The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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The crazy pills don't make you crazy.  You take them because you are crazy.  They make you normal.  Maybe I should call them normal pills. 

The talk with the Mr didn't go well.  He's miserable.  He insists on ruminating ceaselessly about the future and its making him miserable.  My suggestion is that he just do what's in front of him.  In the last three days I've not been able to work on my emotional crap because of the doom & gloom that follows him.  So I just do housework, you know, the mundane stuff of everyday life.  Its called living.  So his response is to say, "I'll go mow the grass then.  Will that be better?"  with a scowl on his face.  Jeez man!  I'm just trying to help him out.  I didn't deserve that!  I told him so.  He went to put gas in his truck.  I guess its something to do. Sometimes it seems easier for him to take his angst out on me just cuz I'm here. 

So he's decided to monopolize the computer all day until he leaves this evening.  He wants to work on his Huna class.  Its yet another idea he has for making money doing something he enjoys.  He keeps going from one thing to another, ideas for making money, but he's not int he right mindset to be doing that.  I keep telling him we are in a crisis mode and that waiting to think about this stuff after our vacation would be better for us both, but he insists.  He's downright defensive if I merely suggest he do anything else. 

Meanwhile, I've been doing housework for three days and he's not helping at all.  He's just ruminating about the money crap and how miserable it makes him.  If he would just get up and do something mundane and be in the moment he'd feel better.  But he insists on being a mopey-moperton, watching documentaries about the financial crisis and politics, reading bad news and calling WW2 shows 'entertainment'. 

I might just have to get out.  Maybe I'll hit the thrift stores.  He might get mad if I spend money.  Too bad.  If I wanna blow $15 on some clothes I will.  At least I have sense enough to find something to do that brings me joy.  He'd do well to take some notes and effing relax!

Ahh, marital bliss.  Yea, I gotta get away from him toady.  Maybe he'll miss me and be happier when I come home.  Yea, right.

Original Post by kingmedia:

I found Moofles!!!

Nah, she's too young to be Moofles.

Dang!  Where is everybuddy?

I went shopping!  I got 3 new comfy, cottony nightgowns, one is really sexy, short, cute.  I got a blue flannel shirt.  I have no flannel!  Well, it is Georgia.  We only have 2-3 months/year of weather befitting flannel. 

Lessee, what else.... Oh!  One of those long, almost knee-length sweaters.  You know, the kind that buttons down to the waist and kinda opens form there.  Its beige.  Looks really good with jeans and my brown, suede boots. 

Oh, I got some cute striped (white, blue & yellow), girlie-boxers with a blue ribbon drawstring.  Also, some pj bottoms with a drawstring; cotton, stripes (red, white, pink, yellow & teal, i think).  And I got a little sundress.  Its white with tiny little green & black flowers all over it, very light & cottony, perfect for cooking for guests.  Looks good with my apron and has no sleeves to get in the way and keep me hot over the stove.

I spent $35 .

Oh well.  I'll wear it all a LOT!  Its mostly stuff to wear around the house.

Oh!  yea, and I also got some gray sweatpants with a drawstring & slightly flared ankles with a BIG "B" in what looks like an old English script font and right over my ass reads, "Baby Girl."  Yea, that's me.  Hmph.  They're comfortable.  I'll never wear them in public!

Fashion Update

the aforementioned Baby Girl sweatpants and a pink Hanes ladie's t-shirt.  hair down.  Its getting long!  Its at my waist now. 

I also went out for Mexican for lunch and had a margarita.  It was good!  It was strong!  I went to the petstore & got some Simple Solution and Greenies for Briana.  Then I went to the dollar store and had a fun little chat with the crack-addict chick at the register.  Actually an interesting and delightful character.

Went to Kroger & got a HUGE chink of Monterrey jack for $4 to make enchilada casserole with.  And a couple of poblanos to roast for it.

Went to the likka-stow and got some Fris vodka.  Never tried it before.  It was less expensive than my usual, Absolut - $22/fifth.  The Fris is from Denmark and is freeze-distilled, whatever that means.  Anyway, it was only $14 so I got it.  I will NOT buy the $3.99 jug-o-vodka on the bottom shelf.  Also got some club soda.  Gonna mix with oj and a little lime, maybe later.  I dunno.  Still feeling my 3pm margarita!

hiya pEwwiebaby, sounds like you had a fun day shopping!

I got home from work at 7, folded a butt load of laundry and am now just sitting down to eat my dinner of chumps champions- chips and chocolate.

*runs & tackles qtippie to the floor*

HI THERE! 

I been so ronery! 

Chips & Chocolate, eh?  I had a chocolate chip cookie. 

Now I'm having some wine.  I did absolutely no housework AT ALL today and ya know what?  No housework got done! 

*picks up chilly glass of white by the stem & proposes a toast*

...to saying "Phuket!"

*drinks a cool swallow of the tart & slightly sweet elixir*

Mrpew is gone.  I'm having a party.  So far, its just been me but you can join if ya want, tipsie!

*mixes-up a MASSIVE vat of Crystal Lite and adds a little extra sumpthin'-sumpthin' into the mix*

Qtip!  I made your favorite, Hunny-Bunny!

Well, it appears the party is mellowing. 

*looks at the vat of 'fortified' Crystal Lite and wonders what to do with it*

I know!  I'll freeze it and make ice-cubes with it! 

*looks through pile of puppies for an ice tray*

Found one!

*eyes pop at the sight of the huge vat-o-CL*

*chugs it back*

to be continued...

*looks for something to chew*

*finds a table full of pEwwies ice-pops*

*pops 'em in*

crunchcrunchmunch

hey pEww, nobody told me it was harvest time for the captives! yummy!

Not the gynecologist voicemail message you wanna hear.

I hope this link works!

Man!  Qtip, check this out... the pics on this website are pretty awesome! 

• Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


• Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


• Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


• Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


• Only in America .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


• Only in America ..do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.


• Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

checking it now ;)

king was like "wow". I had to wipe a trail of drool off his chin.

Well pEwwfles, I hate to leave you hangin', but we're going to go test the new video game system...I can't wait to try the nunchucks!

Okies, q.  Have fun!  I'm gonna go find something to eat. 

Original Post by mspw2:

• Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


• Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


• Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


• Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


• Only in America .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.


• Only in America ..do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.


• Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

hehe, funny, cause it's true! Here too.

20 minutes of me time...it's gonna go way too fast!

want coffee...

will wait.

don't want to shred...

but will shred.

want to consume massive amounts of sweet and salty things...

may yet.

chocolate covered pretzels = sweet & salty.

i'm having some Roastaroma.