I'm screwed, and you may be too.
Paper towel...Fawk
1214-page paperback programming textbook.
Let's do this.
*readies book*
chocolate. 
Not ognna work unless the zombies have a sweet tooth.
Ian, you have a plastic teapot????? You....heathen!!!!
The power adapter cord for my computer. Strangling, perhaps? Or maybe I could use it to make a lasso of sorts... and hang them from my ceiling fan up above.
ya, that otta stop'em....
Original Post by kikt:
chocolate.
Ian, you have a plastic teapot????? You....heathen!!!!
oh, I missed that... mind you, plastic teapots do frighten zombies momentarily...
Original Post by brightmoments:
Original Post by kikt:
chocolate.
Ian, you have a plastic teapot????? You....heathen!!!!
oh, I missed that... mind you, plastic teapots do frighten zombies momentarily...
I don't drink from it, grandson uses it in the bath! looks pretty good for warding off Zombies! Just fill it with Yorkshire tea, frightens the living and the undead!
Yep.
If reading from it repels zombies even half as well as reading from it repels other people, then I'm safe.
Box of tissues..... I am truly and thoroughly screwed.
White polar bear stuffy in a pink scarf. I'm doomed.
Original Post by ianheavy:
Original Post by brightmoments:
Original Post by kikt:
chocolate.
Ian, you have a plastic teapot????? You....heathen!!!!
oh, I missed that... mind you, plastic teapots do frighten zombies momentarily...
I don't drink from it, grandson uses it in the bath! looks pretty good for warding off Zombies! Just fill it with Yorkshire tea, frightens the living and the undead!
so you're saying that Yorkshire tea is part bathwater?
Clearly what we need is a pre-zombie partay!!!!!!
*Pulls out the glowsticks, humboldt squid and dark chocolate*.
That was gonna be my guess for you bunny!
*fires up the karoke machine with a kick*
When you were young, and your heart was an open book,
You used to say live and let live...
*backs up brighty* You know you did, you know you did, you know did...
Wait...are we doing Beatles or G'n'R?
oh Beatles, my friend, always the Beatles!
but in this ever changing forum in which we live in
makes you give the trebuchet a try...
Original Post by brightmoments:
Original Post by ianheavy:
Original Post by brightmoments:
Original Post by kikt:
chocolate.
Ian, you have a plastic teapot????? You....heathen!!!!
oh, I missed that... mind you, plastic teapots do frighten zombies momentarily...
I don't drink from it, grandson uses it in the bath! looks pretty good for warding off Zombies! Just fill it with Yorkshire tea, frightens the living and the undead!
so you're saying that Yorkshire tea is part bathwater?
I'm not sure Yorkshire tea tastes that good!
Zinder's Zombies Zapped
The Zombies came up against an evil brew
It was a brew with an awesome hue
The plastic teapot filled to the top
Heavy's mission the Zombies to stop
The lid taken off he sloshed it around
Zombies crashed and fell to the ground
AcZinder mopped up the tea that was really foul
She now had a zombie zapping paper towel
The battle's outcome was really turning
Every where you looked Zombies were burning
Kikt threw Heavy some chocolate, "man keep on going"
He threw open the tea urn the brew was flowing
He grabbed the programming manual, automated the urn
The Zombies now showed some real concern
Heavy grabbed the blow up doll from under Kevin's body
Stopping to say Kevin that body is shoddy
The toy that our Kevin liked to hump
Heavy was now using as a tea pump
Now Captain Bunny's White polar bear
Was drafted into action with no time to spare
It held the nipples of the love of Kevin's life
Directing the spray inflicting maximum strife
As the brew now was powerfully sprayed
The Zombie threat began to fade
One more spray and the last Zombie was fried
A roll call showed no lounger had died
The moral of this story is when things get hot
You know what to load in your plastic tea pot!
Small room heater. Can either strangle them with the cord or turn it on and warm them up. Oh wait it was in the /70's here today, they have been warmed up.
My 20+ year old cat...she's mean as hell. I'm so NOT screwed. 
Guan dao at the ready.
I'll need a bulldozer and truckloads of lime for disposal. They are going to stink after while.
Which one?
