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Welcome to the Daily Chat.

>>sounds like she's just crazy.<<

That was NOT ME!

I never wear cowboy hats and "dark blue football jersey" sounds a lot like the d. cowboys, who I HATE.

Original Post by pavlovcat:

Original Post by crazydiamondchrysalis:

 this post gives me feelings that I think I'm not old enough to understand....

My food issues are so complex.

Morning, RM!

Would you like to join me atop the enormous cinnamon roll? 

*giggles*

 Good Morning!!

Sure but do I have to climb up there nekkid?

hehehe...

**hands coffee pot over to girls on giant cinnamon bun** guessing you ladies don't need mugs for that?

im being hounded with emails about why things aren't done...awesome. maybe its becuase i was doing what you told me was PRIORITY. Jeezus crisp.

Hey, all she did was kiss their hands, right?

I do that all the time.

...

:D

call me weird...but i dont like it when a guy does that.

For some reason that story sounds slightly Stephen King-ish.  "I've been waiting for you..."

*splashes in a puddle of warm frosting*

It's pretty sticky up here, chad.  If yer nekkid, it will make it easier to hose you off afterwards.

looks like these clothes were just a waste of time!

Original Post by tblover900:

call me weird...but i dont like it when a guy does that.

 Neither do I.

ewwwwww...i hate feeling sticky. i don't even like eating ribs or things  that require me to have sticky fingers.

im gonna avoid that cinnamon bun like the plaugue. icky.

Original Post by dnrothx:

Original Post by tblover900:

call me weird...but i dont like it when a guy does that.

 Neither do I.

 you're almost as difficult as i am.

Original Post by tblover900:

call me weird...but i dont like it when a guy does that.

 me neither. Funny story tho... few months ago my dad met my sister's girlfriend for the first time (yes. Calm down.) and me and my mom were drunk (its like, 2am) and dad was WASTED. So my sister is mortified (cause she's the prude of the bunch - girlfriend not even phased) and she says OH MY GOD YOU"RE DRUNK!

Dad is walking out to the truck to pee as they come up and he meets the girl, kisses her hand, and can't recover from the lean! Starts to fall on her and sister has to hold him up/push him off - he proceeds to the truck where he pees, then climbs in and passes out.

Ah, I love my family. :) (see the back story is that my sister was being a royal B that weekend and we loved the horrified look on her face muahahaha)

I need therapy after just reading that story.

lmao....

wow.

A came to pick me up the other night and my parents were sitting outside in the back drinking and he asked if he should go introduce himself and i said...uhhh, maybe wait on that. Mom's kinda neurotic and she's already had 3 margaritas. She was saying crazy things to me before i left and my dad was  like...just ignore her, she's already had two of those things!

normally my parents are pretty straight laced people.

except that one time my dad told me, Don't do anything I wouldn't do twice...as i was walking out the door to go to prom. yeah....wow. lol

Original Post by pavlovcat:

For some reason that story sounds slightly Stephen King-ish.  "I've been waiting for you..."

*splashes in a puddle of warm frosting*

It's pretty sticky up here, chad.  If yer nekkid, it will make it easier to hose you off afterwards.

 Ok well here I come.

*dives into frosting*

sorry I guess my redneck roots were showing. :D One day I'll tell y'all about our redneck hayride. I don't think you're ready yet, though.

Original Post by tblover900:

call me weird...but i dont like it when a guy does that.

the only guys who can pull that off are from Europe and they have thick accents and no moustache

g'morning!

Nomo! :D

I think it depends on the attitude.  Too easy to come off smarmy, but it could be charming if done with a certain sheepishness.

Original Post by tblover900:

Original Post by dnrothx:

Original Post by tblover900:

call me weird...but i dont like it when a guy does that.

 Neither do I.

 you're almost as difficult as i am.

 You are difficult.

Good morning fellow babies. :)