Get up (get on up!) Get up-ah (get on up!) Stay on the scene (get on up!) Like a CHAT MACHINE...

One person's morning is another person's very late night.

One of these days I'm going to start a thread about the "joys" of dealing with a chinese software outsource company. It will not be a thread filled with joyous tales of easy development and trivial integration.

Maybe the godfather of soul can keep me going for the last mile...

:-) I was just wondering when I saw the title whether you are still up or up already.

Good morning chatterers! Gotta run. back in a few hours.

Still. Although I've microslept a couple times now so I suppose both are technically valid.

So NOT a fan... but, it's almost the weekend and I'll a little time off then at least. Can't complain about that. 

Right now though, I would punch a nun in the boob for some starbucks.

Good morning.

Heading to the pool.

Original Post by hatamoto:

One person's morning is another person's very late night.

One of these days I'm going to start a thread about the "joys" of dealing with a chinese software outsource company. It will not be a thread filled with joyous tales of easy development and trivial integration.

Maybe the godfather of soul can keep me going for the last mile...

Not fun I bet.

Original Post by hatamoto:

Still. Although I've microslept a couple times now so I suppose both are technically valid.

So NOT a fan... but, it's almost the weekend and I'll a little time off then at least. Can't complain about that. 

Right now though, I would punch a nun in the boob for some starbucks.

 Knowing how much the nuns are paid, I doubt punching one will get you enough money for a venti.

I'm counting on the theory that that's where they keep the collection plate money: up under the nunboob.

No 'moto they keep it tucked up in their squalid abandoned wombs. Tread carefully son, here there be dragons.

hmmmm, where the effing heck is the breakfast buffet?

*claps hands and summons caterers*

I guess they're all off serving royalty in england cuz of the wedding.

Except for Kate, that tremendous cow. Not even a sesame seed for her lest she burst out of her wedding dress and take out the archbishop with a supersonic breakaway button.

Well now, THAT would make the wedding worth watching.

Morning

 A bishop with a bridal button wedged in his amygdala?

Not to be a downer, but... Americans, did you know you've lost the right to pursue class action lawsuits against companies if their "terms of service" agreement requires you to go to arbitration?

It's true!

Anticipated email being sent later today:

To all users of Comcast,

SUCK IT!

~ Signed, Comcast

PS - We just double charged your credit card. Go on, take us to court. We triple dog dare you.

Morning, Chatterers!   ***thumbs nose at Comcast***

Lucky for Sony then, since I'm sure their user agreement has some kind of clause for them screwing over their customers by losing all their data ;)

I am at the Ebil Werk.  I do not want to be here.  That is all.

Comcast was a pain, glad I switched

In the last hour I have had the misfortune of reading posts that include PG's orifice, nun breasts (by the way, the sisters I know would probably issue forth a *well deserved*swift kick to your babymaker if you jabbed them) and an excruciatingly painful sounding ailment of the southern most regions that I never knew existed.  

Where is chat light? I need some nonsense please. And an double shot of expresso, extra sugar, twist of lemon, hold the boobiepunch.

P.S. is fawk the word of the day? It's all over the place.

edit: grammar

Oh SCOTUS...you Corporate lovin' devils, you...

Good morning all.

*shifty eyes towards Pittsburg*

*starts coffee, biscuits, sausage and bacon*

Chat Light?  Not absurd enough.  :-)

ETA:  Chat Light = Full of artificial sweetness??