any good comebacks for rude remarks on being fat

My favorite is:  Alll the better to sit on you my dear.

(I have grey hair and I say it like wolf pretending to be granny in Little Red Riding Hood).

feddiechick....

 LOL!!!!

except you shoulda said, "well, i'd rather be the one eating/buying the fast food than the one selling it."

that would probably put them speechless xD

LMAO!!

I've seen some great ones on here ~ and no, the comebacks probably won't stop a person form being an ass in the long run, but they may feel a little embarassment of their own. which is only fair in my book :)

My personal favorites {as an adult, when I was in H.S. the response was usually just "the finger" or a low, long growl - folks are less likely to pick on you if they have serious questions about your sanity lol} are "well, you can pucker up and kiss the fattest part of my lovely ass!" ....gender - specific responses ~ to a male..."gee, I'm sooooo sorry about your penis " or to a {thin} female "it must be really difficult to go through life without boobs OR an ass"....not very nice, and a little vulgar, I know, but it definitely shuts them up! 

I can't believe people actually comment on other people's weight?!?  I've gotten looks before, but no one has ever said anything to me.  Now, if I were still in high school then I can understand, but as an adult?!?  Wow.  Strange world.   How about... "You really can learn a lot from a dummy."

I was a store manager and about 350lb at the time, and a customer commented on my weight. I started asking him tons of personal information, age, religion, sexual preference, HIV neg/pos. He said thats personal.

 

"I agree, as is my weight so stay the f*ck out of my buisness."

I've found losing the weight to be the best come back.  When I lost 140lbs in high school the people that made cruel remarks were some of the first people to want to be my friend, reminding them of what they said when you were overweight was the best come back. :)

Can't wait to lose the weight again.

"I may be drunk, Madam, but tomorrow I will be sober and you will still be ugly." -Churchill

Just replace the drunk/sober part with fat/thinner.  =)

Squishy people rule!

Hows this for spirit crushing.

On a night out a while ago, having fun at a pub with family and friends EXCELLENT night, this guy I walk past to get to the bar looks me up and down, and says in the most awful voice, "they're not (breasts, but he didnt use that word) they're just two bags of fat.

 

I cried. I wanted to punch him in the face, but I was too shocked. My brother had him thrown out.

The village just called- they want their idiot back...

A friend of mine likes to say "Do you kiss your Grandma with that mouth?" or "Did your momma have any kids that she didnt drop on their heads?"  works for her!!

 

 

Just go to ComeBackCenter.com They have lots of good comebacks there for many occasions.

I really like the one my mom told me after I was upset a girl in grade school called her fat. She told me:

"so what if she thinks I'm fat. Her mom is ugly. At least I can lose weight...her mom's face is stuck like that forever.".

I thougth it was so funny! And so true!

okay i have the perfect line.... say this:

 

"well, you know. i consider myself to eat healthy. compared to the eskimos up in alaska...theyre eating whale blubber up there. whale blubber???? that's like eating a fat guy, isnt it???? i'm down here practically starving myself on my cinnabon."

 

or anything else my jim gaffigan! he is hilarious. i get all my comebacks from him

"It's just my winter coat"

Once I did a creepy sexual rubbing my stomach dance and said "oh, you like it?"

"Good thing guys just can't get past my fabulous boobs long enough to notice"

'Yeah, I recent study showed obesity is a side effect of intelligence"

"You want to work out with me?' (this one takes commitment since it involves actually doing so, then I show them up at the gym)

Overall, yeah, I think the comebacks can be useful. It lets the person know you found their comment rude, makes you feel better, and, if nothing else, usually convinces them to stop talking to you.

 

"I'm sorry your mother didn't love you enough to teach you any manners."

"Oh, obviously you're looking for a diet partner. Sorry, I've been losing weight easily on my own. But good luck to you!"

What does being gay have to do with anything...

There are a couple of variations of this one already up here. But I was at the bar once and a girl came up to my friend and made a fat comment, my friend replied with:

"I may be fat, but you're ugly and you can't run that **** off"

I nearly peed myself laughing, the girl had absolutely nothing to say after that!

"Jenny Craig might help me, too bad it won't help your piss-poor personality."

 

That, or ignore them while they go back to their mother's basement.

Here are lots of great comebacks to rude remarks about fat people:

http://www.toptipspot.com/tips/people/howto/c omebacks-for-fat-people.php

It includes the "classics", as well as some really original replies.

I like to say "Why thank you!" and let them know that it doesn't bother me. Being bullied in high school taught me that your reaction keeps them coming back to insult you. Using this phrase usually stuns them enough for me to walk away and shake my fat butt as I do.