The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

 

 

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

 

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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That said, I hear Jon stewart's voice on TV so I'm gonna go watch Hungry too.  Maybe check in later. 

PPPPHHHHHFFFTTTT!!!!

*wanders in, shoves everything off the couch & flops down*

*dust & little flys fill the air in a big billowy cloud*

OMG, I am so full. Supper was fried onions, chicken & turkey sausages with home made cheese perogies. *slurps fresh black coffee*

Original Post by mspw:

Ok, I created a 'starter' house, meaning it is worth less than 20k Simoleons.  I made this TOTAL STUD and moved him in.  You would not believe some of the depraved things I made him do with me & moody! 

*runs around laughing, spilling her wine cocktail*

 like?  did we all play crazy8's or somethin'?  UNO or SkipBo?

*gives the innocent face*

*stumbles into chat, picks large eye crusties, eyes each one before popping into mouth*

I don't wanna pick strawberries this morning!

*looks around for someone to sympathize with me, finds no one but the passed out bum that's starting to smell funny*

*heads over to bum and says in a louder, whinier voice*

I SAID, I DON'T WANNA PICK STRAWBERRIES THIS MORNING!

*bum still not budging...picks up a tree branch from the floor, pokes his arm which falls off. Still no response*

Fine! Be that way!

*runs down the hallway kicking in everybody's BR doors yelling*

DON'T WANNA PICK! DON'T WANNA PICK!

ms.Q I just bought some strawberries plants yesterday.  Are you going to come to my house and help me pick them when I get some fruit?

If you are making offers, QM, I have a TON of weeds you could come and pick. Alas, we have no strawberries this year. The birds got our plant last year. This year however, the boys patrol the garden with their light sabers. So take that Birds!!

Original Post by spoiled_candy:

ms.Q I just bought some strawberries plants yesterday. Are you going to come to my house and help me pick them when I get some fruit?

cool Ruth! Are you planning on keeping them over the winter? If so, I'd say clip the blossoms off of the plants this year and do the first picking next year. That way the plants will put all of their energy into putting out runners and fullening up. Yes, I just invented a new word.

And for you, I would help pick! :)

Original Post by lulufit:

If you are making offers, QM, I have a TON of weeds you could come and pick. Alas, we have no strawberries this year. The birds got our plant last year. This year however, the boys patrol the garden with their light sabers. So take that Birds!!

oy, if only you could see the weeds we have here! It's crazy!

Alright, since there's no one here to chat at, I'm going to go straighten my hair which is something I haven't done in at least 2 weeks! Normally I'd do it everytime I go out. Goes to show how often I've gone out lately, huh?

king, you and Ms.Pw behave tonight. No drunken IM'ing and sex talk.

Not until I get home and can join in :D

well i asked about you several times and told him to get your patooshee online but apparently you were too hyped-up on Crystal Light to talk to me so I was left to talk to your SO. 

hehe, when our son was in the tub I popped in to where king was and he said you guyses were talking and that you asked about me, but by the time I got the kids washed, bedtime snacked, and in bed, you were gone, "attending" to Mr.Pw :D

so we shut the pc down and decided to watch a movie. The only prob was we were both too lazy to put one on, so we watched the rest of the movie that the kids had been watching, Lemony Snickett A series of Unfortunate Events. I was reading Gone by Jonathan Kellerman at the same time. All in all a peaceful evening. Except I got into the crackers! Durn it!

Well the Mr is gone for the afternoon, again.  He's researching mushrooms for the pizza joint.  Don't ask.  I aint tellin'.  I told him he should at least get a slice or two outta this. 

I had to go get a new water filter and thought it a good excuse to get some more wine for my Fuzzy Berries.  While there, I also decided it best ot go ahead & get some beer, Marie Callender's pot pies - a big one for him & a little one for me, some Spud Puppies (organic tater tots) and some BC powders (aspirin & caffeine in white powder form). 

I still didn't get any bread.

I should go start a whoile sheat sponge.  It'll rise quickly on the back porch since its like 95F out there. 

The birds are hangin in there.  One or two actually made it to a tree last night. 

As for "attending" to mrpew, it was really nothing more than listening to him complain about how his bro coulda done on his own what he went over there to do with him, nad the fact that he's taken off on a vacation for the weekend and left him in the lurch to price up this job on his own.  But today he said his invoicing them for all his time on this.  so if his bro doesn't mind him making 70% of the job, he doesn't care. 

So hopefully, he will be in a better mood so the "attending" to him will be more mutually pleasurable.  I might have to ply him with alcoholic bevereges though.  I'm prepared. 

Original Post by qmwillcand:

hehe, when our son was in the tub I popped in to where king was and he said you guyses were talking and that you asked about me, but by the time I got the kids washed, bedtime snacked, and in bed, you were gone, "attending" to Mr.Pw :D

so we shut the pc down and decided to make watch a movie. The only prob was we were both too lazy to put get it one on, so we watched the rest of the movie Moody and MsPw and the new slave made that the kids had been watching, Lemony Snickett A series of Unfortunate Events. I was reading hub's mind Gone by Jonathan Kellerman taking care of myself at the same time. All in all a peaceful evening. Except I got into the crackers! Durn it!

and you talk about me not making with the drunk posting and i'Min'!!!

*goes looking for that movie*

Honey White, Morphine

Honey white (x3)
Made a deal for some angel food
Honey white (x2)
Everybody told her it was sweet and good yea
Oh honey (x4)
She said you'll see me later yea you'll see me later
Will you see me later seemed all too soon
And then he smiles he knows honey's coming back
Honey's going to want some more angel food
Devil made of honey (x4)
She said you'll get me when I'm old and wizened
And not a day before that
The devil said honey it won't be that long
Besides I like to see a little more fat
Yea I like to see a little more fat
You know I like to see a little more fat
Honey white (x4)
Uh tell me how is your angel food
Honey white oh honey white
She says it's sweet and good
Honey white honey white uh honey white
The sweetness starts to fade
Honey white (x2)
Thought you could get away
Poor honey (x4)

Pw, you were so drunk last night.

Have you seen your postings?

 

Original Post by kingmedia:

Pw, you were so drunk last night.

Have you seen your postings?

 

I wasn't drunk.

That's just me.

Original Post by kingmedia:

Pw, you were so drunk last night.

Have you seen your postings?

 

I didn't see anything out of the ordinary.  Whatchu talkin' 'bout?

Gonna get it...

30160!