What a night: THIS POST IS ABOUT MY PENIS
TMI Alert!
So I was giving it some thought....about the whole maintenance is boring gig and setting new goals. I decided to shoot for becoming a marathon sex machine with my wife. 4 hours into our "session" and I was raw (even after using Astroglide).
I'm wondering if I continue this regimen, will I develop callouses? That would definitely decrease sensitivity then, yes? Marina thinks that it'll help if she trims (thinks it might have been the abrasiveness of the hair), but I like pubic hair on women. I conceded to a bit of a trim, but not too much. Will report back later (after these blisters on my penis heal).
LOL
Where's our expert to answer the callouses question, when we need him? hata, you out there?
Pine, haven't you heard? If you have an erection lasting four hours you need to get yourself to an ER immediately!
Dude, after four hours I'm more concerned about your wife. Maybe it's my age, but that sounds downright exhausting and...abrasive - even with astroglide.
Original Post by phoebe_luvs_smallville:
Where's our expert to answer the callouses question, when we need him? hata, you out there?
I think this is only if medically induced and if it won't go down on it's own.
And the callous concept has me cringing all the way around. I'm getting visuals I really don't need!
You need an oyster shucker to get that thing open now.
She's sore too. We took little 10 minute "breaks" every 40 minutes or so and I was trying to not get too "overzealous" considering she's going in for knee surgery soon. She wasn't complaining though. **grin**
You kept making her get in and out of her personal bathtub, every 40 minutes or so???
Beast.
;P
Hey...She started it! She flashed her (most ample)boobs at me!
Sex for FOUR hours?!?!
KMN.
Your poor dick and wifey's poor cooch.
Maybe it would have been advisable to work your way up to it? I mean, nobody jumps in and runs 10K the first day, right?
Someone make a C24H sex programme, pronto!
Generally, when engaging in a marathon of this nature, whiskey is a much better lubricant than Astroglide...just sayin'...
Well. That is quite the goal.
I am tired just thinking about it.
But think about it I will. :)
Original Post by vbeattie:
I mean, nobody jumps in and runs 10K the first day, right?Someone make a C24H sex programme, pronto!
My first run ever was a half marathon earlier this year. :)
I don't know if this question is allowed but,
Who cares how long you do it... what matters is how many orgasms she had. (I would also say how many he had is important as well, but I wouldn't want to suggest that the OP is only interested for his own gratification if he's putting four hours into the effort.)
For real.
Because otherwise, what is the point? You're just making yourselves sore for no good reason.
Now that's a goal worth pursuing.
This thread made my day.
Original Post by pinegrovedave:
Original Post by vbeattie:
I mean, nobody jumps in and runs 10K the first day, right?Someone make a C24H sex programme, pronto!
My first run ever was a half marathon earlier this year. :)
Fair enough :) I'm just saying, I had to work my way up to marathon sack sessions. The training was almost as enjoyable as the end-result, though. Once the bruising faded.
Indeed. Suffice it to say Marina is a most "enthusiastic" partner. **grin**
I just can't "touch" her for a few minutes following one...if'n ya get my meaning.
Original Post by pinegrovedave:
Indeed. Suffice it to say Marina is a most "enthusiastic" partner. **grin**
I just can't "touch" her for a few minutes following one...if'n ya get my meaning.
Most definitely, I do.
She was still having orgasms in the last hour of it?
Because I think I would prefer to go for an hour and then take an hour break, and then go for another hour, then another break, and so forth and so on, rather than go at it for a solid four hours.
But whatever floats your boats! Carry on!
No, you won't get calluses but you will begin to lose sensitivity and I can't imagine that is your goal.
And for optimal health, you (and she) should have at least one orgasm every day. More is fine, but if you do it too much, you will cause problems for her, which will eventually force you to have to stop for a while until her body heals. So really, it's better to take a moderate approach, not an all or nothing.
Original Post by kathygator:
Generally, when engaging in a marathon of this nature, whiskey is a much better lubricant than Astroglide...just sayin'...
Ugh...No thanks Kathy. Maybe for Marina, but most certainly not for me (haven't touched hard liquor in 15 years). I will say this though...when Marina's a bit "juiced up" it's a lot of fun. 
