The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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I was really proud of myself today.

I went into a tattoo/piercing place to look for new earrings for my stretched out holes. Lobes, that is, you buncha pervs!

I had a pair of these, probably in a 10 gauge, and then I wore a pair of these (except mine were curved, sorta like this in an 8 gauge), but the rubbers kept slipping off! Rubber stoppers, man oh man.

So I needed a new pair of something. I like these (minus the stones), but they're $50 bucks for the pair! I told the guy that it's one of those things where I'd rather get my rook pierced for the same amount of money. He told me that he'd do the piercing and give me the earrings for $80. That was a hard deal to walk away from.

But I did. THIS time.

I wonder if someday I'll wake up to find that perhaps I've gone too far.

All that piercing!  I can't even pierce my ears.  The left one is pierced but the right one keeps growing back.  It has been pierced 3 times but it kept getting infected.  I even worked for a dermatologist the last time I tried and he kept it under-watch.  Then he told me I'd have to just let it grow back in.  So I did.  Now I can't wear any pretty earrings.    Clip-ons pinch, hurt. 

I was productive today.  I...

washed 3 loads of laundry & put most of it away,

washed two loads of dishes,

made the bed,

had a salad for lunch,

took a 2-hour nap,

took a shower & shaved,

and microwaved some dinner (prepackaged Indian food)

So the house is clean and I am free to hit the market for my shopping for dinner with the in-laws. 

i'm searing trout w/smoked pimento powder, salt & pepper to medium-rare, (carryover will bring it up to medish, 

I'm gonna saute kale in XVOO with little sweet onion, salt & pepper.

Toasted millet cooked with corn and chicken broth.

Dessert will be a bag of mixed berries, slowly heated with a small emulsification of corn starch (maybe a little honey) server warm with stevia-sweetened Fage o% fat yogurt

Original Post by mspw2:

All that piercing! I can't even pierce my ears. The left one is pierced but the right one keeps growing back. It has been pierced 3 times but it kept getting infected. I even worked for a dermatologist the last time I tried and he kept it under-watch. Then he told me I'd have to just let it grow back in. So I did. Now I can't wear any pretty earrings. Clip-ons pinch, hurt.

that's not such a bad thing. I love the look of virgin ears. If I didn't have lots of ear piercings, I'd want none.

I think King's a little worried that if left to my own devices, I'll have more metal than ear showing.

that sounds like a delicious meal! I never make stuff like that. I'm not sure if it's due to a lack of creativity, lack of ingredients or lack of time.

Or maybe it's just 'cause I'm lazy!

yesterday was my Thaturday, guess that makes today Frunday. Got lots and lots of wood to put in.

It's pretty bad when I actually want to procrastinate doing the wood by doing the Shred dvd first.

and here I am. Still in my jammies. Work out is done but I have yet to start the wood :/

I'll get to it...eventually.

Shred?  Wood chopping?  Man, I'm doing well just to be vertical.  Its day 2 of TTOM.  This is my worst day of the cycle, historically.  I'm cramping pretty bad.  Feels like someone punched me down there. 

But I only have a few things to do. 

• post office
• drug store
• farmer's market
• then lots of time in-between (prolly try out some new stuff I DLd for The Sims2)
• cook dinner & entertain in-laws, which is really pretty easy.  They're bringing the wine.

I had an interesting dream this morning....

... my dream:

I was at home, alone.  It was daytime.  Someone knocked at the door. 

"Who is it?" I asked. 

Silence....  then another knock. Again, I asked, "Who is it?" getting a little nervous.

"Its your neighbor.  I have some of your mail."

Since I don't have a peephole, I had to open the door a crack, leaving the chain on to see.  It was not my neighbor...

CRASH!  The door came flying open as the stranger bashed the door in!  Then he was at me, with his hand on my neck.  His reach was much greater than mine and my hands could not get at him.  He was pushing me up the wall in my foyer by the neck!  I could feel my breath leaving me. 

Then, in one big burst of energy, everything I had in me, I lifted both legs up and kicked him as hard as I could in the chest.  That freed his grip.  I struggled to breathe, catch my breath, when I saw him regain his composure and come at me again.  This time I drew my right fist back, loosely and tightened it just before impact on his throat.  That stopped him for a second.  He actually fell tot he floor.  I kicked his head down so he laid on his back and placed my foot on his throat, not too hard, and said, "Stop!"  He started to grab my ankle and I let my weight down on it, feeling the warm 'crunch' of his meat beneath my bare foot. 

He was gasping for air, seemingly forgotten about me.  I left and went in search of my cell phone, found it and called 911.  By the time they got there he was dead in my foyer.  I was in my pajamas with some blood on my right foot, tracked through the house. 

When I was questioned, it was obvious I was defending myself.  But at the trial, his family's attorney tried to make it out to be an intentional killing!  The guy was in my house, 6' tall and attacked me.  I had bruises on my neck.  My knuckles were lacerated from hitting him. 

It was a HUGE debacle.  Everyone wanted to know how this little 5'3" white woman defended herself , unarmed, so efficiently as to not even let the intruder past the foyer.  I was asked, "Do you feel any remorse for the man or his family?"  "Of course I do," I said, "It just happened.  All I thought was that I don't want him to get up before the police get there."    I went on to say, "This incident has traumatized me.  I never intended to kill him, just to stop him from attacking me.  I will have to live with the memory of this for the rest of my life."

Pretty intense dream, eh?  That's Ana.  She's very good at telling stories.  She's the one who dreams. 

Ok, so that's me for now.  I'm gonna go get dressed and ready to shop.  Better take some Tylenol for the cramps.  Later, lurkers!

Intense dream!

As for the feeling of being punched down there, you should do that to the Mr, so that he can fully empathize with you. He may not like it at the time but it will bring you closer together! :P

Have a fun day oot and aboot eh?

ok, I'm outtie for REAL this time, no more fooling around with myself on the computer.

I know there's a little spark of motivation somewhere in me, may have to dig deep to find it.

There's crap I want to write about, but I tell myself it's not really "chat" type material, more journal type. But for some bizarre reason I can't be bothered doing a new journal entry.

I think I have taken my laziness to an all new low.

*sigh*

ok

going

for

REAL