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Your response to these topics in one short sentence

Gay Marriage: Just because they don't fit in your "book" doesn't mean a thing, let them get married.

Abortion: Too many people on this earth already, keep it legal.

Obama: Yeah, boii.

Mccain: No, your old and going to die soon.

Jesus: I don't believe in him for a second.

Evolution : Sure.

Global Warming : Global what?

George W.: eat my ***

Sex Before Marriage: doin it.

The Drinking Age: keep it the same.

Pot: smoke if you wanna, don't if you don't.

The War: end it.

Meat: eat it.

Tattoos: got em.

The Devil: no way.

Ghosts: you betcha

Aliens: have you not seen ET?

Censorship: leave my music alone.

Magic: I can float.

Love: I'm in it.

Religion: I hate it.

Gay Marriage: for it

Abortion: the more, the better

Obama: yep, but i can't vote for him

Mccain: nope

Jesus: he was probably a nice dude

Evolution : yep

Global Warming : climate change, yep

George W.: an embarrassment

Sex Before Marriage: yep (what, i was supposed to be a 40-year-old virgin?)

The Drinking Age: indifferent

Pot: fine for adults, dumb for kids

The War: a big mistake based on a bigger lie

Meat: yumm!

Tattoos: yep

The Devil: nope

Ghosts: nope.  dead is dead

Aliens: likely, but i'm not invested in the notion

Censorship: absolutely not

Magic: no.  forces we can't measure, yes; magic, no.

Love: absolutely

Religion: sucks

Cool thread Schnood!

Gay Marriage: I don't see what the big deal is.

Abortion: Should be cheap and widely available.

Obama: He's got Arab in him, lol!

Mccain: What happened to you man?

Jesus: Magic tricks.

Evolution : I like monkeys.

Global Warming : I need to buy some shorts.

George W.: Everything you touch turns to *the brown word*

Sex Before Marriage: Test drive.

The Drinking Age: 18

Pot: Prohibition never works

The War: It's not a war

Meat: Yum

Tattoos: Got 4 of 'em

The Devil: God would be nothing without you.

Ghosts: Scary

Aliens: Good movie.

Censorship: Eff it.

Magic: You mean like Jesus?

Love: Is an ability.

Religion: Retarded

Hee hee

Gay Marriage: Civil unions for all; marriage for the religious

Abortion: Safe, legal, and fewer due to free kick-butt contraceptives!

Obama: Voting opens here October 17th!!

Mccain: Didja know he was a POW?

Jesus: Good philosopher, his followers should read him.

Evolution : Every day

Global Warming : Glad I live north

George W.: So very, very dimwitted

Sex Before Marriage: Please!

The Drinking Age: Either raise the enlistment age or lower the drinking age

Pot: all things in moderation

The War: Let the iraqis figure it out

Meat: Keep your filthy soy away from me!

Tattoos: Ow.

The Devil: Karl Rove?

Ghosts: Nope

Aliens: if they have any sense they're staying far away from here

Censorship: never okay

Magic: only stuff we don't understand yet

Love: Everyday

Religion: Dangerous

Gay Marriage: I believe future generations will look back on our not allowing gay marriage the same way we look back at not allowing blacks to ride in the front of the bus.

Abortion: making it illegal would be absurd.

Obama: he's currently making me feel like I have something to believe in. Even if it does end up being a lie, I enjoy believing in something.

Mccain: I feel insanely bad for him because I think he's a genuinely good guy who is letting "his people" step all over him & lose this election for him.

Jesus: It's a nice story.

Evolution : why is there an argument about something that can be scientifically proven? idgi.

Global Warming : most alarming issue we're dealing with right now, & we should be focusing on it more.

George W.: whatever.

Sex Before Marriage: go for it.

The Drinking Age: eh, go ahead & lower it. if 18 year olds really wanna drink, they're gonna do it regardless of whether it's legal. but the few who do it jsut cause it's legal may be discouraged.

Pot: go for it.

The War: focus on afghanistan, where there was actually a threat, & not so much in iraq.

Meat: yum, sometimes.

Tattoos: I'm far too indecisive. i'll stick with piercings.

The Devil: it's not a literal/tangible thing.

Ghosts: ABSOLUTELY.

Aliens: ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY.

Censorship: no.

Magic: love it.

Love: haven't seen it yet.

Religion: organized religion gives religion a bad name.

Gay Marriage: Should've been legal a long time ago.

Abortion: Less people the better. :P

Obama: He's got my vote.

Mccain: Nothing against him... but not for me.

Jesus: Santa Claus was cooler.

Evolution : Some people act like animals so...

Global Warming : Horrible and needs to be fixed now before it's too late.

George W.: Monkey (see evolution)

Sex Before Marriage: Go for it!

The Drinking Age: 21 is fine, but for most it should be 80 (or too old to drive) XD

Pot: not my thing, but can be for others

The War: shouldn't have happened

Meat: Factory farms need to go and animals needed to be handled more humanely for the meat-eaters.

Tattoos: have one.

The Devil: Boogieman was scarier.

Ghosts: Boo? :o Casper is cute.

Aliens: *plays x-files music*

Censorship: depends

Magic: the universe/space?

Love: Should be everywhere.

Religion: Faith is okay to have... but too much is dangerous. The key to life is everything in moderation. ;)

Gay Marriage: I don't see a problem with it.

Abortion: Needs to remain legal.

Obama: Lesser of two evils.

Mccain: More of the same.

Jesus: Certainly not the son of God.

Evolution : Of course.

Global Warming : Al Gore....?

George W.:  Cheney's puppet.

Sex Before Marriage: Why not, just keep it safe.

The Drinking Age: Keep the same.

Pot: Should be treated the same as alcohol.

The War:  Needs to end.

Meat: I could care less what other people choose to eat. There are a few exceptions to that...

Tattoos: Not for me, but I like them.

The Devil: No.

Ghosts: Nah, more like false hope.

Aliens:I'd be surprised if there weren't.

Censorship: ...nah.

Magic: Illusions.

Love: I'm a skeptic.

Religion: It's interesting.

Gay Marriage: I don't get why this is even an issue. Gay or straight... Don't do it!!! lol

Abortion:don't tell me what to do with my uterus tyvm.

Obama: get's my vote!

Mccain: should be ashamed of his crap campaign and for ever picking that witch Sarah Palin!

Jesus:would be mad at the fools around the world who have distorted him so badly.

Evolution : yes

Global Warming : I don't know

George W.: is just like you and I.. I mean c'mon just the kind of guy ya have a beer with....

Sex Before Marriage: uh yeah

The Drinking Age: Either raise the enlistment age or lower the drinking age

Pot: Pass the dutchie...

The War: unnecessary

Meat: I like it.

Tattoos: Have 7... want many more:)

The Devil: Sarah Palin ( if I believed in the devil... she fits the bill...)

Ghosts: I dunno... but I don't want to see any ever!!!

Aliens:of course

Censorship: never okay

Magic: Street Magic!! lol

Love: is strange.

Religion: Religulous!

Gay Marriage: no reason for inequality. Were all people. Should all have the same right

Abortion: this world is getting wayyy to populated.

Obama: I'm a believer! Hope to god he wins!

Mccain: not very honorable from what I've seen and getting very desperate

Jesus: no

Evolution: the reason we are here

Global Warming : needs to be taken more seriously

George W.:  screwed up this country

Sex Before Marriage: definitely, but not don't go whorin around

The Drinking Age: 18 or non; Countries with no age requirment don't have such alcoholism prob

Pot:  a recreational thing, not a lifestyle

The War: shouldn't have happened, and needs to stop ASAP!

Meat:  I wish people didn't eat it, because i hate the way animals are treated

Tattoos- whatever you like, not for me

The Devil: haha

Ghosts: uhh a lil scary but not a believer

Aliens: i'll see it when i believe it

Censorship: not sure

Magic: a wish

Love: extraordinary

Religion: great to have something to believe in, but not let it run your life. Don't believe it's right to push it on to other people

Gay Marriage:  Should be legal everywhere, not just a few states. 

Abortion:Keep it legal.

Obama: Already voted for him. 

Mccain:McCan't.

Jesus: Is a rather common name in some countries. 

Evolution :Can't believe some people still debate about this. 

Global Warming :Why yes, it is and we should try to prevent it from worsening.

George W.:Who the hell voted for him?

Sex Before Marriage: Yes please. 

The Drinking Age:People will still drink at any age. 

Pot:If you smoke fine, but it's still illegal here, so don't go around talking about it. 

The War: Stupidity. 

Meat: I'll pass.

Tattoos:Not for me, great on other people. 

The Devil:Nice halloween costume. 

Ghosts:Another good halloween costume. 

Aliens:The truth is out there.

Censorship:  The great firewall of china.  

Magic:I never got my hogwarts acceptance letter. 

Love:I'm a cynic. 

Religion: No longer has a purpose in society.

Gay Marriage: everyone should have the choice of who they want to marry and spend the rest of their life with. Whatever makes them happy

Abortion: ahh...I'd totally nip it in the bud =D

Obama:  I support him all the way

Mccain: he's gonna die anywayz plus he's uber dumb

Jesus: I don't believe in him

Evolution : is proven by scientific evidence

Global Warming : I'm sick of hearing about it

George W.: he needs murdered

Sex Before Marriage: feels amazing, why wait??

The Drinking Age:  We should have never had one

Pot: don't smoke it, but I'm all for it being legalized.

The War: Absolutely pointless. Killing a whole bunch of people doesn't solve anything. All that leaves us is a bunch of dead people, which the problem still there.

Meat: most of it tastes nasty.

Tattoos: great way to express art

The Devil: can shove his/her/its trident up his/her/its butt hole.

Ghosts: i've never experienced any paranormal activity, but i believe its out there

Aliens: might just take over our planet one day =D

Censorship:  gayest ******* thing everrrrr

Magic: illusions.

Love: greatest thing that's ever happened to me

Religion: I despise it.  Religion = terrorism.

Gay Marriage:  You betcha! *ordering two white dresses* 

Abortion: Safe and legal.

Obama:  He would have my vote if only I could vote...

Mccain: No way....

Jesus: Is spelled Jesús in Spanish..

Evolution: What was the other option? 

Global Warming: Sure is!

George W: Can't believe people voted for him twice...

Sex Before Marriage: Can I have seconds? 

The Drinking Age: 21 is fine but they'll still drink before then..  

Pot: To each their own..

The War: Soo last season...

Meat: I'll pass.

Tattoos: Got em, love em!. 

The Devil: Wears Prada.

Ghosts: I see dead people... 

Aliens: The truth IS out there.

Censorship:  SO F***** up.  

Magic: Trickery. 

Love: I'm a believer!

Religion: None for me, thank you very much.

Gay Marriage: Make it legal!

Abortion: Keep it legal!

Obama:  Getting my vote

Mccain: Not getting my vote.

Jesus: What a nice guy!

Evolution : Makes sense.

Global Warming : We need a solution.

George W.: Cokehead cowboy

Sex Before Marriage: It's pretty enjoyable

The Drinking Age: No opinion.

Pot: I like strawberry cough

The War: end it.

Meat: is yummy

Tattoos: I have four

The Devil: Another nice guy, you'd be surprised!

Ghosts: Maybe, never seen one though

Aliens: Since the 90's I associate them with ravers, LOL

Censorship: is wrong

Magic: Learning

Love: It's hard

Religion: To each their own, just don't try to legislate YOUR religion into laws for everyone.

I'm waiting to see some dissent in this thread...unfortunately, I can't offer much

Gay Marriage: Ideally, it would be for no one to decide but the people getting married. In our current system, I'm all for it

Abortion: Keep it legal

Obama: Will have my sad little vote in an overwhelmingly red state

Mccain: A few things I can respect, but I disagree on almost all the issue

Jesus: Irrelevant

Evolution: I really want one of those Darwin-fish bumper stickers

Global Warming: Clearly

George W: Glad it's 2008

Sex Before Marriage: Have fun (and use condoms!)

The Drinking Age: Doesn't stop anyone

Pot: Don't care either way

The War: Past time to get out

Meat: Good for protein, don't like the taste

Tattoos: I'm far too indecisive

The Devil: what better way to control and influence people?

Ghosts: Not that I've seen

Aliens: Life elsewhere in the universe - absolutely. Green men from Mars...not so much

Censorship: *insert profanity here*

Magic: can make for good fiction

Love: In many different ways

Religion: Pastafarian

Gay Marriage: 100% for it.

Abortion: I'm for a woman's choice.. keep it legal so it's safe. 

Obama: He's got my absentee ballot vote. 

Mccain: Eats turds. 

Jesus: I believe he existed but not as the "son of God"

Evolution : It makes sense.

Global Warming : Real or not, we need to do more to protect the environment. 

George W.: Pure hatred. 

Sex Before Marriage: Why not?

The Drinking Age: Indifferent... kids drink anyway. 

Pot: Indifferent. 

The War: Against it. 

Meat: Take it or leave it. 

Tattoos: I've got enough.

The Devil: haha

Ghosts: No idea.

Aliens: Are you kidding?

Censorship: Against it. 

Magic: Illusions. 

Love: It is what it is. 

Religion: Perpetuates bigotry. 

Gay Marriage: for it. It shouldnt be such a big deal.

Abortion: The choice should always be there, keep it legal.

Obama: Yes please

Mccain: Nooooooo!

Jesus: Who knows?

Evolution: Yep

Global Warming : Doubt its gonna get any better

George W.: Should be ashamed if you voted for this looney

Sex Before Marriage: Yeah mate!

The Drinking Age: In america: bring it down to 18

Pot: Legalise it

The War: Shouldn't even happen in the first place

Meat: Nah.

Tattoos: Will get one when i figure out what to get!

The Devil: Who knows

Ghosts: Who knows

Aliens: Have to be naive to not believe in some other form of life out there

Censorship: Sucks bum

Magic:  Nahhh

Love: Is all we need..

Religion: Hate it

Gay Marriage: Civil unions for all.  Leave the "marriage" to the church.

Abortion: Undecided as to how much it should be allowed.

Obama: undecided

Mccain: Undecided (believe it or not)

Jesus: Son of God

Evolution : To some degree, yes.

Global Warming : To some degree, yes

George W.: idiot does not equal evil.

Sex Before Marriage: Not in a perfect world...but I still did it.

The Drinking Age: keep it the same.

Pot: Just say no.

The War: Which war?  There are lots.

Meat: Goooood

Tattoos: not for me

The Devil: Yes he is evil

Ghosts: maybe

Aliens: Why not? 

Censorship: To a certain degree

Magic: Not really

Love: I'm in it.

Religion: I haz it. 

Gay Marriage:  No adult's marriage needs anyone's approval. 

Abortion: Keep your laws out of my uterus.

Obama: The solution.

Mccain: The delusion.

Jesus: Im a HUGE fan!

Evolution :  ONLY - the bible is not a reliable science textbook.

Global Warming : Its not politics, its science - we're melting.

George W.: They call him "W" so he can spell it..

Sex Before Marriage: Required research.

The Drinking Age: 18.

Pot: Legalize it already.

The War: Obama - It’s time to admit that no amount of American lives can resolve the political disagreement that lies at the heart of someone else’s civil war.

Meat: Often but rare (as in red).

Tattoos: It wouldnt be on me if I'd known how much it would hurt.

The Devil: Why not - who wants to be accountable for their own bad behavior.

Ghosts: Fake - your not going to be able to explain every single noise.

Aliens: Yes please and vulcan.

Censorship: Im against it.

Magic: They lied - they didnt get my nose!

Love: Too important to summarize in a sentence.

Religion: If you need it but remember - if there's a god, he's not going to play favorites.

Gay Marriage: Way overdue.

Abortion: Keep it legal.

Obama: Hopefully, he'll be our next president.

Mccain: "Maverick" who always backs down and marches in lockstep with cronies and the corporations that sleep with them.

Jesus: Great guy, although I can't say much for some (not all) of the people that claim to follow him, as they keep forgetting about the compassion, love, and non-violence that he spoke of.

Evolution : Works for me!

Global Warming : We need alternative fuel sources... yesterday.

George W.: Marie Antoinette.

Sex Before Marriage: Try before you buy.

The Drinking Age: Don't care.

Pot: It should be legalized, even though I don't/won't smoke it.

The War: End it.

Meat: Only occasionally due to cholesterol and saturated fat.

Tattoos: Not for me, fine for anyone who wants one.

The Devil: No, thanks... the only demons that exist are our own.

Ghosts: Seen a few, recorded a few.

Aliens: Open to the possibility.

Censorship: No way.

Magic: Been there, done that.

Love: Something a lot of people claim to feel, but don't.

Religion: Control of the masses, but on the positive side can function as spirituality for beginners.

Gay Marriage: Churches have no business defining legal terms, but states can't tell churches whom to marry.

Abortion: a personal decision. Iran codifies morals, do we really want to be Iran?

Obama: almost inevitable

Mccain: a disappointment

Jesus: had a good philosophy

Evolution: yep

Global Warming: the new holy war

George W.: regrettable

Sex Before Marriage: depends on who's offering.

The Drinking Age: 18

Pot: 18

The War: a big mistake that we have a duty to clean up

Meat: People Eating Tasty Animals

Tattoos: whatever floats your boat

The Devil: nope

Ghosts: experienced it more than once.

Aliens: likely

Censorship: the line between good intentions and tyranny are razor thin.

Magic: that which we science has yet to explain.

Love: basking in it's warmth

Religion: a sword or a spade, depending on the bearer.

gay marriage: their business

abortion:totally! should be available to anyone who wants and needs it

obama: sure! as long as enough people are watching his back

mccain: nah!

jesus: one hell of a story

evolution: yeah

global warming:self destruct button

george w: good bye

sex before marriage: got to try before you buy

the drinking age: 18

pot: becoming too much the norm

meat: wouldn't live without it

tattoos: depends on what they are and where they are

devil: own conscience

ghosts: no doubt in my mind

aliens: not convinced

censorship: within reason

magic: i'm alive

love: rather cynical

religion: dangerous in the wrong hands