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Whos going to EDC 2012!!!!!!!


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Just wondering how many people rave!!!!
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I think I'd rather smoke up, put on some noise-cancellation headphones and listen to bjork for hours. alone.

Im more outgoing and interact with people and just have a blast

What is it?  A carnival?  They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.

I wish I was young enough to go to Raves.  I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.  

They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.

Raves been around since early 90s haha they were underground.. They become main stream acouple years ago. And yess ive seen people F ing and other stuff :).. Never too late ive seen old ****

Original Post by caloricat:

What is it?  A carnival?  They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.

I wish I was young enough to go to Raves.  I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.  

They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.

Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.

Original Post by caloricat:

What is it?  A carnival?  They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.

I wish I was young enough to go to Raves.  I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.  

They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.

Do you want to "nail" underage girls?

*cringes*

Original Post by kevinatthebrook:

Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.

Oh...I should have updated you...apparently...it's quite easy to get laid if you have between $200-$400.  I know...I was kinda shocked too.  But, whatever.

And yes, I'd love to bang .....  girls.  I had to stop short of repeating"MJ's comment because I think their age and metal make-up....and other factors....would GREATLY influence my anser to that question.  I guess I'll just respond by saying....if I'm at a Rave and a girl starts going after my Johnson...and she looks at LEAST 16....I probably wouldn't card her.  I mean, if she was hot and mature looking...  If she was a wearing a My Little Pony t-shirt  and looked young...I'd probably just cringe and the Johnson would naturally turtle.  But 16-18...some of those chicks are not very easy to distinguish from 19-20 year olds....and beggers can't be choosers.

Besides...if a hot 17 year old comes on to me...and I turn her down...she'll probably commit suicide.  She'll end up crying in the alleyway; "See!  Not even that overweight, old, ugly dude would have sex with me!!  WAhhhhhhhh!!" 

I can't live with her death on my conscience.

Original Post by kevinatthebrook:

Original Post by caloricat:

What is it?  A carnival?  They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.

I wish I was young enough to go to Raves.  I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.  

They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.

Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.

I dunno....  I'm bettin' he wouldn't have a problem in Tijuana. 

Original Post by stargazer1:

Original Post by kevinatthebrook:

Original Post by caloricat:

What is it?  A carnival?  They have like 15 carnivals in the Kmart parking lot every summer...and those are probably cheaper.

I wish I was young enough to go to Raves.  I heard you could totally nail underaged drugged chicks there....all you need are like neon lights or something.  

They invent all the cool s*** like 15 years too late.

Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.

I dunno....  I'm bettin' he wouldn't have a problem in Tijuana. 


Ok, if you really want to lower the bar.

Disclaimer: The above remark is not intended to disparage in anyway the skills, work ethic, standards or any other aspect of this industry and imports thereof.

Original Post by caloricat:

Original Post by kevinatthebrook:

Based on your postings since I've been a member you couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a gift certificate and a fist full of Fifties.

Oh...I should have updated you...apparently...it's quite easy to get laid if you have between $200-$400.  I know...I was kinda shocked too.  But, whatever.

And yes, I'd love to bang .....  girls.  I had to stop short of repeating"MJ's comment because I think their age and metal make-up....and other factors....would GREATLY influence my anser to that question.  I guess I'll just respond by saying....if I'm at a Rave and a girl starts going after my Johnson...and she looks at LEAST 16....I probably wouldn't card her.  I mean, if she was hot and mature looking...  If she was a wearing a My Little Pony t-shirt  and looked young...I'd probably just cringe and the Johnson would naturally turtle.  But 16-18...some of those chicks are not very easy to distinguish from 19-20 year olds....and beggers can't be choosers.

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Um...just don't tell the cops "she looked 16!"  if you ever get in trouble.

Psst...you should probably not openly admit you'd have sex with a drugged 16 year old.

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