The Gym is Sexy!!! Share your stories

Who knew the gym could be so sexy. I mean think about it: There are sweaty people grunting and making noise.
The steam room, sauna and whirpool can we say hot hot hot
Then there are those machines that put us ladies in ummhhh weird positions.
Today I was doing what I call the butt machine and burst out laughing. I'm on all fours, lifting my back legs up and down. And who can forget the outer and inner thigh machines.... So next time you are avoiding the gym, think about how sexy it can be or just take your honey along and become sexiiii together.

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old men staring at my tush

sweaty stinky women

naked old ladies in the dressing room

 

hahahaha!!!!
it's like the cup being half empty or half full.
I try to stay on the optimist side...

I read this and I just have to say...

Whenever I do the inner/outer thigh machines, I always have to like...cover..down there haha especially because I wear shorts!

It's the most awkward thing when people walk by and OBVIOUSLY look between your legs..it's like, uhh =\ haha

Oh man deflepfan16, I totally agree with you there.  I have seen many a disturbing crotch shot while on the yoga mats at the YMCA.  People wear shorts with BIG leg holes and they spread their legs out way too wide sometimes with no shame!  With what I've seen I could put together a research paper on the underwear preferences of the general public, lol!

ratinhat88 - be glad you dont live in hawaii, people freeball it there :P

Anybody ever tried trophy fishing?  The fish are so big and difficult to land, the person with the rod needs to sit in "the chair" which is basically like the stirrups in the gyno office, and they belt you in.  This position allows you to manage the fish and get ready for the "fight".   I was on a fishing boat in Hawaii and the only female besides a 12 year old, so the captain of the boat asks me to be his demonstrator then proceeds to stand right in between my legs to discuss the process of fighting the fish.  I was so uncomfortable.  Nowadays I would have told him off but back then I was bit more demure.

ah looking up people's shorts....  those were the days....

hahaha at drea99

i'm with you, calbert. i was just thinking about that the other day at the gym. i was bent over, sweating like an idiot, breathing heavy, etc. i looked around, everybody was TOTALLY focused and into it. it was way hot. i'm totally there with you. i like the gym. a lot.

we're not pervy, are we?

the gym (at least in my area) has got to be the unsexiest of all the unsexy places.
old, fat, and balding men who are hairy everywhere except their head. they wear nastily short shorts and dirty shirts, sweating like pigs and they're always very ugly too. very unsexy. *in no way am i saying all males who go to the gym are like this, just 85% of the males at the gym I go to*

i wish i went to a gym with a bunch of 20 - 25 year old sexy men with nice bulging muscles, full head of thick lustrous hair, nice face, tight (and stainless) gym clothes, and, oh, they should be very charming.

dalma-I don't think we're pervy, lets just say imaginative.
c_m_shark, I happen to work out at a gym that has a good mix of cute guys. When a hot guy starts working out next to me on the elliptical or treadmill, I put more energy into my workout. Its like eye candy and motivation all at once.

wheres this gym? :P lol

c_m_shark,
if I tell you I'd have to kill ya.....you are pretty hot yourself. Congrats on the weightloss.
hahahaha oh btw, I checked out your pics and I have those shoes ...totally love them.

it all depends on the time of day...... my gym has a pretty good ratio of people a lot of younger people at my gym at the times i go... with an odd old person here and there... ha ha but yea I've noticed a lot of perverts at the gym. but i just go to the gym to work out and go home no time for chit chat.

I'm sure glad our inner/outer thigh machine faces the wall. I dunno if I'd use it otherwise!

Funny, just got back from the gym. 

Some people need to cover-up more.  Butt cheeks should not be hanging out of your shorts, no matter how you look.  Blehhhhhhhhhh.

I have to say it certainly motivated me to work harder.

Original Post by calbert:

c_m_shark,
if I tell you I'd have to kill ya.....you are pretty hot yourself. Congrats on the weightloss.
hahahaha oh btw, I checked out your pics and I have those shoes ...totally love them.

 You know what? I got those shoes at Payless for $5 on sale! five bucks! i dont know the original price but when i saw it at five bucks i neeeeeded them lol

Original Post by dvx1120:

it all depends on the time of day...... 

that's totally true. from my experience, the hotties work out between 4-7 pm. maybe 8. and never on a friday. probably out taking those bodies for a test drive, LOL!

i've never come across anyone inappropriately dressed, male/female, young/old. i guess i've been pretty lucky! and no one's leering at anybody, at least as far i can tell.

Original Post by c_m_shark:

the gym (at least in my area) has got to be the unsexiest of all the unsexy places.
old, fat, and balding men who are hairy everywhere except their head. they wear nastily short shorts and dirty shirts, sweating like pigs and they're always very ugly too. very unsexy. *in no way am i saying all males who go to the gym are like this, just 85% of the males at the gym I go to*

i wish i went to a gym with a bunch of 20 - 25 year old sexy men with nice bulging muscles, full head of thick lustrous hair, nice face, tight (and stainless) gym clothes, and, oh, they should be very charming.

 Well, you could go to a gay gym...

my friend told me the most horrifying gym story ever last night! she's been going to this gym in her not so nice neighborhood, because it's all she can afford. it's usually mostly guys, but there are a few girls.

so she finished her work-out, and headed into the locker room. she heard a buzzing noise when she walked in. so she's like "hmmm what the heck is that?" she went around the corner to where the benches and lockers were, and there was a woman sitting on the bench, SHAVING HERSELF with an electric razor! she was NOT shaving her legs here either folks! and even worse, she had no towel or anything under her!

my friend said she was so shocked she just turned around and walked right back out. she wanted to tell the management of the place but she was too embarassed to even say it to the guy. i am SO glad my office has a gym!

talk about NOT sexy!!