the funny/stupid stuff your dog does

I know, I just know, that there are some cracker stories out here on CC, about the absolute silliness of our best animals - the doggy (woggies)

please share, the dog lovers in all of us (well, most) will find every story amusind I'm sure!

Me first:

My dog-

Name: Jinx

Breed: Kelpie x Blue Heeler (Black with tan points)

sex: Female/insane alien

weird traits: groans for about 1 minute straight when sublimely happy, esp when  in front of the heater

also bullies my other dog, older male, by pulling his tail and stealing his bed. she does this by pretending to bark at something by the front door, then leaping onto his bed when he gets up to look and refusing to get off, even when he pretends to bark at something too.

My dog is Muffin.

She's a 2yo springer spaniel mix. Her favorite snack is my daughter's dirty diapers.

If my husband forgets my daughter's dirty diaper bagged up on her dresser when he comes downstairs in the morning, Muffin will eat it.

Murphy has managed to bash his face on the floor on several occasions while lying down, because he let out a really big sneeze.

Sometimes he will walk while on his leash but look in the complete opposite direction because he's seen something interesting. a few weeks ago he walked directly into a fence.

he makes sounds like a wookie.

:p 

I have 2 dogs.

1 - Josie, a 7 yr old Husky- border collie mix.  She has one brown eye and one half brown/half blue eye.  I give both dogs a chew bone each evening after their W-A-L-K.  However, even though Josie sits and shakes and seems excited about the bone, she won't take it from my hand.  She literally closes her mouth and turns her head when I try to give it to her.  Sometimes I will open her mouth and put it in, but she usually promptly spits it out, and looks at me, like - nya nya nya, you can't make me!  But as soon as I turn my back, she snatches the bone off the floor and runs off to eat it.  WTF?

2. Cassidy - 6 yr old Australian shepherd (?).  He has one blue eye and one half blue/half brown eye (yes they are exact opposites of each other).  Cassidy, on the other hand, will snatch the bone from you as soon as it is offered, and if he takes part of your hand with it, well, so much the better.  :)  Cassidy loves to steal Josie's bone.  After he finishes his (she is much slower) he will often run around and start barking and she will jump up, abandoning her bone, and come see what he is barking at.  Then he takes the opportunity to run over and take her bone.  No matter how many times this has happened, Josie never figures it out. 

My dog is Blue, and she's a border collie x german shepherd.  She likes to sing along when my son practices for band.

adolphs-;

Australian shepard! what does he look like? I keep hearing about them but I've never seen one, ansd I live in Australia! Are they blue heelers x border collies?

Salsa, my 2 yr old mountain bernese loves to sleep on the wall.

She lays on the floor on her side with her belly and her legs against the wall. If I take a picture of her sideways it actually looks like she is laying straight on the wall and leaning slightly against the floor. Pretty funny!

They are actually a breed, not a cross, although, go figure, they are from the U.S.!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Sheph erd

I just uploaded a pic into my profile.

My dog doesn't do all that much funny stuff, but my cat humps the dog toys.

Butter

Butter with dog toys

Butter loving on the pig

Butter starting to hump goose

Butter humping the goose

Original Post by moonikins:

My dog doesn't do all that much funny stuff, but my cat humps the dog toys.

Butter

Butter with dog toys

Butter loving on the pig

Butter starting to hump goose

Butter humping the goose

I've always had tabbys but never a ginger one.  I love their personalities.  My cat thinks my dog is her pet--she's always rubbing against the dog, touching noses, or attacking her.

Original Post by moonikins:

My dog doesn't do all that much funny stuff, but my cat humps the dog toys.

 Mooni, the pics are too hilarious, but I hate to break this to you: I think Butter has a sex addiction.

Butter probably does have a sex addiction. He's been neutered since he was a baby and he's now 11 years old.

I have a 7 month old Miniature Husky named Dakota. She loves to get in our bathtub. Sometimes she even jumps in there with us! Or if no one's in there she'll jump in, start barking at the bottle of conditioner while jumping up and down... and then she knocks it down and drags it out into the hallway.

woah double post.

I didn't even know they made miniature huskies. how funny.

Freckles, my red-tri female border collie wakes us up every morning with wokie noises, and when we get up she wooowooowooowooos! over and over and over.

Tucker, my husbands' blue merle male border collie lines his toys up in a straight line EVERY NIGHT before bed.  Our only theory is that he's doing math to calm himself.

BennE my overly-ambitious male bordercollie x lab decided it would be a GOOD thing to SWALLOW a grapefruit (full sized, ripe) [surprise surprise it got stuck and required surgery) and has to wear a basket muzzle any time we are in the back (I live on an 11 acre produce ranch) and STILL has not figured out that he 1) cannot pick up more fruit with the muzzle on 2) cannot pick up a ball with the muzzle on.  He snorts like a wart hog (he's NOT flat faced)  and he likes to walk like a bi-ped

My dog is scared of the sound he makes when he farts on a tile floor.

oh totally. My dogs, when they fart, look askance at their asses, with a really confused look on their faces...then their noses twitch.....and nthey flinch I swear...dumbos...

I have two dogs:

Bruiser, 6 years old, male, mini-pin/chihuahua mix: he like to lick my husband and my legs and feet when we come out of the shower. It makes drying ourselves a bit more difficult with him in the way. He also likes to burrow under covers, or anything he can find. He also barks at black plastic bags and flowers in the wind.

Mabel, 18 months old, female, chihuahua mix: If we leave our shoes by the door, when we go out she will without fail always bring one single shoe into the living room. Not chewed or anything, just left there in the middle of the room. Although she did pull out my husband's insole one time.

When my dog (a black labe/great dane pound puppy) was a puppy, he'd run and hide under the bed when he was in trouble.  One day, I found him stuck halfway under the bed, struggling to get under it.   He'd grown too big to get under.  It was so funny.

I always feel like I'm a crazy dog lady who shares horrible stories about my dog (not children) at work.  I'm glad to know I'm not the only one!

My 2 year old boxer picks someone and sneezes at them when she needs to go outside.