Funny/weird expressions/sayings by people you know!

We all have them, we all have people who say them.

"Holy shitake mushrooms!"

"Son of a biscuit eater!"

"What a f***tard!"  <---I'll admit that one's mine.  LOL.

Different areas of North America (and the world!) have different expressions/sayings. 

I would LOVE to hear some!!  C'mon, people.  Have pity on a single Mom home YET AGAIN on a Friday night.

:oD

"And when I leave, Come together like butt cheeks!"

Once durring an early morning cross country practice i said, burr it's dark out here!  I think i was confused cuz it was early and dark out.

F-tard is not new.  Just so ya know.

accipurpose- On both accident and purpose

"Fudgernutter!!!!"

My boyfriend plays video games all the time and when he wins against someone he'll say that he "Pwned the N00bs", haha. Now I say "Man, I got pwned at work today" or "This n00b cut me off at the stop sign".

Also from the East Coast where we say "wicked" a wicked lot :)

This is a great thread.

When my grandpa would be telling a story from "when you were a little kid," he'd say "when you were knee-high to a grasshopper."

I picked up the exclamation "YIKES" from my Mom - she's crazy.  She also says "Holy dumpsters" and "Holy jumpin catfish!"

I also say "Yyyyeeelloooo" instead of Hello when I answer the phone.

"What a f***tard!"  <---I'll admit that one's mine.  LOL.

Well, after a few comments, I figured I would clarify this statement.  When I wrote that, I didn't mean that I had MADE IT UP.  I meant that that is the saying I use myself.

Just so ya know.  :oD

My daughter has started saying, when she can't remember the name of something....

"You know, the THINGER-DINGER."  <--cracked up the first time I heard that!

it's colder than a witches tit

or

it's taters out (cold)

well when i see or hear or what ever something that i think is cool, but thats also kinda creepy, i say, "thats so creepily cool"

and indstead of saying "oh f**k, i say "oh frick"

 

i always say "so so def" when the answer to a question is yes. I also quote the movie "Mean Girls" alot.

"What are you saying about?"

"Well you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins."

"Is butter a carb?"

"Don't have sex. You will get pregneant and die"

Ok, this is my hubby's & I'm not sure even he knows what it means- if somebody's heading for a wipe-out, he'll say "Ho the road Newt, she's headin' for the rhubarb"!!! What the ****, I still don't know what he means, but I laugh anyway....

Oh, & as an RN, & having the pleasure of giving bed baths to the elderly, bedridden- my ladies- I used to say "time for cooter care"..

My coworker and I had both seen a TV show on a woman swimming a channel in a shark safe cage and after becoming sleep  and food deprieved, she became delirious and would hallucinate their were monkeys on her swimming cage. 

When one of us would get overwhelmed by too much to be finished by 5pm, we would tell the others there were monkeys on the cage.  This escalated to "The monkeys are IN the cage."

Inside jokes just arent funny when explained.