any good comebacks for rude remarks on being fat

gg80 said:

"On a night out a while ago, having fun at a pub with family and friends EXCELLENT night, this guy I walk past to get to the bar looks me up and down, and says in the most awful voice, "they're not (breasts, but he didnt use that word) they're just two bags of fat."

Apparently, that guy doesn't know that's what all breasts are. Maybe he's not seen any in real life, just those of airbrushed, be-siliconed models in magazines?

This is not quite the same thing, but I think Rosie O'Donnell went to her doctor for a checkup. He said something like: "You need to weight. Eat oatmeal with skim milk in the morning, a salad at lunch, and in the evening, have a skinless chicken breast with some vegetables."

She replied, "Thank you. You just cured obesity in America."

haha hmmm well ever since i read the book fat?so! i feel no need to cuss an idiot that makes rude remarks...i recommend the book tehehe its cute nd now i know that im cute also hehe im 182lbs and im 5ft 2 in but i work out hehe and im 16

hmmmmm