The Great Michachu's Amazing Chihuaua taming zombie pill

Need to tame an obnoxious chihuaua?  Well here at The Great Michachu's Amazing Zombie pills we have the solution!!

1/2 a pill a day and your chihuaua will never pee anywhere but the designated peeing area!!

Get your 60 day supply for $49.99!!

1. will it make it love me?

2. will it cure my dorkish physical appearance?

3. will it cure my wahmublance addiction?

1. Yes.

2. No.

3. 75% of the time, yes.

Does it work on toddlers?

How about ex boyfriends? muhahahaha

On toddlers it has been shown to work, but we don't have enough scientific evidence to publish that yet.

It will turn an ex boyfriend/girlfriend into a zombie chihuaua.

Sign me up for at least ten dozen (I just got dumped )

Original Post by puh8suwrux:

Does it work on toddlers?

 Does it work on teenagers? And 10 year olds? If yes, then I will need three bottles: 2 for the teen and the ten, and 1 for me so the whole family can become zombies and eat more brainz!

Original Post by alaskanmama:

Original Post by puh8suwrux:

Does it work on toddlers?

 Does it work on teenagers? And 10 year olds? If yes, then I will need three bottles: 2 for the teen and the ten, and 1 for me so the whole family can become zombies and eat more brainz!

 Hey AKmama!!  Three bottles for you! Free of charge!! :D

Original Post by michachu:

Original Post by alaskanmama:

Original Post by puh8suwrux:

Does it work on toddlers?

 Does it work on teenagers? And 10 year olds? If yes, then I will need three bottles: 2 for the teen and the ten, and 1 for me so the whole family can become zombies and eat more brainz!

 Hey AKmama!!  Three bottles for you! Free of charge!! :D

Ahhh,  my hero! ((hugs))