The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....

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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat.  Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house. 

This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.

As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.  

Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like.  The first computer area is down the hall toward the back.  The second computer area is downstairs in the basement.  ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.

For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here. 

You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like.  This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go.  This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back.  this is where we bathe the captives.

Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs)  Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!

Let us show you our bedrooms now...

The first room here on the left is Jfk's room.  That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!) 

Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.

Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding.  (that's how I always get in).  

When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.

The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room  She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.

This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out.  He's such a sweetheart!

Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.

Buggy's room has a nice set up!  she always has a path for us to walk through.

Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask)  I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.

Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper  :D

Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy!  there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru.  :D

here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed.  she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr!  :D

King's room is pretty awesome!  he has his own air conditioner.  the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house   :D

Awww... look how cute!  our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room.    her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom.  she's lucky

We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use.  This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie.  This spare bedroom is also roomie.  In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!

make yourselves at home ANY time!!!  scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us  ;) 

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The rules are  

1- No touchin' the JJ

2- Talk about whatever you'd like

3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun 

       &nb sp;                NEW CLUB UPDATE:  

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  • accidentally frenching moody 
    (8 members)
    
    
  • accidentally pinching km's butt
    (2 members)
    
    
  • confusing people  
    (12 members)
    
    
  • cuddling with moody
    (5 members)
    
    
  • egging ruth's house,  
    (6 members)
    
    
  • farting
    (7 members)
    
    
  • gluing jfk's butt to toilet  
    (7 members)
    
    
  • hitting hk with frying pan 
    (6 members)
    
    
  • hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors 
    (3 members)
    
    
  • ky jelly 
    (5 members)
    
    
  • lighting p0nda's hair on fire  
    (4 members)
    
    
  • making fun of moodymomma  
    (8 members)
    
    
  • pimpin' pewww for cash
    (4 members)
    
    
  • pole dancing 
    (7 members)
    
    
  • puttin fireworks in dagi's butt  
    (6 members)
    
    
    
  • smackin' qm with baseball bat
    (2 members)

   

  • soaking ruth in pimple pus
    (3 members)
    
    
  • spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
    (3 members)
    
    
  • strip poker 
    (4 members)
    
    
  • super-glue in dagi's shampoo
    (2 members)
    
    
  • tampering with people's meds
    (4 members)
    
    
  • thongs
    (2 members)
    
    
  • using qm as a pinata
    (2 members)

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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list.  Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross.....  (just to keep it fun)

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GROCERY LIST:

milk,  cheese,  bread,  bananas, 

pizza,  cucumbers, strawberries,

shrimp,  pineapple,  tomatoes,

steaks,  peaches,  grapes,  carrots,

rocky mountain oysters,  potatoes

 toilet paper, lemons

(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)

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Now....

I wanna know where the hell you've been! 

Caipiroska (my version anyway)

ing:

• 3 lime wedges (half a lime)
• 1 tbsp brown sugar
• 1 jigger of vodka
• ice

place sugar & limes into a had-mixer and macerate with a mortar.  Add vodka.  Add a hanful or so of cracked ice.  Shake until very cold.  Pour over a short glass of ice. 

it gets better as the ice melts.  woo!  stronk (rolling the "r"),... like bull!

Got some new pics...

from the dinner party with the inlaws... me cooking. 

The cherries I cooked for dessert got a little overheated.  But they were still really good with Greek yogurt. 

Here's the Mr., napping, sorta, watching tv. 

And my Noog-Noog in one of her beds.

and finally, the office, just as it was about 5 minutes ago, but now I'm sitting int he chair. 

Bagga!  Where the hell didjya go?  I KNOW I didn't scare you off. 

Bummer.

Greetings lurkers. 

I'm off to dinner... a rather smallish baked potato, sauteed broccoli in XVOO with beans (blk & kidney) topped with a little cheddar. 

BBL, maybe. 

You guys... this thread isn't dying is it? 

OMG!  Where the hell is everybody?!

Marco?

i find it real hot right now.

Polo

Going to be on and off for a bit, I am boogersitting right now.

Original Post by mspw2:

You guys... this thread isn't dying is it?

somebody douse it with booze and strippers, STAT!

Hey Ruth, bagga, lu, and pEww.

Nice to see y'all! I miss you gus (typo, but I kinda like it)

I wish I had the time to just post over and over and over again until somebody gets so sick of it that they stop by just to tell me to shut it already.

but...I can't. Heading for the church tonight. Then when I get back, Jillian plans on kicking my butt for 2nd day of round 2. Seriously. She kicked it but good last night. I thought I was gonna die. In that exaggeratory kinda way.

and yes, I spelled exaggeratory wrong. Anybody got a problem with it, too bad.

:D

Have fun at church and later with Jillian.

I didn't do the treadmill today and I ate lots and lots of chocolate. I think I'll do a workout video tomorrow morning.

If somebody told me to shut it I'd probably call them a poopie head. That is prett effective.

I see that the Wii thing now has a Food Network game called something like Cook or Be Cooked. Looks like now you can pretend to make dinner. Virtually. Am I the only one who thinks that is weird?

V is on tonight. Yippee. I used to watch the original.

Whah?  "Chocolate," "V," "treadmill?"  I have no idea what's going on.  I think I was attacked by a cocktail disquised as a Pina Colada! Matter of fact, I mighta been 3 or 4 of 'em!

HELP!

*listens to Black Sabbath as old as she is*

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