The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....
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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat. Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house.
This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.
As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.
Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like. The first computer area is down the hall toward the back. The second computer area is downstairs in the basement. ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.
For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here.
You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like. This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go. This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back. this is where we bathe the captives.
Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs) Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!
Let us show you our bedrooms now...
The first room here on the left is Jfk's room. That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!)
Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.
Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding. (that's how I always get in).
When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.
The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.
This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out. He's such a sweetheart!
Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.
Buggy's room has a nice set up! she always has a path for us to walk through.
Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask) I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.
Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper :D
Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy! there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru. :D
here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed. she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr! :D
King's room is pretty awesome! he has his own air conditioner. the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house :D
Awww... look how cute! our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room. her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom. she's lucky
We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use. This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie. This spare bedroom is also roomie. In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!
make yourselves at home ANY time!!! scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us ;)
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The rules are
1- No touchin' the JJ
2- Talk about whatever you'd like
3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun
&nb sp; NEW CLUB UPDATE:
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- accidentally frenching moody
(8 members) - accidentally pinching km's butt
(2 members) - confusing people
(12 members) - cuddling with moody
(5 members) - egging ruth's house,
(6 members) - farting
(7 members) - gluing jfk's butt to toilet
(7 members) - hitting hk with frying pan
(6 members) - hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors
(3 members) - ky jelly
(5 members) - lighting p0nda's hair on fire
(4 members) - making fun of moodymomma
(8 members) - pimpin' pewww for cash
(4 members) - pole dancing
(7 members) - puttin fireworks in dagi's butt
(6 members) - smackin' qm with baseball bat
(2 members)
- soaking ruth in pimple pus
(3 members) - spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
(3 members) - strip poker
(4 members) - super-glue in dagi's shampoo
(2 members) - tampering with people's meds
(4 members) - thongs
(2 members) - using qm as a pinata
(2 members)
- accidentally frenching moody
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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list. Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross..... (just to keep it fun)
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GROCERY LIST:
pizza, cucumbers, strawberries,
steaks, peaches, grapes, carrots,
rocky mountain oysters, potatoes
(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)
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Original Post by lulufit:
Hmmm, pew must have been sneaking around in King and QM's bedrooom again!
Have a great time at the dinner party. I wish I could entertain. I always feel that my house is just too cluttered and the kids only eat chicken nuggets.
Man, is that dohickey comin' or goin'?
I'm the same way Lu. I can never completely relax in my house as a hostess. The only hostess I do really well is the cream filled variety.
Prairie Dawn used to be one of my Sesame Street favorites. And cookie monster. And yes, I do enjoy the "cream filled" variety also.
somebody please tell me why I thought it was a good idea to agree to go into work from 8-midnight?
Well, if I'm going, I'm at least going to be comfortable, looks be darned!
Fashion update- blue Fruit Of The Loom wife beater, HUMONGOUS AE hoodie sweatshirt, baggie red lounge pants that say "Grumpy" on the left hip, black socks that don't match, white kicks. To top the look off, a camo short billed cap of my daughters.
And not a lick of makeup. Well, some Burts Bees, but that's it!
Original Post by lulufit:
Prairie Dawn used to be one of my Sesame Street favorites. And cookie monster. And yes, I do enjoy the "cream filled" variety also.
wait, you got me all confuzzled now...are we still talking Ding Dongs and Ho Ho's? And which kind? :D
Original Post by qmwillcand:
Original Post by lulufit:
Prairie Dawn used to be one of my Sesame Street favorites. And cookie monster. And yes, I do enjoy the "cream filled" variety also.
wait, you got me all confuzzled now...are we still talking Ding Dongs and Ho Ho's? And which kind? :D
I believe so! Don't you just love a good cream filled Ding Dong?
*ok, hubs home. Time to get my mind out of the gutter....or maybe leave it in there since he probably likes me better that way!*
Original Post by lulufit:
Original Post by qmwillcand:
Original Post by lulufit:
Prairie Dawn used to be one of my Sesame Street favorites. And cookie monster. And yes, I do enjoy the "cream filled" variety also.
wait, you got me all confuzzled now...are we still talking Ding Dongs and Ho Ho's? And which kind? :D
I believe so! Don't you just love a good cream filled Ding Dong?
*ok, hubs home. Time to get my mind out of the gutter....or maybe leave it in there since he probably likes me better that way!*
pEwwiebaby, how went the dinner party?
*sips on coffee and daydreams about cream filled Ding Dongs*
I got up early thinking that I might be ambitious and rank the load of wood that's in the cellar so that when I get home from work I can put more wood in...I can see that's nor going to happen. I'll do the Shred though.
Heck, I may even shower!
people spend way too much money on cell phones. I'm looking at getting King a new one for Christmas and even most of the used ones go for $300-$400! Crazy!
oatmeal makes me smile on my insides. It's like a warm cozy blanket to my esophagus and digestive system.
*tentatively steps out of chat and peeks into the lounge*
:S
it's strange and boring and (dare I say) stupid out there, I think I'll just stay in here.
*fills tub with hot hot hot water, adds 4- 3kg bags of Quaker oats, pours in a package of raisins, liberally sprinkles in cinnamon*
*slips into the tub with a book and spoon*
All dressed and ready for work, lunch is packed.
*opens lunch box to show chatters/lurkers the contents*
- 1 pb sammie
- 1 banana
- 1 granola bar
- 3 small apples
- Halloween sized Smarties
- ditto sized Aero
ooh, I just remembered, I have grapes and yogurt here too! But if I put those in, I really should take something out. Ok, I'll sub some grapes for 1 of the apples and the yogurt for another apple :)
yumyumyumyum yum yum yum yuum yum yuuum
those grapes are really firm! I love firm grapes, the way they crunch...
*needs a moment of private time*
where on earth is my NC Tar Heels cap?
*searches through piles of garbage, uncovers the smelly bum*
*wonders if he always had that limburger cheese odor*
*and wonders how long he's been here, anyways*
Mmmm, Limburger!
*gets out a baguette*
Mornin', qtip!
Dinner was fabulous! We had wine. I tell ya, if I get equally intoxicated on wine as I do on vodka I wake up feeling much worse after the wine. I don't feel terrible, per se, but I don't feel great.
The inlaws confirmed some of my fears about the little BIL and his friend house-sitting. I have been concerned that they might leave the place a mess and eat all the food in the house. Now I'm afraid they'll burn it to the effing ground!
MIL described a few occasions where she discovered a pot or a pan left on the stove, over fire, unattended! She said they destroyed one of her pans. Also, there were water rings left on MIL's favorite piece of antique furniture.
So now I'm gonna have to take what cookwear I wanna use with me on vaca and lock the rest of the anodized aluminum in the shop. I'm even in fear of my cast-iron, like someone will try and cook tomatoes in it then leave it a sink of water for 3 days, rusting it! Gma took 40 years to get that skillet the way it is!
So yea, I'm freaking out a little.
I'll have to make labels on things like on Cliff's aquarium: "Do Not Open" Cliff's a snake.
Toilets: "Please Flush and Close Lid Before Doing-So"
Stove: "Do Not Leave a Burner on Unattended"
"No Smoking in the House or While Napping"
Dishwasher: "Please Rinse Food From Surface of Dishes Before Placing in Dishwasher"
Washer & Dryer: "Do Not Use" I don't think I'll have to worry about that one too much.
"Do Not Water Plants"
"No Cooking After 5 Drinks" - microwave is an exception
I'm taking the glass coffee press, just in case. They can use the plasticy one we got for camping.
What else can I do to Bachelor-Proof the house?
Oh, I need to place a MAX on how loud the stereos can go.
The Dyson vacuum cleaner: "Do Not Use" - There are some things I just don't even wanna chance. I'd rather come home to a dirty floor than a broken Dyson.
Yup, vacations are really relaxing.
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