12 step program for e-mail forwarders
THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM
EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME
1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I
DON'T forward an email!
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ....NEVER-NEVER!!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8) There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything. He did when he was 17 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA.
11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on.
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall out.
1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I
DON'T forward an email!
2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ....NEVER-NEVER!!
7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
8) There is no kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in England collecting anything. He did when he was 17 years old. He is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA.
11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain individuals dying of some never-heard-of disease for every e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on.
Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will fall out.
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lol love the list claire! i have friends who send me EVERYTHING they get forwarded! It's practically the only way I know they're still alive and well :-) I should send them this! :-)
Don't forget lucky #13: Pyramid Schemes don't work. Just because you're foolish enough to send $1 to 10 people you don't know, doesn't mean that someone else is.
AMEN!!!!!! ~ Lost Artist
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oh man I've gotta send this to my mom....
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Oh yeah, I'm sending this to my mom, too!!! We always talk about how much we hate email forwards. Thanks for sharing!
That is so funny. I have sent it to my friends also.
That is soooo cute but I have to say - there was this Irish one I did - and I wished to find a nice affordable house....3 days later we bought our house and it is gorgeous and we love it and we got it just before a major market increase!! ....so whose to say.... LOL
LOL....that was great ;p
I now HAVE to play devil's advocate.....about 3 people just said they would send this on to someone they know....LOL...another chain email has been started! Ironic, eh?
I now HAVE to play devil's advocate.....about 3 people just said they would send this on to someone they know....LOL...another chain email has been started! Ironic, eh?
Where did you find that list?
That is hilarious! I want to show it to my friends who are chronic forwarders. They drive me insane.
That is hilarious! I want to show it to my friends who are chronic forwarders. They drive me insane.
that's great :-)
i loved this! How do I forward tis to my MOM? I am new to the internet and I have hotmail but I have never forwarded to anyone outside of the hotmail site. any help out there?
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