Funny/weird expressions/sayings by people you know!

We all have them, we all have people who say them.

"Holy shitake mushrooms!"

"Son of a biscuit eater!"

"What a f***tard!"  <---I'll admit that one's mine.  LOL.

Different areas of North America (and the world!) have different expressions/sayings. 

I would LOVE to hear some!!  C'mon, people.  Have pity on a single Mom home YET AGAIN on a Friday night.

:oD

My husband always laughs at me when I say something costs three prices. 

All stove up...(damaged or beat up)

Jury rigg'n...(fix it or put it together anyway you can)

wicked and wicked good

toe head (a child with white blonde hair)

I use this phrase all the time.  When I buy sometime that breaks right after I buy it, I call it a Monday or Friday job.

My friend and I always have a saying before we preform a play/skit. "Let's make biscuits."

There's also "Tangit." instead of dam...it...and dangit.

When my hubby starts to get mad at me, he sais "Now look here LADY!"  I always reply with "im not a LADY!" and He gets the biggest laugh out of it, and usually forgets why he got mad to begin with

LOL!  These are funny!

My Dad, whenever there is thunder outside, has always said, "Under-by-tunder!".  Now I say it and my girls say it.  :)

I've said (and heard others say), when I need to get something done QUICK, "I'm on it like WHITE on RICE!".  Lately, people laugh laugh laugh at me when I say it.  They've never heard it before!?  What the...?

Keep 'em coming!

Well Howdy! Don't that just crank yer tractor!     or instead of "What did you say?" reply "Shot who?"

Ooooooh! Fun thread!

I have lived in the hot desert most of my life (AZ and southern NV). For the past eight years we (my fam damily) have all moved to northern NV. It is much colder up here and actually have to were real coats in the winter. Well, as soon as the weather dips below 80 every year my dad says, "It's colder than a well diggers butt out there!" Now I say it, my son says it....it's funny. Most people up here hate when summer rolls around and we see the 90's. LOL

Family member from the south

Going tradin - ( shopping at a store, buying food.)

Out yonder, in younder, cross younder - ( they know where all these places really are)

Carryin - (  In place of the word take.- I'm carrying him to the doctors.

Fixin - ( I'm fixin to go. I'm fixin to make dinner. ) I'm fixing to do that.  Seems to just take the place of the words "getting ready to"

Northern Family  (pittsburgh)

Redding up the house. ( clean the house)

That one was interesting when I said it to my southern hub when we got married. He wasn't sure what I was going to do to the house.  

how YOU doin??   <<---hehe, I think everyone know what that means

In order to avoid saying S***, we say kaka balls.  Gross, I know.

I am also partial to Wassup!?  Or sometimes I get lazy and just say Sup!?

When it's hot, I have developed the habit of saying, "It's hotter than the devils a*s out here."  I just came up with it one day.

My dad always said "Catywhompus" when something was messed up or crooked. Now I say it and my kids just crack up!

ratinhat, that is funny because I say "It's hotter than a monkey butt in here" My kids just love it!

My grandmother used to say, "He's got a face like a frying pan" to describe someone who was unattractive.  She had about a million funny sayings.  I'll post more if I think of them.

 

Heh!  I had funny grand parents, and I picked up sayings like:

"It's colder than a witches B**b in a brass brassier" or

When we thought someone was odd we would say "His cheese has slid off his cracker" or

When we  or someone in the family would eat something that did not agree with them, my grandpa came up with the saying "I'm going to have the galloping ghoulies tonight"!  Ha!  Have not thought about that for SO long!  Thanks for starting this thread - I loved my PaPa SO much, and it makes me smile to remember him saying these things!  :-)

I say 'for a hot second' a lot. A friend of mine has different variations of describing how warm she feels;  "sweating like a hooker in church" < the hottest "sweating like a fat lady in a van" << not quite as hot and 'Christ on a cracker" which I had never heard before she said it.

"How are you?"

"Eh.... meh."

What the heck is MEH??

OMG...I thought "f***tard" was mine!!!  I used it for the first time three years ago.  It just flew out of my mouth aimed as five or six drunk frat boys...lol, I'm so glad I'm not the only one.

My family thought that expression was hilarious. 

If someone's breath smells really bad:  "Your breath is kickin'!"

If I hurt myself and want to keep from swearing: "Oh, your motha loves ya!"

If you really have to peeee: "I gotta go like a race horse"

Whenever my dad accidently farts out loud, he'll say, " Gotta watch out for those barking spiders"

Instead of What the F*CK!: "Fhat the WUCK!"