The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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Fashion Update

stretchy but loose-fitting ankle-length black skirt, long sleeved, black cotton shirt made outta t-shirt material, but more form-fitting, black bike-riding boots & a 3/4-length beige sweater, buttons to waist and flares out a little down from there.

Had a hunger-pang and decided I better chaw-down a half toasted bagel with LF cream cheese.  I hate how the stuff gets stuck in my teeth. 

So I'm typing as I chew. 

I hear ya on wanting to write more journal-type stuff in here.  Its not been very chatty in here lately.  It feels more like people are just checking-in from time to time.  I don't mind you writing whatever you want in here. 

Ok.  I'm really leaving now too.  See ya!

*gives Qtip a BIG SMOOTCH on the lips, leaving a little cream cheese film on tippies lips*

*picks a grain out from between my teeth*

Ahh!  Shopping is DONE!  I came home, put the groceries away and changed into my pjs.  I'm not doing anything until 5, when I take a shower and prep my food for dinner. That way, I can just cook when they are here and it'll be done in 30 minutes.

The Menu:

• Farm-Raised Rainbow Trout Fillets with Dulse, Sea Salt & Dill
• Green Curly Kale Chopped & Sauteed in XVOO with Yellow Onion & Salt
• Millet Cooked in Chicken Broth with Yellow Corn
  • Dessert - Warm Black Cherries in its Own Juice-Made-Sauce, Stevia-Sweetened Fage Fat-Free Yogurt

The ILs are bringing the wine.  I got a $5 bottle of Barefoot Pinot Grigio, just in case they bring a red. 

So I'm gonna go get some lunch & play The Sims 2 for awhile. 

Lunch - Gardenburger on half an Ezekiel sprouted-7grain bun w/Vegenaise & lettuce, maybe some chips & salsa.

gotta get back to the wood. If I could pick anything to do though, it'd be one of these:

• nap
• play the piano
• watch a movie
• play a video game
• keep surfing around the webs

It's been awhile since I've seen Ruth around. Hope she's ok. Same for moof, bagga, and j.

*goes into their rooms and pees on their beds as a welcome back gift for when they come back*

*and pEwws and buggies and kings too, so they don't feel left out*

PEWWWIE!!! finally, someone I can procrastinate with!

*jumps on pEww, hogties her and puts the trout and wine in the fridge*

*starts craving chips and salsa because it was mentioned*

*has chips and salsa*

*and regular chips*

*and a chocolate bar*

Dang it!

3 loads of wood in and ranked. Now that that is taken care of...

*goes to look for something to eat*

*notices the above post*

poo.

Dear QM,

I ate all of the chocolate.

Sincerely,

Lulu

Dear Lulu,

I don't know whether to be happy for me and sad for you or sad for me and happy for you or happy for me and happy for you or sad for me and sad for you.

In the end, it doesn't matter. What appeared to be a THO was actually 2 peanut M&M's squirreled away for just such an occasion.

I've got more M&M's to share, but I'm not entirely sure you'll want them after you find out where I stash them.

Sincerely,

qm

Original Post by qmwillcand:

gotta get back to the wood. If I could pick anything to do though, it'd be one of these:

• nap
• play the piano
• watch a movie
• play a video game
• keep surfing around the webs

It's been awhile since I've seen Ruth around. Hope she's ok. Same for moof, bagga, and j.

*goes into their rooms and pees on their beds as a welcome back gift for when they come back*

*and pEwws and buggies and kings too, so they don't feel left out*

 

I was just thinking about where the hell they all are!  Bagga! WTF?  Where are you! 

Moofles has herselef nose-deep in FB.

Jfk is busy chafing his nether-regions on the bike before it gets too cold for him to ride. 

I've seen buggyhair in here a few times but she's making herself scarce as well. 

Missing Amanda too!

Kingy is always around.  I just know it. 

Original Post by lulufit:

Dear QM,

I ate all of the chocolate.

Sincerely,

Lulu

LULU!  I've seen you around in journal-land, but not in here for awhile!  C'mere.  I wanna show ya sumpthin'.

*Innocently skips down the hall to ms. pew's room to see what she wants to show me* hmmmm, lots of possibilities!

Y'all, I was so good a the farmer's market today!  I only spent $77! I did not get chocolate that was on the list.  But I got lots-0-kale!  LOL!

Its just not the same, I know. 

Mrpew is in the shower and I'm sittin' here with my hair all done-up, makeup, new comfy cooking-dress with a sweater over the top, food mostly prepped.  They'll be here in about an hour. 

I'm making the dessert ahead of time so I don't have to mess with it later.  I'm so excited!  I just LOVE doing this sorta thing!  Too bad I don't have many local friends or I'd have more dinner-parties.  So I'll take it when I can get it.  The in-laws are pretty cool.  They are artists and pretty liberal in their ideals, but, unfortunately, only saw this year how voting Republican has been a bad idea.  We can swear & talk politics, but, as I found out the hard way, they prolly don't wanna see a picture of me at a WAY-LIBERAL abortion-rights march carrying a menstruating Barbie-doll crucified on a cross of two double-dongs. 

Yea, I wish I had removed that one from the photo album before sharing.  Though, they are pro-choice, it was a bit extreme. 

Listening to Tom Waits.

Original Post by lulufit:

*Innocently skips down the hall to ms. pew's room to see what she wants to show me* hmmmm, lots of possibilities!

Hey, lulu... check it out!

Hmmm, pew must have been sneaking around in King and QM's bedrooom again!

Have a great time at the dinner party. I wish I could entertain. I always feel that my house is just too cluttered and the kids only eat chicken nuggets.

Original Post by lulufit:

*Innocently skips down the hall to ms. pew's room to see what she wants to show me* hmmmm, lots of possibilities!

you look cute like that!