ie; Boss, parents, in-laws, neighbor, the ass-wipe that cut you off on the freeway,.......
Well tell them here... I'll go first
Kiss my ASS.... Biology teacher for giving me a 90% (which is a 'B' here in my state)
Kiss my ASS.... Dumb lady who cut me off, while gettin on the freeway........... then had the nerve to run out of gas INFRONT of me!
Kiss my ASS.... The man passing by while I was walking my dog... for saying... "holy cow, your dog's FAT" (she's not fat...she's fluffy!)
Now your turn!
And KMA Canadian Government. Especially the student loan program. Damn you for randomly drawing money out of my bank account, losing my forms and eventually charging me a fine for them being late, since you lost the first set I sent!!!
Kiss my ass, spirochete. ;) (jk)
Kiss my ass, choir section leader who blames me for mistakes made by the loud woman who sings next to me. :-P
Oh this is fun...HA!
Kiss my ASS older brother who thinks I'm still 12 when I am 27 and trying to one-up me with my mother....GROW UP!!!!!!!! Grrrrrr......
Kiss My Ass Long Distance relationships....I'm sooo sick of it...and I've got over a year to go.....
Kiss My Ass insensitve BF who goes out with a group of other people and tells me I'll "learn to live with it" when I tell him I miss him!!!!
Kiss My Ass people who take advantage of me because I won't say no when they ask for favors and then get mad at ME when I get fed up and say NO!!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kiss my ASS to friends who NEVER answer emails or texts and expect me to answer THEM right away......GRRRRRR......
Okay I feel better now....LOL
It's not really a person, but..
Kiss my ( Y ) cramps I've been having for the past 3.5 weeks and possible anemia too.
I know that is my job to make them, but what about their health?
KMA stoopid ex-roommate!! At least knowing I could take her helps.
KMA bio teacher!! Maybe if you weren't so sarcastic, confusing, and downright perverted in class I wouldn't be just passing!!
KMA perverted guys in my dorm who deem it neccessary to whistle and holler at me when I walk pass!!
KMA stoopid clothing stores where I can't find ONE thing that fits!!!!
ahh, that feels better.
Came up with another one:
KMA suitmate!! Maybe if you knocked before coming into the bathroom, didn't set your tv so loud we can hear it in our room, and actually flushed the toilet, my roommate and I wouldn't dislike you so much!!
Also, KMA people who like to think themselves "controversial" and "rabblerousers" on the forums, but don't even have the guts to post a personal pic.
KMA Prairie Home Companion and 1340am NPR, for being on the station ALL weekend long and having stupid songs! 1340am, why don't you marry Garrison Keillor since you LOVE him so much! Bring me back my Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me and for god's sake, I'd even listen to Car Talk at this point! If I have to listen to another bluegrass version of Rock Candy Mountain, I'm pulling my pledge!
Kiss my ass, stupid lessor's maintenance people who shoveled my snow causing ice to build up on the sidewalk that they know I can't walk on because I've mentioned the day I signed my lease that I'm one of those handi-capable people who needs a few little things to make walking that muche easier. Ice is not one of them. Sure, Alex had fun sliding around on it on a garbage can lid yesterday but Moly did not have fun falling on it trying to walk to the lessors office to discuss my noise violation.
Kiss my ass, fat cat in the kitchen. Your crap smells like dog food, your pee smells like a drunkard, and your back paw is more than healed enough for you to step into the litter box rather than walk behind it and do your business on my clean floor.
Kiss my ass, Malisa and Rob for getting upset that I brought you your child. I'd think you'd be glad to see him since you're too stupid to comply with orders to get full custody back so you won't have to rely on other people to bring your kid to you. Do you really just not like me or are you jealous to all hell that the kid clings to me and screams and cries when I try to hand him over to you, then sits in the window and cries for me? Should've thought of that before you abandoned him at a hospital. I went into debt to get him out of foster care, I gave up school to get him out of foster care, and I was the one there for mom while we fought to get him out of foster care. You? You were at the tattoo shop blowing your money to fix up your life on half-assed tattoos and drugs.
And finally.. Kiss my ass, neighbors, for preaching to me about how the apartment life isn't that hard, that you're making it on minimum wage jobs and have so much extra money you could go out and buy a new TV every month if you wanted to, then telling me your uncle pays your rent, your electric bill, your phone bill, and your car costs. I'm a building away from you, freezing my ass off, haven't eaten in three days save for black coffee, and can't buy any warm clothes or a new coat to replace my ripped, torn, and tattered coat because I'm choosing to use every last cent I have to pay for my bills rather than let my rich uncle come to the rescue. Grow up before you preach to me about growing up. I hope your baby looks like a monkey.
.. I feel better.