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I have not worn deodorant since Wednesday.


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How disgusting have you been lately?

I last went to work on Wednesday.  Thursday morning I woke up with a throat so swollen I looked like a bullfrog, said **** it, and called off of work.  Staying home all day, I saw no need to wear deodorant.  Or pants. 

Friday proved to be no better.  I called my boss and said to make life easier on everyone, I was just going to start my maternity leave now even though we're not having the baby for two more weeks.  Supposed to be next week, but we're trying to keep him inside until we close on our house and move.  Since I was home yet again, still no deodorant.

I'm pretty sure it's now Monday and not remembering the weekend at all, and being certain I didn't leave the house, and even if I did I was too tired to care, I still have yet to wear deodorant. 

And no, I haven't showered, either.

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What? The? Hay???? You people are deeeegusting!!! And I'd like to know too...what the heck does the vajajay smell like. Good grief.

Oh man, I surely don't wanna know what their unwashed cooch smells like.

Original Post by looloogirl:

I've not worn deoderant since last Friday.  No pants all day, I don't wear pants if I don't have to leave the house.  I am going to order some food soon, so I might put pants on for that, but since I am wearing granny panties, do I really have to?  Oh, no shower since Saturday.  I had lunch with a friend, otherwise it would be since Friday.  I find showering to be a complete waste of time.

Well hello there.  Looks like I need to expand my dorr ot door encylopedia sales to a certain looloogirl's house. 

Pantsless...hot.  Granny panties...not so much...but we can work that out when I get there.  Being stank and unshaven...that I may need to be hammered for...so I'll drink a great deal ahead of time.

Moral of story...guys, don't get married.  I know you were prepared for the 10-15 pound weight gain as they "let themselves go"...but for some women...marriage is also an excuse to smell worse than a cage at the zoo.  Yikes.

Original Post by feralfern:

Oh man, I surely don't wanna know what their unwashed cooch smells like.


I mean i don't want to smell it for myself per se,  a description will do. Is it like a rotten piece of fish that was left in the garbage disposal for a day or two. Or is it like an outdoor fish market in the desert?

But seriously what is the aversion to being clean. I relish my time in the shower. I buy all kinds af shower gels and frou frou soaps and loofahs and lotions and pretty panties and i just love being clean...i shave every other day but mostly everyday i'm running the razor somewhere. I pretty much only have hair on my head. Arm, legs, underarms, vadge, butt crack (tmi? oh well i'm thorough in all things :)) are bare.

Maybe it's cause i'm getting older and trying to preserve my sexy. I think i let things go when i was in my 20s and mid 30s. But i'll be 40 this year and feel i need to up my game i guess.

I wonder about the smell too, Connie! People always make the fish comment. But I thought fishy smell was if you have a bacterial infection? I assumed it smelled like BO?

Reminds me of this gem from Krokus

http://youtu.be/P5x-a6rm4I0

Yeah... this is disgusting.  I don't know why anyone would brag about being hairy and dirty.  That's just wrong.

Spuckine1, Yes, I really showered and shaved before going to the hospital. We were in Germany and and once I got to the clinic I had a 2 hr ambulance ride to the hospital. contraction 10mins apart all day, when hub got home, fed him, showed,shaved and went. Hubby was flipping out and wanted to know if I wanted to stop at the bowling alley on the way.lol   The second on was right after a dinner party I gave, 20 mins start to finish.  I would never want to go with unshaved legs  anywhere, but that's a whole other issue I'm sure. 

Why are people giving a pass on bathing because she is pregnant. Most people have to go to work daily and need to pull themselves together. I was in the army during both my pregnancies, still running and doing PT, what is the problem with having time to bathe. If it's depression, tell your doctor.

Depressed people usually don't realize they're depressed. And if they do, they usually are in denial. :(

I'm not ashamed that I let my legs go in the winter. Just because I have some hair, doesn't mean I'm dirty. I don't know what people's excuses are for not bathing "just cause" though.

I'm looking for a good epilator for my legs. I have one I use for other areas but it takes forever to do one spot on my legs with it.

I didn't say you were dirty because you have hair on your legs, I said I wouldn't go without shaving. I'm addressing the pregnant lady who hasn't bathed in a week and wondered why.Re: depression I knew when I was depressed and talk to my doctor. If you aren't taking care of yourself you are having a problem.

This post made me laugh. 

Lately I have been so busy I haven't washed my hair everyday.  I know some people do that naturally anyway, but usually I wash it everyday.  So now it's every other day for me.  Thank gawd for dry shampoo!!

Oh god.  Like no one who showers daily smells bad.  Right.

Maybe some people just really don't care what you think?

And what difference does it make to you what someone smells like...if they're sitting at home in their sweat pants watching TV? 

And, as a side note, it's really not good for my skin to constantly be stripping and scrubbing and washing it.  It's probably not good for yours either.  Give your skin and hair a break and let it do it's thing.  The world will not come screeching to a halt if you have leg stubble or BO.  Good grief.

And I also don't think anyone was bragging.  Although sometimes I want to.  Like when my hair gets so greasy I can stand it up on end and it stays there.  Or people on the internet can smell me.   Cool

Original Post by dancerqueen1:

This post made me laugh. 

Lately I have been so busy I haven't washed my hair everyday.  I know some people do that naturally anyway, but usually I wash it everyday.  So now it's every other day for me.  Thank gawd for dry shampoo!!

Please share a user review!

I use baby powder on my scalp on the days I don't wash my hair, but I'm curious about dry shampoo.

Original Post by caloricat:

Original Post by looloogirl:

I've not worn deoderant since last Friday.  No pants all day, I don't wear pants if I don't have to leave the house.  I am going to order some food soon, so I might put pants on for that, but since I am wearing granny panties, do I really have to?  Oh, no shower since Saturday.  I had lunch with a friend, otherwise it would be since Friday.  I find showering to be a complete waste of time.

Well hello there.  Looks like I need to expand my dorr ot door encylopedia sales to a certain looloogirl's house. 

Pantsless...hot.  Granny panties...not so much...but we can work that out when I get there.  Being stank and unshaven...that I may need to be hammered for...so I'll drink a great deal ahead of time.

Moral of story...guys, don't get married.  I know you were prepared for the 10-15 pound weight gain as they "let themselves go"...but for some women...marriage is also an excuse to smell worse than a cage at the zoo.  Yikes.

Oh, bite your tongue! I can excuse it when people are sick and feeling too damn lousy to care for themselves, but otherwise..eeeew.

I feel downright disgusting if I skip a day in the shower or have stuff spilled all over me or feel stubble anywhere, etc.

I would not be able to stand that at all. It's like having something sticky on your hands and feeling annoyed until you've washed it off.

Add to this, my compulsive teeth brushing which can happen anywhere from 4-8 times in a 24 hour period.

Dirty/stinky anything makes me sad.

 

What if we all stopped showering and using deodorant until chi-fil-a supported gay marriage and the Government vowed to stay off the Internet?

Original Post by moonbow1:

I didn't say you were dirty because you have hair on your legs, I said I wouldn't go without shaving. I'm addressing the pregnant lady who hasn't bathed in a week and wondered why.Re: depression I knew when I was depressed and talk to my doctor. If you aren't taking care of yourself you are having a problem.

Based on CD's other thread, she's been pretty sick for several weeks.

Original Post by cptbunny:

I wonder about the smell too, Connie! People always make the fish comment. But I thought fishy smell was if you have a bacterial infection? I assumed it smelled like BO?

I always assumed it would smell like rotting fish lol. IDK, not showering or at least washing up daily kind of skeezes me out. I hope these peeps at least change their undies ;)

Original Post by amethystgirl:

Original Post by moonbow1:

I didn't say you were dirty because you have hair on your legs, I said I wouldn't go without shaving. I'm addressing the pregnant lady who hasn't bathed in a week and wondered why.Re: depression I knew when I was depressed and talk to my doctor. If you aren't taking care of yourself you are having a problem.

Based on CD's other thread, she's been pretty sick for several weeks.

That's why I said she had a pass.  Not only is she pregnant, but also sick.

 

I don't know about everyone else, but to the greasy hair...  that's just disgusting.  Good luck keeping a man with that behavior.

Original Post by lostpumpkins:

Oh god.  Like no one who showers daily smells bad.  Right.

Maybe some people just really don't care what you think?

And what difference does it make to you what someone smells like...if they're sitting at home in their sweat pants watching TV? 

And, as a side note, it's really not good for my skin to constantly be stripping and scrubbing and washing it.  It's probably not good for yours either.  Give your skin and hair a break and let it do it's thing.  The world will not come screeching to a halt if you have leg stubble or BO.  Good grief.

And I also don't think anyone was bragging.  Although sometimes I want to.  Like when my hair gets so greasy I can stand it up on end and it stays there.  Or people on the internet can smell me.  

Who you talking to LP? Cause if you're talking to me...I don't care what you say. That was disgusting yesterday and it's still just as gross today.

And my skin is beautemous. It's gently cleaned daily and exfoliated and moisturized often. And yes i showered and shaved last night after the gym and plan on doing the same again tonight. To each their own. However you like to get down...get down then.

Why did I have to be addressing someone directly, Connie?

And for the record, I don't care what you say...so...nananana boo boo?  I guess we're...even, now?

I didn't see one person say, "I NEVER TAKE A SHOWER AND I NEVER EVER INTEND TO!  WAAAAAHHHHHOOOOO FOR BEING DIRTY!  I LOVE TO SEE PEOPLE FALL OVER AND START VOMITTING ON THE STREET BECAUSE I SMELL SO BAD!"

I feel sorry for people who can't be dirty.  It's quite pleasurable.  Ever notice how content Pig Pen was?  He had the right idea.

Oh, and it smells like a fruit roll up.

Good day ma'am.

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