A thread all about CCat...endorsed and authorized

Okay...along with a few others...I've been accused of "making threads that aren't about me...about me".  

So, I got the idea that perhaps I should just make a thread "about me" so it wouldn't be so inapproriate.  Also, I know that many CCers have their own "beliefs" or "opinions" or "analysis" about "why I am how I am"...and I got to thinking about that this morning and how it might be interesting to see what those beliefs/opinions/analysis are...so this is what I thought:

In this thread...you get to give your belief/analysis about who CCat is, what he is, and/or (and especially) why he is how he is...based on your own opinion.

Now...so the mods don't have to lock yet another thread I've authored...I'm gonna lay down a couple ground rules/limitations to keep this on track and "in bounds":

1. This is NOT where you can just say, "I think CCat is a giant arsehat ****hole and blah blah blah...hatin.  If you want to do that...and I fully support you in that effort...please go to my journal and I have one specifically set aside for haters to go off on me.

2. I limit myself in that I am only allowed to respond to questions (if I choose to) and respond "positively" to analysis I find interesting or accurate.  In other words...I restrict myself from arguing or criticizing or mocking any posts.

So...have fun...I'm interested to see what the masses are gonna come up with.

P.S. Off topic...but Kelly Clarkston is kinda fat.  She's on SNL and my goodness...what happened there?  I'm gonna have to google it because maybe she's pregnant or something.

Original Post by kevinatthebrook:

Glory Hole Castration.

Is that even possible?  I think you're in the lead, but I'd sort of like to know how that is done.

And two shots to the head is not inventive enough.

You are beneath invention.

Original Post by feralfern:

You are beneath invention.

Does anybody besides Bagga have an idea?

From what I have read.... I'd like to say I believe you are very cynical, intelligent and amusing. I wish there was a sat nav version of you!- you'd make all journeys very interesting and quite possibly educational, horizon expanding and make delicious pass remarkable comments ;-) carry on!

WTF?! Are you really asking people to come up with creative ways to kill you?

If that's really what's goin I here, I'll see what I can come up with.

i'll tie a tiny string to every hair on your body and yank them all at once. 

 

 

 

the look on your face would be priceless

Step One in the death of CCat:

The re-education program which begins with a return to your wife and the couch; whereupon you will watch Toddlers & Tiaras for hours. You will also answer every telephone sales call with your Visa number.

Step Two:  You will enroll in a scrapbooking course and stick with it until you gain such proficiency that you teach scrapbooking for the summer.

Step Three: You will stay on CC for 24 hours a day posting positive upbuilding thoughts on every thread.

Step Four: Put on your bustier and jump into the arms of the fiscus.

Adios!

I always pictured him being tackleglomped to death.

*glomps lys*

Oh my!  They aren't at all worthy of a "SAW sequel"...but I must admit they are getting more inventive.

I did actually watch Toddlers & Tiaras once...it was horrible.  But I can usually get out of that type of duty by just making occasional comments like, "Oh wow...I bet that one is going to grow up to be HOT!  I want her to give me a call in 15 years or so...yowser!"  Actually "16 and pregnant" or those shows on lifetime where couples are planning their weddings/births...those are even worse.

• "Oooo...did you see what Train Wreck girl #7 said about her boyfriend?"
• Ummm, no...but I'm sure it could be paraphrased as..."white trash comment...blah blah blah...complete psycho...blah blah blah...poor decisions....worse decisions...barely watchable....and there's only 2 hot chicks on the whole show and they are both psychos...blah blah blah..."
• "But aren't you curious to see what will happen?"
• "No...because there is a 95% chance everyone on that show will end up in jail or a trailer park and their kids will grow up to be delinquents.  Call me when one of the little idiots makes a series of good decisions..that might be interesting to see."

Or an hour straight of women planning their dream wedding....OMGawd!  All that time invested in something that has a 50/50 chance of ending in divorce.  Yet every single one of them thinks they are "the exception".  And I swear...that stupid show about the mom with like 16 kids...that's not entertaining...that's frightening.  If you've ever taken care of ONE kid...the concept of taking care of 8 or 12 is just absolutely terrifying.  Every time the mother goes somewhere I'm counting kids thinking she forgot one in the backyard or something.

Ho about "torture by Sesame Street"?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/tort ure-guantanamo-bay_n_1557294.html?utm_source= DailyBrief&utm_campaign=053112&utm_me dium=email&utm_content=FeatureTitle&u tm_term=Daily%20Brief

 

Original Post by murrill:

Ho about "torture by Sesame Street"?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/tort ure-guantanamo-bay_n_1557294.html?utm_source= DailyBrief&utm_campaign=053112&utm_me dium=email&utm_content=FeatureTitle&u tm_term=Daily%20Brief

 

Nah...plus...it's supposed to be ultimately ways to "kill" CCat.  Just torturing, passe.  Besides, I'd actually like the Sesame Street one.  I'd just sing really loud and make up alternative lyrics...

How about we do the salt & ice challenge all over your body, one ice cube at a time, starting with your penis?

You still looking for ways to be killed, eh?

I'll send over a dozen blonde models to have their way with you until you die from exhaustion and malnourishment.

Done and done.

We could tie you to a chair and make you watch male gay porn