any good comebacks for rude remarks on being fat

My favorite is:  Alll the better to sit on you my dear.

(I have grey hair and I say it like wolf pretending to be granny in Little Red Riding Hood).

Moronic people are always going to be around.

I usually don't say anything, since once i was in the movies with  a very good looking friend called Kathy, and some unknown girl  said something really nasty (she made a comment to another girl about how she was sure Kathy was a junkie, bulimic and probably a wh*re)

And that's when i realized insecure people will attack you, even if you look perfect. And more so if you don't.

It must be really sad to think everyone is better than you, and be so desperate about it that you have to attack them.

I always find that repeating "Yo Mamma" after everything they say works really well (plus it's a little fun to see them get frustrated  - of course you have to do this while laughing) -- also "shut the F up"  - one of my favorites.

Another response is "how much did you loose (inset time period here)". It gets them thinking about their own weight. OR "just because your skinny doesn't mean you can't tone - ya might want to work on that"

I think it's best to have fun with your response that way it really doesn't effect you and sends a message of "if you mess w/ me -- be prepared to have your @ss handed to you"

I'm fat?

All the more for you to BITE ME!

I'm very tall so I carry my weight well (its own curse!).  I've never been called out myself, but I have had someone say somethng cruel to my Mom while we were out.  It was a youngish kid, early teens.  I'm 25.

I slapped him, open handed but hard enough to feel.  He made some noise about how he was gonna press assault charges and I said incredulously 'you want to go to the police and tell them a woman slapped you for calling her mother names?  What state do you think you are in and how much TV do you watch?  This is Tennessee, I'll go with you just to see you laughed out of the place.'  I never heard about it again and made him look stupid in front of all his stupid friends.

The only way to change the mind of a kid is with CONSEQUENCES.  If his mommy didn't teach him to be human that doesn't give him leave to take it out on mine.  I bet he didn't call out any random ladies at the mall any more.  One of em might hit ya.

Adults with that kind of behavior get a sigh and a 'Grow up.' from me.  I generally hate that phrase because it almost always comes from the person who is being immature.  I don't think any heckling from an adult calls for more recognition than that.

Like Ellybell, I'm tall and can hide my weight, course that doesn't stop people from making comments cause I'm not the size of a twig. It makes me eraged when people insult others for anything to do with the body or intelligence. People who are bigger shouldn't be looked down upon. Just remember, as my favorite saying goes. "I'd rather have a keg than a six pack!"

I think no comeback is the best comeback.

i may be fat, but you're ugly, and i can diet.

i use to just tell ppl "tell me something i dont know" cause if thats all u got on me, we'll be here all day on u!

how about... here's a juice box, SUCK IT.

At one point I was carrying most of my weight in my belly area and I did look pregnant.

And alot of people would come up and ask me in public when I was due....I thought that was a very personal question...

At first I didn't know what to say..then I decided to throw it back to them...

"I'm not pregnant! I'm just FAT!!!"

The look on their faces were priceless, and they didn't know what to say!

I found it quite funny. And had a good laugh.

hah. these are great. ^_^

There were these kids that used to tease me in junior high (fat, poor, shy, smart, new to the town, etc). I had a lot of problems because of them.

Then, once I hit high school, and made some friends, and gained some confidence, one of the jerks made a comment about my weight in class, and I said "yeah, well, I'm smarter than you and I'm going to do something with my life aside from working fast food." and I just went back to work.

He never bothered me again.

I'd much rather be smart, than skinny, popular and rich. It's so much more of a real intimidation!

I'm not sure if I could say anything back to a person, but I love this post. Thanks!

In elementary school I learned the very effective "so?". Normally they expect you to defend yourself or hide but when I just acknowledged it and asked what the big deal was, they didn't have anything ready. :)

ok ive got one its bad language but whatever ive used it before...

was out with my friends and for no reason what soever a bloke said to me

'god your a bit of a heffer arn't u?' my reply was simple

'aww come on now theres no need for that when i fist saw u i didnt call u a c**t'

bad language i know but he just walked off with  nothing to say...try it!

ah yes some poeple really suck dont they!,

my fave comment (and can be used in multiple situations) is just simply

'your dad didn't seem to mind last nite"

How about this:

"Hey, asshat, have you ever tried to pick up your teeth with broken fingers?"

or

"What are you doing out? Doesn't The Home usually have a curfew?"

Alternately, you can pat their head and say to them in an exaggerated baby-talk, "Well, hellooooo, Buuuuuuddddddy!!! Are you lost? Can I help you find your bus, Sweetie?"

But usually, I just give 'em a thumbs up and say: "Classy!"

"There's nothing more exhilirating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

Totally unimpressed "Ehhh, I've been fatter!"

Haha! There are some really good ones! Bravo! 

I was teased a lot on JR high about my weight (less so in high school be cause I grew into some of that chub), and I was only chubby, not even really over weight.

 I'll show them up at the 10 year reunion.

Kinda funny, how I've moved on to bigger and better things, and all those that teased me are still squabling over the same crap they did in high school. Some people just never grow up.