Whos going to EDC 2012!!!!!!!
I think I'd rather smoke up, put on some noise-cancellation headphones and listen to bjork for hours. alone.
What is it? A carnival? They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.
I wish I was young enough to go to Raves. I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.
They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.
Raves been around since early 90s haha they were underground.. They become main stream acouple years ago. And yess ive seen people F ing and other stuff :).. Never too late ive seen old ****
Original Post by caloricat:
What is it? A carnival? They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.
I wish I was young enough to go to Raves. I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.
They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.
Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.
Original Post by caloricat:
What is it? A carnival? They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.
I wish I was young enough to go to Raves. I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.
They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.
Do you want to "nail" underage girls?
*cringes*
Original Post by kevinatthebrook:
Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.
Oh...I should have updated you...apparently...it's quite easy to get laid if you have between $200-$400. I know...I was kinda shocked too. But, whatever.
And yes, I'd love to bang ..... girls. I had to stop short of repeating"MJ's comment because I think their age and metal make-up....and other factors....would GREATLY influence my anser to that question. I guess I'll just respond by saying....if I'm at a Rave and a girl starts going after my Johnson...and she looks at LEAST 16....I probably wouldn't card her. I mean, if she was hot and mature looking... If she was a wearing a My Little Pony t-shirt and looked young...I'd probably just cringe and the Johnson would naturally turtle. But 16-18...some of those chicks are not very easy to distinguish from 19-20 year olds....and beggers can't be choosers.
Besides...if a hot 17 year old comes on to me...and I turn her down...she'll probably commit suicide. She'll end up crying in the alleyway; "See! Not even that overweight, old, ugly dude would have sex with me!! WAhhhhhhhh!!"
I can't live with her death on my conscience.
Original Post by kevinatthebrook:
Original Post by caloricat:
What is it? A carnival? They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.
I wish I was young enough to go to Raves. I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.
They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.
Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.
I dunno.... I'm bettin' he wouldn't have a problem in Tijuana.
Original Post by stargazer1:
Original Post by kevinatthebrook:
Original Post by caloricat:
What is it? A carnival? They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.
I wish I was young enough to go to Raves. I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.
They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.
Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.
I dunno.... I'm bettin' he wouldn't have a problem in Tijuana.
Ok, if you really want to lower the bar.
Disclaimer: The above remark is not intended to disparage in anyway the skills, work ethic, standards or any other aspect of this industry and imports thereof.
Original Post by caloricat:
Original Post by kevinatthebrook:
Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.Oh...I should have updated you...apparently...it's quite easy to get laid if you have between $200-$400. I know...I was kinda shocked too. But, whatever.
And yes, I'd love to bang ..... girls. I had to stop short of repeating"MJ's comment because I think their age and metal make-up....and other factors....would GREATLY influence my anser to that question. I guess I'll just respond by saying....if I'm at a Rave and a girl starts going after my Johnson...and she looks at LEAST 16....I probably wouldn't card her. I mean, if she was hot and mature looking... If she was a wearing a My Little Pony t-shirt and looked young...I'd probably just cringe and the Johnson would naturally turtle. But 16-18...some of those chicks are not very easy to distinguish from 19-20 year olds....and beggers can't be choosers.
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Um...just don't tell the cops "she looked 16!" if you ever get in trouble.
Psst...you should probably not openly admit you'd have sex with a drugged 16 year old.
