Furious that my posts never get deleted!

I'm 4 times more offensive than anyone else in here, and a much bigger dick than HK.  (Like seriously, WAAAY BIGGER!)  And yet I'm allowed to blather on and on with impunity.  I demand to be unfairly censored! 

It's because I'm gay, isn't it?  You won't censor me because I'm gay!  That's it!  SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION!!! 

I'm telling mom.  And I'm taking my balls and going home.

And I'm taking my balls and going home.

And that's why they all call you gay.

Square.

It's Reverse Discrimination! I'm calling Sonia Sotomayor!

did you mean "are a bigger..." or "have"?

*deletes Splits posts*

Ok...but what's gonna hold yer fence up??

No Split, it's cause your Canadian, not because you're gay.

Damn!  Get your discrimanatory factors right!

Well, for starters you spell everything right.  And for 2, you don't have enough of this word ****, this word ***** or especially this one ****.

You're gonna have to be alot more offensive.  And possibly need to stop bathing.

Original Post by kathygator:

*deletes Splits posts*

Ok...but what's gonna hold yer fence up??

 Thank you.

I've never shot chocolate milkshake out of my nose before. 

Now everything smells like cocoa.

Original Post by kallie67:

No Split, it's cause your Canadian, not because you're gay.

Damn!  Get your discrimanatory factors right! 

 

 Hey - strap a pair of skates on me, and I could be Phoebe's husband!

Original Post by splitrail:

Original Post by kathygator:

*deletes Splits posts*

Ok...but what's gonna hold yer fence up??

 Thank you.

I've never shot chocolate milkshake out of my nose before. 

Now everything smells like cocoa.

It's worse with Cola.

Ever felt your nose begin to fizzzzzzzz?

Original Post by splitrail:

Now everything smells like cocoa.

 You say this like it's a bad thing.

Everything could be smelling of rotten eggs or fried liver or doggie poots. All of those would be a way worse smell to have stuck in your nose.

I have q-tips...want me to clean your nose???

now THAT is offensive!

Frankly my dear, you just aren't that interesting

i keed i keed <3

Original Post by kae03:

I have q-tips...want me to clean your nose???

now THAT is offensive!

 

You can pick your friends.

And you can pick your nose.

But never pick your friends' nose. Ever.

That's because, my dear splitz, you are just too loveable for your own good.

That hk on the other hand.......

Original Post by hkellick:

Original Post by kae03:

I have q-tips...want me to clean your nose???

now THAT is offensive!

 

You can pick your friends.

And you can pick your nose.

But never pick your friends' nose. Ever.

No, HK -- but at some point in time, you will find yourself picking your child's nose -- I guarantee it....

wha?... nah my oldest daughter has already got it covered.

I think that I may have just fallen for Iggy.

*rips down curtains to whip up a new frock*

see, that's what's wrong with the world...when women wore frock's everything was better...

will anyone tighten this corset for me??? 

 DUDE...they make the boobies go up past my ears...cool!

Original Post by splitrail:

I think that I may have just fallen for Iggy.

 You and every other swingin' unit in the free world...