The after hours, keep language clean, leave JJ alone, talk about anything CHAT....
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Hello friends/lurkers!! Welcome to our amazing home/chat. Before you make yourselves comfy on our couch, let us show you around the house.
This is our humble living room where we hang out, chat, and watch porn movies.
As guests, please feel free to join us for breakfast , or home prepared meals like mac-n-cheese, soup, snacks like pudding, fruit roll ups , or any other treats we keep in our lovely kitchen.
Make yourselves at home while you're here! We have two computer areas, so feel free to use them anytime you'd like. The first computer area is down the hall toward the back. The second computer area is downstairs in the basement. ...also where we keep our prisoners and/or captives live in friends.
For those of you with small children, do not fear... we have a room just for them to play in while they're here.
You're in luck! We have three guest bathrooms you can use when ever you like. This bathroom is closest to the living room, so when you gotta go, you gotta go. This while the other bathroom is located closer to the computer room in the back. this is where we bathe the captives.
Now, our pool is wonderful!! it's equipt with a griddle AND bar, and your choice of music (just bring your CDs) Jump in anytime!! the water's always great!
Let us show you our bedrooms now...
The first room here on the left is Jfk's room. That's where he keeps our stash, but he rigged it for quarters (damn him!)
Dagi's room, directly across from jfk's room hasn't been used in a while, so if you ever wanna bunk in her room while she's away, it shouldn't be a problem.
Here's Spoiled_candy's room she keeps her door locked most of the time, so if you ever need to gain entry, there are a couple of bobbie-pins that are on top of her door molding. (that's how I always get in).
When bagga's not sleeping topless in her room, she enjoys stretching and things like that.
The room that has the door with holes in it is p0nda's room She fixes it all the time with posters, but they keep falling off because the bubble gum she uses loses it's stickyness.
This is myroom, isn't it perrrty? I'm in here most of the time with our dog, just hanging out. He's such a sweetheart!
Peaches' room is pretty nice.... her walls are blue and we sometimes hang out in there listening to music.
Buggy's room has a nice set up! she always has a path for us to walk through.
Here's Mollymouser's room.... (don't ask) I have NO idea how she keeps her room looking like that.
Mspw's room...? Whay can I say?? she's a shopper :D
Qm's room? well she's pretty good at keeping it very tidy! there's ALWAYS a path around her bed and/or paths to-and-from the door to walk thru. :D
here's Rache snoozing in her comfy bed. she likes to sleep-in because she's usually up all night webcaming with her hunk-man fiancee... rawr! :D
King's room is pretty awesome! he has his own air conditioner. the heat makes the the house kinda stinky, so we like to hang in there when it's HOT in the house :D
Awww... look how cute! our kittehs just LOVE to hang in Lulu's room. her room is one of the few with it's own bathroom. she's lucky
We have two spare bedrooms that any of you are more than welcome to use. This spare bedroom is pretty nice, as you can see... it's very roomie. This spare bedroom is also roomie. In fact, it has a fold-out-couch-bed which is awesome!!
make yourselves at home ANY time!!! scoot over the garbage and find a place to sit...and just hang out with us ;)
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The rules are
1- No touchin' the JJ
2- Talk about whatever you'd like
3- (optional) Join one of the following clubs & add it to your 'interests list' in your profile page to make it fun
&nb sp; NEW CLUB UPDATE:
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- accidentally frenching moody
(8 members) - accidentally pinching km's butt
(2 members) - confusing people
(12 members) - cuddling with moody
(5 members) - egging ruth's house,
(6 members) - farting
(7 members) - gluing jfk's butt to toilet
(7 members) - hitting hk with frying pan
(6 members) - hot nerds w/ pocket-protectors
(3 members) - ky jelly
(5 members) - lighting p0nda's hair on fire
(4 members) - making fun of moodymomma
(8 members) - pimpin' pewww for cash
(4 members) - pole dancing
(7 members) - puttin fireworks in dagi's butt
(6 members) - smackin' qm with baseball bat
(2 members)
- soaking ruth in pimple pus
(3 members) - spiking plh's food w/ laxatives
(3 members) - strip poker
(4 members) - super-glue in dagi's shampoo
(2 members) - tampering with people's meds
(4 members) - thongs
(2 members) - using qm as a pinata
(2 members)
- accidentally frenching moody
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If you would like to create a club, let me know and I'll add it to the list. Please keep it bizarre, funny, or gross..... (just to keep it fun)
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GROCERY LIST:
pizza, cucumbers, strawberries,
steaks, peaches, grapes, carrots,
rocky mountain oysters, potatoes
(everyone pitches in for groceries from time to time....thanks)
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poor puppy.... somebody did a 'no-no' ;)
She had gotten to the ear and was gnawing on it when I found her. One of those time where you don't know whether to scold her or grab the camera first. Her whole head and body were covered with shredded husks. When she caught sight of me, she stopped cold, with her mouth around the ear.
she's still a puppy so she'll get into things from time to time ;)
when I first got my black lab mix.... I swear, it was the second day of having him. he ate my BRAND NEW $200 book for school! he made me so mad, I cried :( I was so pissed off at him, I almost took him BACK to the pound!!! but I couldn't find the leash... besides, I wouldn't have done it anyway, I don't have the heart, hehe... I'm such a softy. he never dug his little head in my back pack again though. however, he loved shoes!! OH, and bras!! and for some reason, only MY shoes!! he left everyone elses alone. I would come home and find one shoe in one room all chewed up and the other one outside in shreds.... then my bras... same thing.
he's a good boy now.... he's a loyal mutt! awww
now... my golden (not a mix) has ALWAYS been such a good girl!! she's my little angel! when I die, I want our ashes to be mixed in together :) hehe
I think that is just testament to the foul stench of your feet. But stop trying to distract. You know what we want.
Edit: oh and I am a bad dog mama, my little fat dog got sick in the bath today, he's feeling poorly and the bath made him feel worse. I feel like a tyrant. :(
ps... WARNING::: this picture is SOOOO NASTY, you may throw up or pee your pants from laughter when you see it.
*chants some strange chant thingy to curse p0nda for torturing her fat baby*
once I have it, I may - may - have something in return. Leave my fat dog alone or you won't get it. Cruel dog abuser! I can read the England. Honest.
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ok guys... I have them uploaded now. I just have to set you two (jfk and p0nda) to a different 'private' setting so you can see them... so gimmie a minute ;)
Ruth... I don't have to stick you in the 'new' private setting because you and dagi are already in one.... so you two will already still see it.
brb
I didn't focus them very well :/
***edit*** my digi cam was takin' the pictures REALLY REALLY bright, so I just used the web cam. same sh$t... only that the web cam thingy shows the date/time... oh well
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see?! I told you, dammit!!
NOW it's YOUR turn to show US what YOU look like while lookin STUPID!!
bah!
ok your repayment is in a folder JUST FOR YOU!
I'm gonna go look... hehe
I'm the one in the purple crushed velvet pants, it's at my equivalent of the senior prom. Lord, I thought I looked cool.
...psh! you DO look freakin cool!!
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actually p0nda... you're so pretty! seriously...
OMG... can you believe we teased our hair and bangs (or some people call bangs, fringe) like 6 inches high! holy cow...
OMG... I have another picture of my hair all ratty looking, wearing clothes like madonna with some heavy GREEN eye shadow!
eeekk
You are very kind, but I am only ok looking - I was actually thinking the exact same thing about you - the pic with you and your daughter, you really look lovely. That was when I was 17 and a wanker. I wanted to marry Robert Smith and figured he wouldn't be able to resist a girl who looked just like him. I'm making dinner so bbl.
Edit: I require access to the madonna pic. I will trade photos. I have doozies.
I thought you would be more seriously goth, Noodie. Can I see your prom picture, p0nda? All I see is the one of your date at McDonalds....
I put 3 more pics up.... how I look NOW. (they're almost a year old) but I weigh and still look the exact same way...
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jfk... you don't like my goth pic?? hehe... I didn't know WTH I was doin' so... BAH!
....if p0nda lets you see her purple crushed velvet pants.... you're gonna start drooling!! honestly, I don't think she looks bad, I think she's a hottie!!
p0nda... how YOU doin? ;)
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