start a claim on the order.  i was mad cuz my doggeh is outta food and has gone a month w/o Greenies and she loves them soooo much!  the rep told me to check with my neighbors.  i was fuming so i asked mrpw to do it.  one guy, the guy who's obsessive about his lawn and retired said he hadn't received anything.  and we have no reason to doubt him.  he went to the other neighbor.  no answer.  3 cars in the driveway.  hmmm.

so i get back on the phone and they start the claim process.  right after i went up to the shop to explain all of this to mrpw, i went back to check the front porch one more time.  i really just wanted to look around kinda threatening-like cuz i just KNEW someone stole my $50 worth of dog food and i was PISSED!!!!  i wanted to scare some paranoid thief. 

and there it was.  it was NOT there before.  i swear.  mepw even passed right by the place where i found it twice when he asked the neighbors. 

here's what i think happened.  as i was walking with mrpw from the shop to the house via the backyard, i was spewing something to the effect of, "I can't wait to find out who stole my package!  If my dog has to go ONE DAY w/o her food the fukkr who did this is gonna PAY!"  that was when mrpw went asking the neighbors.  i think the guy who was not answering was there and was hiding.  he waited until we both walked through the back yard into the shop and quickly took it over to our porch. 

i scared him.  good.  UPS was about to send out a driver to go to the house where he misdelivered it and confront the guy who signed for it to get the package back for us.  i was ready to go to the next homeowner's assn mtg and let everyone know who stole our package.  but since he returned it i'll let it slide.  but he's gonna get the cold-shoulder from me from now on. 

jerks.  that took an hour & a half outta my life for some jerk who tried to get something for nothing at my expense, while we are so broke i just had to take my coin jar to the Coinstar machine for groceries! 

i'm still kinda fuming.  my doggeh is happy to get her Greenies.  maybe she'll eat now since she has some fresher food. 

oh, and this all comes on the heels of some other disturbing news we got.  one of our neighbors, as we were walking the dog, informed us that he and his wife (they're about 80) were robbed yesterday in teh middle of the day while they were working in their own yard!  they stole his wife's purse and a silver necklace he bought her 50 years ago and has bought her a charm for it each year since he bought it for her.  its not worth much money but it was priceless to them!  i almost cried right there.  the man actually said that if we see anyone trying to sell such a necklace he'd buy it from them!  can you believe that?! those poor people. 

makes me disgusted with humanity.  i despise this effing city!

That really sucks about your neighbors! People who rip off, steal from, bully, scam etc. little old people should rot you know where. And I'm sure there is a special place in the old H-E-double-hockey-sticks for people who steal packages from their neighbors too.

In a slightly better mood...

Kitchen is totally cleaned, oh, except for the floor.  I need to sweep it.  I'll do that on the wat to the laundry room to put my towels in the dryer.  Dinner is in the oven.  Its basically, a chicken cut-up - 2 legs, 2 thighs, 2 breast halves. 

First I dry rubbed the washed & dried chicken with a mix of salt, pepper, Old Bay and sweet smoked paprika, then seared it in a touch of grapeseed oil til the outside was nice & golden-brown.  Took it out, added 6 cloves mashed garlic, not chopped & about a half cup of balsamic vinegar and a cup of chicken broth, reduced by half, added a big can of crushed tomatoes, a little more salt, pepper & a generous pinch of dried thyme & oregano, poured that over the chicken in a pyrex baking dish.  Oh, and the flatter sides of the thighs & breasts were down, important.  Made sure all was well-slathered in the concoction and covered it with foil, tossed it on a cookie sheet in a 375F oven and set my timer for 1:13.  It should be sliding off the bone by then! 

I'm gonna sautee some cabbage & vidalia onion to have with it.  Maybe a little rice, like some Indian basmati.  Just a little.  Mrpw loves my cooking.  He should.  I've been doing it for long enough. 

So I have an hour to myself.  This is my first chance to just sit & do nothing. Way too tired to work-out.  Still a little anemic.  I think I'll go see what's on the boob-tube. 

My 5 year old son has discovered the art of mooning. I am so proud.

Also, here is a handy little guide for pretty much any man in a relationship.

And mspw, we are having leftover sloppy joes, ore ida fries and beer. I think yours sounds much better.

Original Post by lulufit:

My 5 year old son has discovered the art of mooning. I am so proud.

Also, here is a handy little guide for pretty much any man in a relationship.

And mspw, we are having leftover sloppy joes, ore ida fries and beer. I think yours sounds much better.

Oh wow!  Flashback to my childhood.  I remember when Manwich first came out.  Mom used to make it open-faced with beans in it over one of those very white burger buns.  Fries & beer are good anytime! 

But my dinner was great.  Unfortunately it came too late and mrpw had to leave for a business meeting.  Cross your fingers that its a good bit of properly-paying work!  I hope! 

And the Hormone Guide for men is great.  Thanks!

ok, its bedtime.  The sleepy pill has kicked in and its time to make popcorn before I fall asleep.  Laterz.

Original Post by lulufit:

Also, here is a handy little guide for pretty much any man in a relationship.

 

hehe

loved it too!

Good Morning!

The hub & I just got back form walking the doggeh.  I am covered in sweat and am therefore, nekkid and leting the sweat evaporate.  Mrpw, on the other hand has not even a single bead of perspiration on his body. 

Him: Have you always been like this?

Me: I dunno.  Never noticed before.  And oh, thanks for making me feel like a mutant.

I'm pretty good at sweating.  I think my short, muscular physique just doesn't dissipate heat as well as his tall, long-limbed physique.  He's the freak who can move a refrigerator fairly effortlessly. 

Yea, sweaty pits.  Yuk.  Having an aversion to sweating can make it hard to exercise. 

this house is ridiculous! would you just look at this mess, it's disgraceful! If moofles were here she'd be embarrassed to walk through the door. It needs some attention.

*whistles whilst fixing it up*

there, that's a bit better.

pEww, can you c'mere and make some air popped popcorn? Don't forget to leave the lid off.

If we all work together we can have this place perfect for when moof gets back! Who wants to do her room?

Original Post by mspw:

I'm pretty good at sweating. I think my short, muscular physique just doesn't dissipate heat as well as his tall, long-limbed physique. He's the freak who can move a refrigerator fairly effortlessly.

Yea, sweaty pits. Yuk. Having an aversion to sweating can make it hard to exercise.

I don't care for my (what I consider) excessive sweating, but at the same time, I always kinda wondered if that had something to do with my staying slim.

*shrugs*

and where have my IMing buddies been lately?! you know who you are...

Original Post by qmwillcand:

this house is ridiculous! would you just look at this mess, it's disgraceful! If moofles were here she'd be embarrassed to walk through the door. It needs some attention.

*whistles whilst fixing it up*

there, that's a bit better.

pEww, can you c'mere and make some air popped popcorn? Don't forget to leave the lid off.

If we all work together we can have this place perfect for when moof gets back! Who wants to do her room?

Well, part of the reason for the mess is Pluffy.  brose has neglected him lately and his diet of candy bars is having an ill-effect on his gaseous emissions.

I know.. we can make popcorn with our cell phones. 

Original Post by lulufit:

 Also, here is a handy little guide for pretty much any man in a relationship.

 

 Man, wish I had that like five minutes ago...

*hands QM a vat of wine*

Original Post by qmwillcand:

 If we all work together we can have this place perfect for when moof gets back! Who wants to do her room?

 if I have too, I guess.