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Your response to these topics in one short sentence

Gay Marriage: Just because they don't fit in your "book" doesn't mean a thing, let them get married.

Abortion: Too many people on this earth already, keep it legal.

Obama: Yeah, boii.

Mccain: No, your old and going to die soon.

Jesus: I don't believe in him for a second.

Evolution : Sure.

Global Warming : Global what?

George W.: eat my ***

Sex Before Marriage: doin it.

The Drinking Age: keep it the same.

Pot: smoke if you wanna, don't if you don't.

The War: end it.

Meat: eat it.

Tattoos: got em.

The Devil: no way.

Ghosts: you betcha

Aliens: have you not seen ET?

Censorship: leave my music alone.

Magic: I can float.

Love: I'm in it.

Religion: I hate it.

Seriously?  People don't believe in aliens?  I find that...well, odd to be honest.  There are 100 thousand million stars in our galaxy, and there are millions upon millions upon million of other galaxies.  There is an estimated 10^24 stars in the universe and 10 billion trillion planets.  So you guys don't think there can be any life out there?  Anywhere?

Gay Marriage: A matter for the courts, not the voting booth, and clearly should be legal to provide equality under the law. Californians: NO ON PROP 8

Abortion: Nobody can make this decision, or judge it, except the individual

Obama: An inspiring person, who I believe will make history (and not because of his race)

Mccain: Sigh.

Jesus: Was a hippie!

Evolution : Absolutely.

Global Warming : Real, and we are responsible, the data show it.

George W.: I told you so.

Sex Before Marriage: Just fine, as long as the individuals are emotionally mature

The Drinking Age: Lower the drinking age to 18 or raise the voting/enlistment/officially an adult age to 21 .. they need to be the same.

Pot: Legalize it, don't criticize it

The War: should never have started

Meat: sometimes reluctant, sometimes enthusiastic meat eater

Tattoos: might get one someday

The Devil: No

Ghosts: maybe

Aliens: probably, but not like us

Censorship: wrong under any circumstances

Magic: Bus.

Love: It's All You Need

Religion: I don't understand it.

Gay Marriage:Same Sex, Differerent Sexes, in 30-40 years, there'll be no sex.

Abortion: Keep Your Jesus off my Penis

Obama: I'm voting with him.

Mccain: Once a decent, honorable man... but having a hard time squaring that with the guy out there campaigning.

Jesus: Radical Rabbi, nothing else.

Evolution : is actually science (unlike some other "theories")

Global Warming : We need to deal with this now instead of later.

George W.: Not a Supporter (not even close)

Sex Before Marriage: So long as you're responsible.

The Drinking Age: Is this an issue?

Pot: I support legalization.

The War: Bring the Troops Home.

Meat: I eat it myself.

Tattoos: None of your biz.

The Devil: Does Not Exist.

Ghosts: It's difficult to entirely disbelieve.

Aliens: Probably exist, but our chances of meeting them are REALLY remote.

Censorship: Sometimes a supporter, sometimes not.

Magic: was one of the best collectible card games EVER!

Love: is like Oxygen in that I doubt any of us could truly LIVE without SOME.

Religion: So long as it hurts no one, then live how you want to live and believe in what you want to believe.

Gay Marriage: Already legal over here. Catch up will you!

Abortion: Legal

Obama: is orange

Mccain: oven chips.

Jesus: Nailed to a tree 2000 years ago for saying what a good idea it would to be nice to each other.

Evolution : Of course

Global Warming : Yep - Britain never used to have a monsoon season!

George W.: Wouldn't be put in charge of a pair of scissors over here

Sex Before Marriage: Best kind

The Drinking Age: Now I have reached 30 I would say raise it to 25 to keep kids out of my pubs

Pot: does nothing for me

The War: hmm

Meat: Lots please.

Tattoos: Have one, wouldn't have another

The Devil: went down to georgia

Ghosts: Seen one. Shat self

Aliens: Possibly but maybe only microoganisms and unlikely their time period would overlap ours

Censorship: is a naughty word

Magic: Do you do voodoo?

Love: Made up word

Religion: is the cause of most of the world's evil.

Gay Marriage: line them up and hitch them, the church didn't invent marriage

Abortion: choice

Obama: got my vote

Mccain: McCreepy

Jesus: nice hair

Evolution : yes

Global Warming : is it just me or is it hot in here?

George W.: turd sandwich

Sex Before Marriage: test drive that rig

The Drinking Age: no changes

Pot: don't ask, don't tell

The War: bring the troops home

Meat: medium rare

Tattoos: yes

The Devil: belongs to christians

Ghosts: are fun

Aliens: everywhere

Censorship: words don't hurt people, it's the lack there of

Magic: watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat....oops wrong hat

Love: madly

Religion: should stay meek

Gay Marriage: undecided...civial unions are fine

Abortion: only in cases of incest or rape or medical reasons

Obama: Hell No!

McCain: Hell yes!

Jesus: I believe he existed

Evolution: yes

Global Warming: Its happening

Geroge W.: hes the president and I respect him

Sex before Marriage: It was okay for me.....for my kids.....can you say chasity belt?

The Drinking Age: leave it the same

Pot: I hate the way it smells

The War: Its time for it to end

Meat: mmmmmmmmmm

The Devil: Evil exists

Ghosts: never seen one

Aliens: of course...with all the solar systems we cant possible be the only lifeform

Censorship: has its place

Magic: theres always David Copperfiled

Love: is married to the one who has my heart and i have his

Religion: can make or break someone

* is the only McCain fan I see...........dang

Gay Marriage: Is free will; They can marry who they want.

Abortion: Is the only option, at times

Obama: I'd vote for him

Mccain: Too old, too conservative.

Jesus: Had some good ideas

Evolution : Could still be happening today.

Global Warming : Unfortunately, yes.

George W.: Please let him be the last Bush.

Sex Before Marriage: Is totally fine.

The Drinking Age: Should not be dictated to us by any law.

Pot: Never tried it; Should be legal.

The War: Unless we plan on conquering them, COME HOME.

Meat: A waste of all the grain, water, and land we put into raising it.

Tattoos: Are awesome.

The Devil: Is a religious fantasy and a scapegoat for Christians.

Ghosts: Probably.

Aliens: I have my doubts.

Censorship: Is a useless protective measure- like seatbelts.

Magic: An illusion.

Love: Only happens if you look for it.

Religion: Brings people together, divides the groups, promotes wars, kills.

Gay Marriage: Of course.  Two adults in love should be able to be married.

Abortion: We should always be able to decide what to do with our own bodies.

Obama: He's got my vote.

Mccain: No, Sarah Palin scares me too much.

Jesus: Sure, he's coming back.  As soon as he can play the piano again.

Evolution : Yup.  We actually have evidence of this.

Global Warming : It's a myth.

George W.: Electing you was such a bad idea.

Sex Before Marriage: Absolutely.

The Drinking Age: Lower it to eighteen.  If we can vote and smoke and die for our county at 18, we should be able to drink.

Pot: Legalize it, but remember, drugs are bad, mmmkay?

The War: End it.  I don't care how.  Bring our people home.

Meat: Is good for you.

Tattoos: I got 4!

The Devil: Kinda doubt it.

Ghosts: Yup.

Aliens: I don't think they'd come a billion miles to appear to a couple of rednecks, make some crop circles, then fly home.

Censorship: I don't need you to tell me what to listen to or read or see.

Magic: Oh man, I wish.

Love: I has it!

Religion: Organized?  Don't need it.

Gay Marriage: Are they people?  Then they should have ALL the rights that every other person in this country has... this is AMERICA. 

Abortion:Too important to get rid of it. 

Obama: LOVE HIM

Mccain: Getting sick of his negativity.

Jesus: was a great MAN... but was just a man.

Evolution : proven

Global Warming : We need to stop this, we need to do something

George W.: Can't wait to forget about him

Sex Before Marriage: 21st century.. 

The Drinking Age: lower it.. if you can die for your country, and vote for your next president, you should be able to have a beer.

Pot:  Don't care.. doesn't affect me. 

The War: reasonably pull out

Meat: Eat it, but we need rules on how they are treated before they are killed for our food

Tattoos: Have them

The Devil: created to scare people into doing what you want

Ghosts:sure

Aliens: are we really that egotistical that we think we are all alone in this big big universe?

Censorship: NO MORE... The first amendment is there for a reason

Magic: Hooey

Love: If you have it, hold on to it

Religion:I believe in God, I do not believe in religion. 

Original Post by jewelsmcblah:

Seriously?  People don't believe in aliens?  I find that...well, odd to be honest.  There are 100 thousand million stars in our galaxy, and there are millions upon millions upon million of other galaxies.  There is an estimated 10^24 stars in the universe and 10 billion trillion planets.  So you guys don't think there can be any life out there?  Anywhere?

I know right? Like, you think there is really a guy in the sky with a beard that saves people? But not life on another planet?

Jesus sounds alot crazier then aliens to me.

Gay Marriage: Should be legal but the thought of two men together still grosses me out.. haha

Abortion:  Is an individual decision and should be allowed

Obama: HAS to win!! He's kinda cute too!

Mccain: HAS to lose!!!

Jesus: probably existed but he was not the son of God as there is no God.  He was probably boinking Mary Magdeline too.. ha

Evolution : Seems most likely but bizarre to think about isn't it?

Global Warming : I don't know but Global Pollution is real

George W.: Worst president in history.. but I bet he'd be fun to drink some beer with, play some poker and bbq at the ranch!  Get him drunk and see how much he messes up his words.. like listening to my grandma! ha

Sex Before Marriage: Practice makes perfect!

The Drinking Age: Should be 18. If you can vote you can drink!

Pot: Fun when you're young til' you realize it makes you dumb, paranoid and hungry. The plant should be grown to give farmers jobs and make more hemp products and it should be legal for cancer patients.. but I'm not sure if it should be legal? I'm on the fence on this one.

The War: Bring the boys home

Meat: tastes good

Tattoos: Have 4

The Devil: If there's no God then there's no devil.

Ghosts: Nope. You die and rot in the ground. The end.

Aliens:  Possibly.. but have they visited us? I don't think so.

Censorship: Is needed at times involving little ones.

Magic: Is boring

Love: Is not painful

Religion: The world is better off without it.

Gay Marriage: Why should heteros have all the fun?

Abortion: Personal choice.

Obama: Yep.

Mccain: Not even close.

Jesus: Would love to do some shots with him and his brothers; Mohamed, Buddha and Bob Marley.

Evolution : Well...duhhhh.

Global Warming : Yes it is.

George W.: Trapped in his self-esteem issues.

Sex Before Marriage: Use a condom.

The Drinking Age: 18.

Pot: Legalize it and tax it.

The War: End it responsibly and resume the fight against terrorists.

Meat: Medium rare.

Tattoos: Love them.

The Devil: Evil flourishes when good men do nothing.

Ghosts: Personal anectdotal evidence to support the phenomenon.

Aliens: Hubris to think we are alone in the universe.

Censorship: Slippery slope.

Magic: That which we do not yet understand.

Love: The only thing that matters.

Religion: No place in governance.

^^ I wish we could delete posts...

Gay Marriage: Who's it hurting?

Abortion: No way.

Obama: Whatever.

McCain: Ditto.

Jesus: Good guy.

Evolution: Probably.

Global Warming: Is a lot of hype over nothing.

George W: Bummer.

Sex Before Marriage: Wouldn't do it, wouldn't tell anyone not to.

The Drinking Age: Does it matter?

Pot: See global warming.

The War: Was unnecessary.

Meat: Is alright.

Tattoos: Why not?

The Devil: Probably doesn't have horns and a spiky tail.

Ghosts: Maybe.

Aliens: It's kind of stupid to think in the whole galaxy it's just us.

Censorship: Nope.

Magic: Is awesome!

Love: Can mean anything.

Religion: If you can find one.

Gay Marriage: Don't see why people care so much. Love is love.

Abortion: Let's keep it legal and safe.

Obama: I got a crush on Obama

Mccain: Not a fan, but he seems like a nice dude.

Jesus:Possibly lived, and the poor guy was slaughtered for good ideas.

Evolution : Definitely.

Global Warming : Unconvinced. But the environment still needs our help!

George W.: I think he's kinda cute.

Sex Before Marriage: Stay safe!

The Drinking Age: Don't really care.

Pot: Unbiased, think it should be legal.

The War: Totally affected by it.

Meat: I like it, but I do feel bad for the animals.

Tattoos: Love them, too fickle to commit to one.

The Devil:Na.

Ghosts:No

Aliens:Possible, but not sure.

Censorship:***********

Magic:Cool trick

Love: Awesome.

Religion: Fascinating!

Gay Marriage: Why not?

Abortion: Partial birth or third term...no way. Give the kid to someone else then!

Obama: Meh

Mccain:Meh.

Jesus:  I lean towards Buddha

Evolution :Mkay

Global Warming : It's happening.

George W.: Looks like a monkey to me.

Sex Before Marriage: Only if there is still sex AFTER marriage...

The Drinking Age: Not sure

Pot: Make it legal, tax it, pull our government out of the hole it's in.

The War: Let's stop the human sacrifice for oil.

Meat: I like meat.

Tattoos: Going to get one.

The Devil: Doesn't "make you do it." We have free will.

Ghosts: Sure, I plan on being one someday.

Aliens: Sure, why not?

Censorship: Too much of it. .

Magic:  Rare.

Love:Without it, what's the point of existence?

Religion: Tries to tell you what to believe and how to believe it...I do not like it.  

Gay Marriage: It’s about time homosexuals had the chance for wedded agony bliss as much as heterosexuals. 

Abortion: If you don’t want an abortion, don’t have one, and mind your own business.

Obama: Absolutely

Mccain: Where did that honorable guy from 2000 go?

Jesus: Had some good ideas, but can’t stand some of his followers.

Evolution : I’ve never had a problem with science.

Global Warming : Alternative energy now.

George W.: All hat no cattle daddy’s boy

Sex Before Marriage: Be ready, be responsible

The Drinking Age: Follow the law and be responsible.

Pot: Don’t care, just don’t blow it in my face or do it around my kids.

The War: Needs to stop.

Meat: I love bar-b-cues

Tattoos: Don’t care for ‘em

The Devil: Effective and versatile archetype for scaring people into submission and making companies a lot of money around Halloween.

Ghosts: Haven’t seen evidence of any.

Aliens: Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. (Calvin)

Censorship: Bad idea, against the Constitution.

Magic: Smoke and mirrors, but very entertaining.

Love: Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.

Religion: Not my cup of tea, but please enjoy yours while minding your own business.

Original Post by beachwalker:

One sentence?  Ummm deep breath...okay here goes:

 

 

Jesus died

 

 

Original Post by beachwalker:

One sentence?  Ummm deep breath...okay here goes:

 

Jesus died so that anyone could be gay, have abortions, believe in evolution, be sex pots or have sex and smoke pot, eat meat, go to war, get tattoos, believe in ghosts, be religious, vote for Obama and love yomomma.

 

 

 I thought Christians believed that he died so that sinners could be forgiven and go to heaven. I do not believe they think he died so that they could be ALLOWED to do some of that stuff. I think they could do it before he died. Anyhoo...the so many translations of what people think is true is the main reason I choose not to participate in religions. Live in the moment and be the best you can be.  ~Namaste' !

Gay Marriage: Allowed...people are just hung up on the word 'marriage'.

Abortion: Legal, but I don't always like it (those who use it like birth control).

Obama: Being Canadian, I would like to say I don't care, but the world revolves around America...so hopefully a good president.

Mccain: Ditto.

Jesus: Might have existed.

Evolution: Yes.

Global Warming: It's happening.

George W: Good for a laugh, bad for a president.

Sex Before Marriage: For sure.

The Drinking Age: 18

Pot: Don't like it, and it stinks, but others can do it I guess.

The War: I guess end it?

Meat: Ok to eat, but factory farming has to be a hell of a lot more humane.

Tattoos: They're nice.

The Devil: Probably not.

Ghosts: I don't know...I hope I never see one and find out.

Aliens: Universe is a huge place, there must be some form of life out there.

Censorship: Of what exactly? Daytime tv it's fine, music doesn't need it.

Magic: Nah.

Love: Some people experience it.

Religion: Causes too much conflict.