Does Nv DIET PilLS work

I'm sure they work just as good as all the other crap out there that celebrities endorse. 

A while pant size!? And Quickly? They must be magical! I wonder how they work!?

Oh that's right.. they're not healthy. And they're a scam.

Original Post by Ashley123555:

Are you being sarcastic i.take oxy elite pro but nv says you could loose a pant size, quick

Last time I checked Diet pills made you have to buy tighter pants from all the change in your pockets caused  by the decrease in bills in your wallet.  But in all seriousness " If diet pills worked would Oprah be heavy?"

I don't think carmen was being sarcastic, per se. Just that the bar is very low, potentially below ground level, for the effectiveness and safety of diet pills.

If they work, they aren't safe.

If they are safe, they don't work.

And as Brian said, if there was a pill out there that worked, Oprah would be skinny (and would remain so).

Diet and exercise work.

Original Post by amethystgirl:

I don't think carmen was being sarcastic, per se. 

on the contrary. 

I was being VERY sarcastic. 

Original Post by carmenxox:

Original Post by amethystgirl:

I don't think carmen was being sarcastic, per se. 

on the contrary. 

I was being VERY sarcastic. 

But it works if you read it literally, too.