A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Dojo...

I figured we could use a Martial Arts humor thread, for funny MA anecdotes, our own personal tales of laughter-inducing woe ("...and then I punched myself in the face..." -- yes, this has happened to me :D), jokes only MA people would appreciate, etc. 

So, without further ado, from a conversation at work yesterday:

MMA Guy: "Okay -- here's the question: King Kong, or Godzilla?"

MT Guy: "Umm -- huh.  I don't know, there are a lot of factors involved."

MMA Guy: "Just pick one."

TKD Guy: "Godzilla."

MT Guy: "Well ... Godzilla, 'cause he can shoot fire -- but I'd have to give it to King Kong, if the fight went to the ground."

Check this out!

http://www.fudebakudo.com/en/extras.html

I told the Advisor that I like hitting things, and got this response:

"The Advisor has slipped into a deep and complex state of meditation. Kindly stop pestering him. "

ROFL!

This is hilarious!  Thanks!