The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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Original Post by kingmedia:

or some other kind of bake sale.

I've got a pretty good brownie recipe!

Methinks chat is down cuz moody is MIA.

I've got a better brownie recipe.

Original Post by kingmedia:

we could have a cookie dough sale.

 

I'd like to roll in have double chocolate fudge please

Original Post by spoiled_candy:

I've got a better brownie recipe.

Oh!  You are such a BAD MOD!  I was gonna post that one since its the first pic that comes up in a Google search for "hash brownies!"  I think you need spanking for that, lady!

I want something to drink.  I think I'm gonna head to the likka sto & get something.  But what......

Did someone say chocolate?

oh, king just saw the word "spanking" and started sitting up, begging and panting

lol

Original Post by mspw2:

Original Post by spoiled_candy:

I've got a better brownie recipe.

Oh! You are such a BAD MOD! I was gonna post that one since its the first pic that comes up in a Google search for "hash brownies!" I think you need spanking for that, lady!

I want something to drink. I think I'm gonna head to the likka sto & get something. But what......

we were talking about alkihol at work today...it all started when the boss said that she ordered Kahlua flavored coffee for the work coffee machine.

Original Post by qmwillcand:

oh, king just saw the word "spanking" and started sitting up, begging and panting

lol

 Form an orderly line please. I am apparently the designated spanker of the day.

And talking about alchohol......I could really use a glass of red tonight. But the hubster is firm in giving up the alchohol for the lenght of our competition. So I will not be having any. Guess I'll eat a little kit kat instead.

Ok, time to leave for kids tae-kwon-do. Just wanted to drop in and say "Haaaaaalllloooooooo!"

P.S. Am I ever going to get a trophy?

Ms.pew, can you pack  me in your suitcase for your vacation? I'll be really quiet, I promise!

Original Post by lulufit:

And talking about alchohol......I could really use a glass of red tonight. But the hubster is firm in giving up the alchohol for the lenght of our competition. So I will not be having any. Guess I'll eat a little kit kat instead.

Oh, yea, that's MUUUUUCH better!  Bah!

*sips her Brazilian drink.. whatsit called?  Oh, a "Caipirinha."

Original Post by lulufit:

Ms.pew, can you pack  me in your suitcase for your vacation? I'll be really quiet, I promise!

I could do more than that... I could put you in the 'backseat' of Mrpew's pick-em-up truck with Briana.  There are two extra rooms at the place you can stay in one of 'em. 

Shhh.  Don't tell Mrpew.  We'll have to disguise you somehow, like, um, how 'bout a clown?  We were just talking about clown sex vids.

Was Tiny Tim the Boy George of the 70's?

Is it wrong to drink before you've showered?

I read that ^  as...

is it wrong to dink before you've showered?

*runs & tackles bagga all wet from the shower*

I usually shower after I 'dink.'

Bagga, bagga, bagga!  Where the hell are ya, ya effin' bitch!  You haven't answered my email or nuthin'!

*pouts*

You just move, prolly even outta the country and just leave.  I know, I know,  whateveah!  Talk to the hand. 

I want you to just drink this....

*passes bagga a freshly made Caipiroska*