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Your response to these topics in one short sentence

Gay Marriage: Just because they don't fit in your "book" doesn't mean a thing, let them get married.

Abortion: Too many people on this earth already, keep it legal.

Obama: Yeah, boii.

Mccain: No, your old and going to die soon.

Jesus: I don't believe in him for a second.

Evolution : Sure.

Global Warming : Global what?

George W.: eat my ***

Sex Before Marriage: doin it.

The Drinking Age: keep it the same.

Pot: smoke if you wanna, don't if you don't.

The War: end it.

Meat: eat it.

Tattoos: got em.

The Devil: no way.

Ghosts: you betcha

Aliens: have you not seen ET?

Censorship: leave my music alone.

Magic: I can float.

Love: I'm in it.

Religion: I hate it.

Gay Marriage: People can do what they want, it's America. Gay people are human too.

Abortion: so sad :'( to kill a baby.

Obama: quite the celebrity

Mccain: He's so...ooold.

Jesus: My best friend.

Evolution : Notsomuch.

Global Warming : Yay! I don't like the cold.

George W.: Dub-yuh Bush, that's what.

Sex Before Marriage: no comment

The Drinking Age: does anyone listen to that? I mean, seriously.

Pot: just say no, yo

The War: we'd better stay until we get this all figured out

Meat: I don't eat it but I don't care if you do

Tattoos: eh. not me.

The Devil: what about him? he's bad..yeah.

Ghosts: haha. they don't exist.

Aliens: neither do they.

Censorship: Again...it's a free country!

Magic: no such

Love: Exists.

Religion: A one-on-one relationship with God is what I believe in. "Religion" can get too complicated.

Oooh, a chance to NOT be PC!

Gay Marriage:  Not an issue.  My best friend is gay and married.

Abortion:  Sometimes you just have to do what you have to do.  A cluster of cells is not a baby, it is a cluster of cells.  Make it easy to do it really early, I say.

Obama:  Pleeaasse guys, PLEASE vote for Obama!  On behalf of every other country on the planet, PLEEEAASE vote for Obama!

McCain:  *shiver*

Jesus...Christ...Superstar...Who...are...you. ...?  (Greatest Buddhist in history; read the University history books, people)

Evolution:  Um, yeah.

Global Warming:  Frightens me to death.  Let's get on this one, like, yesterday.

George W:  As a Canadian, I just have to ask, WTF were you thinking voting him in TWICE?  Geez...you've gone from being the most popular country in the world to being the most hated in just a few short years.  Shame on you.

Sex before marriage:  Gotta test drive several models before rolling out of the lot.

The drinking age:  It's 18 here, but three years doesn't guarantee responsibility in any way. 

Pot:  Er, yeah, if you hate your lungs, why not?

The war:  See "George W" response.

Meat:  Love it when it's from grass-fed, happy animals.

Tattoos:  Seen some I really like.  Can be wicked sexy.

The Devil:  Evil is as evil does.

Ghosts:  Seen them, felt them, don't like the ones that want your attention.

Aliens: Duh.  Statistics oblige.

Censorship:  Depends on what.

Magic:  Done it.  Works wonderfully.

Love:  Hormonally driven, but still a nice, warm, cushy feeling.

Religion:  People that are religiously driven scare me almost as much as global warming. 

Original Post by dotje82:

Original Post by ewwxroflzz:

Original Post by dotje82:

Obama: he has monkey ears and he reminds me of hitler.

Umm, this Hitler reference is scary. Could you elaborate on why you feel this way? 

because of how charismatic he is, and how he tries to make everyone believe we should tax the wealthy and "spread around the money." not only would it make the economic situation worse but the idea of equal money amongst the people is part of socialism.

 How can spreading around the money make the economy worse?? And what does Hitler have to do with economy.  The only connection is the word socialist.  Americans throw it around like it's a dirty word without knowing anything about the ideology, or the practice.  Many European countries have thrived (yes, economically!) on socialist governments.  Look at Scandinavia, especially Sweden.  Aside from that, Obama's policy is nothing near socialism.  So I still don't get your connection with Hitler.  And I find your remarks about his ears bordering on racism.

 

i thought about elaborating on my opinion and explaining myself... but then i read that comment about racism and decided you're not worth my time. :)

Do you understand why Dotje said your monkey comment is bordering on racism?

Gay Marriage: should be legal, it’s the dumbest thing ever for it not to be.

Abortion: should be kept legal!

Obama: better than the alternative.

Mccain: HATE.

Jesus: eh, not my thang.

Evolution : yes.

Global Warming : is a real issue.

George W.: HAHAHAHA.

Sex Before Marriage: a-okay! ;)

The Drinking Age: i don’t really care ,tbh. though i could go chill at a sports bar already.

Pot: i’m a fan and feel it should be decriminalized a bit.

The War: blah.

Meat: delicious!

Tattoos: like some, hate others. may get one/some one day… if the right thing comes up.

The Devil: scary.

Ghosts: yes!

Aliens: no?

Censorship: lameeeee.

Magic: harry potter?!?!?! love.

Love: <3

Religion: not my thang, either.

i've never heard 'monkey' being used as a racist term, sorry. i also said bush looks like a monkey, so logically one would assume i didn't mean it in a racist way.

The term monkey has been used for decades to deride black people. It originates because monkeys came from africa. Have you ever heard the term "porch monkeys"?

Thanks to others for noticing why I was offended. Anyways, forget it...I wasn't expecting a response.  Hope you all can get out and vote next week without incident (if you haven't already)!