Where the heck is my sanity?

If found, please return to CD pronto.  Thanks.

it is on vacaction with mine...they are due back next tuesday

Pfft.  Hell, they couldn't even bother to send us post cards?

mine is illiterate

Have no clue where yours is, but mine has been long gone for years. I would say for the past 11 years it has escaped my whims and I have never seen it sense.

Check under the couch.

Hate to have to break this to you CD, but it has been gone a long time.  But the good news is that you really don't need it.  You are more fun without it.

My dog ate it.  Wait!  I don't have a dog.