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It's so bloody quiet!

My kids are asleep, hub is in bed with a migraine, the tree is up and decorated. It's just me and the chips.

I'm getting pretty desperately bored...might have to wander out to the kitchen and do the dishes!

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- Go out

- Work out

- Watch TV

- Drink heavily

- Play videogames

- Waste time on facebook

- Waste time on CC

- Plot your next move in world domination

- Dance for no reason but to feel yourself move

- Practice guitar

- (special canadian bonus idea) Watch the hockey game. It's HNIC after all.

Sometimes I think I'm the only Canadian who doesn't drink beer and watch hockey.

I feel like I've let my country down. Time to turn in my citizenship and become a (fill in the blank).

Kudos to you for not drinking! :)

You could...play around on Yahoo Answers (that place is seriously addictive), watch TLC, cooking shows, Hbo...yadda yadda, read a book, take the dog for a walk (if you don't have a dog, your cat? who gives), start a diary...uhmm yeah! You know, things like that.

Give hubbie some meds and tell him to get with the program.

ahaha, yes! I will waste time here, thanks!

Well, these are going to brighten my otherwise boring evening.

Meanwhile I'll pass on these tips:

  • Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
  • Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
  • Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
  • When someone says, “Have a nice day,” tell them you have other plans.
  • Forget the diet center and send yourself a candygram.
  • Make a list of things to do that you’ve already done.
  • Dance naked in front of your pets.
  • Put your toddler’s clothes on backward and send him off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.
  • Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman numerals.
  • Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
  • Go shopping.  Buy everything.  Sweat on it.  Return it the next day.
  • Buy a subscription to Sleazoid Weekly and send it to your boss’s wife.
  • Pay your electric bill in pennies.
  • Drive to work in reverse.
  • Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of The Flinstones during that important finance meeting.
  • Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
  • Refresh yourself: Put your tongue on a cold steel guard rail.
  • Tell your boss to blow it out of his mule and let him figure it out.
  • Polish your car with ear wax.
  • Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages
  • Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room.
  • Braid the hairs in each nostril.
  • Write a short story using alphabet soup.
  • Lie on your back eating celery, using your navel as a salt dipper.
  • Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.

And apart from Hyperboleandahalf - most of which I know by heart by now (thank you Jules! (Hm..was it jules who pointed it out? Or sammy? not usre..) erm getting a bit sidetracked here.. Anyway, apart from that on I love this http://slushpilehell.tumblr.com/page/6 Hasn't got funny pics in it, though..

I also love notalwaysright.com

and does anybody know what that website with the wonderfully ironic photographs is called???I can't find it

Original Post by qmwillcand:

Sometimes I think I'm the only Canadian who doesn't drink beer and watch hockey.

I feel like I've let my country down. Time to turn in my citizenship and become a (fill in the blank).

I am also a Canadian who does not drink beer and watch hockey. People have told me to surrender my citizenship. I won't do it!! Haha!!!

All craziness aside...on Saturday nights I play Dungeons and Dragons with my buddies. So...maybe not much help to you.

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